Vash The Stampede :)

Eph. 28. He/Him. I like anime and bands and lots of other stuff. N O T S P O I L E R F R E E

[lappuncheung]

'A Rhyming Toll for the One-Eyed Fey, To Escape from being Gloamtglut's Prey'

Arriving at the gate back to their plane, they find themselves confronted by Terrosh the Lidless Slumber who wanted payment and a rhyme...

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

[quinkkill]

Unfortunately me until Thursday

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

[joey-wheeler-official]

Gonna go have plot important sex with my protagonist wife

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[n0vascotia]

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

[maseratus]

[charl0ttan]

i hate it when i see boobs on the dash because i dont even wanna look at boobs most of the time but if i see boobs its like fuuuck might as well

[aire1111]

might as well what

[charl0ttan]

activate my great & horrible machine

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[evil-beasty]

[gaymattsharp]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[galleryavocado]

my Antivan Crow Rook, Elya de Riva if you even care

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it’s a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren’t fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn’t fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[valtsv]

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over

[shalizeh7]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

[auckie]

Like on the ground?

[riben-deactivated20230922]

yeah like on the ground or something

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[linafication]

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

[paper-ink-and-sorrow]

th- there are what

[linafication]

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

[foldingfittedsheets]

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[call-me-cosmic]

NEINNNNNN—