❝This is not your… not your fault. Promise me… you’ll escape from this place.❞
❝There’re better places to take a nap that on the ground, you know. Give me your hand.❞
❝You’ve escaped fate this time, rogue, but remember—justice always prevails!❞
❝Struggle all you want! You cannot unwrite what is already written!❞
❝Who wants to try my lance on for size first? I know where it belongs, shoved right up your…❞
❝Snuck in some practice, if you know what I mean…What? No, FIGHTING practice.❞
❝How can you be so blind to [NAME]’s incredible charms?! How dare you not be attracted to him/her!❞
❝You dare take such a tone… with your own father?!❞
❝Do you think I’d be out here if I were ONLY after girls!?❞
❝If you believe in any gods, you’d better pray to them now!❞
❝You know, prices aren’t the only thing I can cut in two.❞
❝You can’t kill a dead man, sweetheart.❞
❝You realized your mistake quickly enough. It could have been much more awkward.❞
❝I could break their ranks as easily as I break wind!❞
❝Do you have any more of those?!❞
❝Turn my back one minute and you’re married. The next minute? A baby!❞
❝Glory be! You’re salvageable after all!❞
❝Oh gods. I raised a philanderer.❞
❝Look, I know I’m unbelievably sexy, but you don’t have to stare so hard.❞
❝…Well, it looks… edible? At least?❞
❝I’m asking you to marry me, idiot!❞
❝Let our extremely protracted duel to the death begin!❞
❝What manner of madman would allow you a turn at cooking for the camp?❞
❝Allies?“ You expect me to rely on you in combat?❞
❝Your only expertise is in flirting, and you still fail spectacularly! I’ll take my chances alone!❞
❝I honestly cannot tell sometimes if you’re a genius or a complete dimwit.❞
❝You see, sometimes when two people… Things happen. Stuff… *mumbles* Okay, I like you.❞
❝My body is ready! The next sample, if you please!❞
❝What is this? Is it edible? I haven’t eaten in minutes…❞
❝This exercise is great for building stomach muscles. Come on, just 300! 299… 298…❞
❝My arm. You’re touching my arm…Please stop touching my arm.❞
❝I am SO sorry about earlier! I had no idea you were in the bath…❞
❝Strap yourself in and get ready to ride the flavor stallion!❞
❝Hold still! You’re making this harder than it has to be.❞
❝It should prove quite elucidating to dissect you piece by piece…❞
❝Not another step, potato molester! Stealing food is wrong!❞
❝Now you’re a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it?❞
❝We have the rest of our lives! And YOU, my dear, are a catch worth waiting for.❞
❝I’ll be your hero, you’ll be mine, and together we’ll be everyone else’s!❞
❝What kind of fool strategist puts himself at the fore of the battle?❞
❝I love you. And no matter what the future holds, I’m going to cherish every moment.❞
❝Am I not a thing of beauty~?❞
❝Anyone else hungry? Because I’m starving!❞
❝Where I’m from, strength is the only law that matters.❞
❝You’ll risk your life for us if I give you…a bag of candy?❞
❝I said “sweeten the deal”, didn’t I?❞
❝I’m not some fancywaist who needs to strut about like a peacock.❞
❝This day has been nothing but insults and punches to the groin…❞
❝It’s just that…your eyes are…so very shiny and pretty… Like two pools…of…something…❞
❝Surrender? Sorry, I’m not familiar with the word!❞
❝I am a warrior of the sword. Nothing fazes me. Nothing!❞
❝Gah, just p-please stop…hugging too tight… C-can’t…breathe…❞
❝Turns out the business end of my sword is me!❞
❝I…I love you, you bastard. There, I said it! Now don’t ask me again!❞
❝Look at all that you can accomplish if you try.❞
❝I don’t make threats. I make promises.❞
❝Everyone’s staring! How embarassing…❞