oh hi there

*teleports behind you* nothing personal, lemur

[timetraveldean]

[brawlio0altair]

So they are just gonna steal Tumblr posts like this??

[90skid-com]

[deejay]

[relive-the-90s]

Smash Mouth - All-Star (1999)

[queer-girl-with-knives-deactiva]

When someone asks for money but instead you just drop some life philosophy on ‘em

[gamercrunch]

Amazon Aperture Alexa portal turret.

via reddit

[agentsof0akenshield]

Reblog if Bohemian Rhapsody changed your life

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

biology test question: the epidermis is also known as ____?

the twitch chat in my brain helping me cheat:

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

isnt water just ice juice

500,000 notes

[galaxylemur-blog]

Fun drinking game

Watch the entire series of My Hero Academia and take a shot every time Izuku cries

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

i keep referring to anyone under 18 as the minecraft generation

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

i still get generation minecrafters sending me angry messages about this 

[theartofanimation]

Alexandra Petruk  -  https://www.artstation.com/artist/alexandra_petruk  -  https://www.facebook.com/alexandra.petruk.7  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/alexandrapetrtuk  -  http://drawcrowd.com/alexpetruk494d  -  https://twitter.com/alexandrapetruk

[druidviolence2]

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

[druidviolence2]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

wow, look, a bar-graph!

digital style!

do a digital dancing! hey, this is fun!

[horror-daddy-deactivated2025091]

OH SHIT

[iyimibole]

[luxxurioustaste]

what the fuck..

[philosophere]

screw this shit

[carnelianfoxx]

he totally nailed it

[duttyyosa]

unbelievadrill

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Why would Darth Vader advertise a flavor based on the substance that horribly disfigured and crippled him? Unless he’s not so much marketing the pop tarts as popping into the corner really quick just to say “hey man be careful with those trust me”

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese