Sorcerer's Desktop

My space for notes and drawings, as well as other odds and ends.

[galdapjunior]

After 5,000 years I’ve returned to this hell site.

Is it still just as terrible?

[bloodelfmage-deactivated2021041]

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[pomrania]

If you can’t get the audio, it’s an adorable video of an otter eating some treats; but if you CAN listen to it, the noises this critter makes are just HILARIOUS.

[mockingbirdie]

Oh my god, she just keeps going

[yandere-angela]

i’m not gonna explain

[galdapjunior]

this post sent me on a wikipedia dive

[wow-images]

Found a fellow member of the Horde at the DMV today. (Via)

(teelib1992)

[swarnpert]

is your dmv in your moms house or something

[ladysaytenn]

baby zombie

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

My little army

[yandere-angela]

i still find it weird that egyptology is a field at all

like there’s no sinology or indology or anything like that, much less something like francology or anglology, why egyptology

[yandere-angela]

that’s just archaeology

like

that’s very literally just archaeology

[galdapjunior]

Exactly! Someone finally said it!

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

fallout 4 npcs are so wild you can walk by someone and they’ll be like “leave me the FUCK alone” and you’re already gone

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

[disease-deactivated20210414]

気持ち良さそうだね.

[ampervadasz]

[bookwormmaddy]

why are hummingbirds so dumb

[sparrow-va]

[micaxiii]

The Holy Trinity

[someemochick]

[princecharmingtobe]

[basalt-dnd]

The fourth installment of the d100 Common Magic Items. A warning that some might be verging into ‘Uncommon’ and some are sinking into joke territory.

Created with lots of help from @korvusdnd

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (Common magic items run from 50gp to 100gp, and uncommon can be as much as 500 gp, but they might be worth more in settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

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[snartha]

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you know what this is referencing you deserve a senior discount

[vapidsoup]

[normal-horoscopes]

*INJECTS A RAT WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF PIZZA SAUCE*

[normal-horoscopes]

*THE RAT DEALS ELEMENTAL DAMAGE NOW*

[wraize]

What Element Caretaker?

[normal-horoscopes]

MARINARA

[frigbob]

Turn up volume for gentle clanking

(Cat is why garden visits are strictly supervised!)

[trufflesmushroom]

This duck is obviously having a pretty glorious time in there but dare I say it, specifically his butt is having an even better time, or probably the best possible time.

[osteoprincess]

[fuckthehappytrap-deactivated201]

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

[gaydogwife]

It looks like I’m actually there

[um-ithinksomebodyjust]

reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif

[everythingfox]

Disney princess 😍