Spice E. Coyote

Any Pronouns | 30+ | Minors will be blocked on sight | Art & Writing | OC x Canon | Self-Inserts | Some Canon x Canon and Original Content | Monsterfucker & Robofucker | 100% Self-Indulgent

[atombombbaby]

I encourage everyone to not give Hasbro a single cent--no purchasing D&D or Magic products, among other things--until that piece of shit Chris Cocks is fired as CEO (and without a golden parachute). We don't want our favorite creators fired to fund CEO bonuses, we don't want people threatened and intimindated for asking for basic human dignity, we don't want our trans brothers and sisters forced to deadname themselves, and we want our games made by real human beings, not AI slopcasters.

I'm happy the WOTC employees have a union now, but Hasbro's enshittification efforts and attempts at union-busting will not stop as long as robosexual Cocks is CEO. Will the new one be just as bad? Maybe, but they'll have seen what happened to the last one who tried all this shit.

[spice-e-coyote]

Hey don't defame robosexuals by including Chris Cocks in our number.

We want to fuck fictional robots, that GI Joe cultist wants to get fucked by the military industrial complex.

[dancing-coyote]

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So hey my birthday is coming up this Friday and it sure would be nice if I could pay the outstanding half of my internet bill and also get some laundry moneys and maaaaybe also get something nice for lunch at the Good Locally-Owned Coffee Shop downtown ;u;

[spice-e-coyote]

Hahah holy shit the Cyborgs got me feeling Some Kinda Unwise. Like

Sir. SIR. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HUGE--

[infinityactual]

God I can finally share this! I've been waiting for DAYS.

Sent a parcel of goodies to @dancing-coyote and naturally I had to drag them for their preferred Helldivers faction even though I don't partake in the fandom myself.

What are friends for, anyway?

[holyshonks]

I don't understand how people are more thirsty for Jega than Chak 'Lok. Chak is: scary in a calm sociopathic kind of way, which is hotter AND he's nimble. Did we not all see the same lil spinny?

[spice-e-coyote]

[spicymotte]

pairing up a brawler type of guy with a pretty women always gets me. it's just so peak

[hiveswap]

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

[queenofnots]

You can have 20 billion dollars but you have to drink this perfectly fine glass of water first, would you do it?

[spice-e-coyote]

[villainwithacrush]

[strbrryfemme]

don't ask me about my morals when i'm ovulating

[blushandbruises-jules]

What do you mean normal people don't think about big dragon cocks and wolf knots on a daily basis.

I'm out here pretending I don't flick the bean at the thought of being railed by an eight foot demon with two cocks at least once a day.

[omagpies]

posted one month ago on patreon @/magpiecrown, original post by @neuronary with contributions from @once-a-polecat, @flizaa, @thefirstanomally and, of course, @were–ralph can be found here!

[the-sensitive-sadist]

"Remember, you deserve this" is just so romantic tbh

[valtsv]

"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

[reh-hateshumans]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m in the clutches of a deadly but gentle monster

[draculasswife-deactivated202212]

How am I supposed to function under these conditions [horny]

[lyonnerileyauthor]

having a monster boyfriend who loses control and goes apeshit when I'm in danger would fix me