[ouroborosorder]

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

[ouroborosorder]

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

[catgirldragon]

[sistertaxon]

[primrosing]

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

I wish there was a gaming community on here like an actual gaming community not just fandom shit because you can only take so much gay fanart and no mechanics discussion before you yearn unwisely for reddit again

[selfcarereminder]

take a nap if you need one. your brain consolidates memories while you sleep, so napping is technically learning. you’re welcome

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

that's gonna take way too long there are way too many mechanics to go over

[charle1515]

Normal Game Bug: enemies get infinite health and it eventually causes the game to crash

Dwarf Fortress Bug: new exercise mechanics unintentionally allow river trout to get super buff when swimming against the tide, to the point that they can now walk on land and beat anything they see up.

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[5th-place]

Yes!

Susie does this quite a lot. Some I remember are-

And obviously her letter to Alvin

[laserwalnut]

You’re beautiful to me, ferrothorn

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

on the bus rn because I believe in the importance of public transport and also my dragon is asleep now he's sleeping and I im scared to wake him to go to Tesco

[the-mighty-dalob]

If you are scared about waking up your own bonded dragon you might want to think hard about your relationship with them...

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

he is not bonded with me we simply have an agreement I bring him fish and he takes me to Milton Keynes Tesco ✨✨✨✨

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[dykecinema]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Unmake

Artist: Chris Rahn TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[only-tiktoks]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

As a European, I knew Americans have been asking for walkable cities but i had no idea it was literally this hostile

WHERE DO YOU WALK YOUR DOGS!?!

[dkpsyhog]

[brehaaorgana]

lol yeah

[what-even-is-thiss]

Its to the point where most Americans can’t conceive of a walkable community because everywhere is like this and several generations have now grown up in a world like this. There’s hardly anyone that can conceive of a world that isn’t like this. Most people either cave in and get a car or end up isolated. I live in a city that’s mostly walkable by North American standards and I still end up walking in the dirt on the edge of a stroad a lot of the time.

[phipiohsum475]

And don't forget, we can't get decent public transportation either.