Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

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Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus
not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
I'm sorry. Amelia, I'm so, so sorry. No, no we can just go and get him in the TARDIS. One more paradox. Would rip New York apart...
This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous. This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Shots fired.
“This man broke gender norms so that he could be a better father than patriarchal standards require or often even allow men to be”
Good! Fantastic! This is what I like to see!
Let’s celebrate it when people go against gender norms in a way that makes the world better!
It reminds me of some thing that a friend of mine told me. When white people adopt a child of color, some adoption agencies and adoption organizations have African hair braiding classes so that the white parents know how to work with black hair so they can have that bonding experience with their child. 
I'm sorry I'm not over this yet
Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭
i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪
belle: i respect my father so much
hua mulan: hey i respect MY father so much, and also yours
belle: i would lay down my life for him in an instant, so of course when his life was on the line i didn’t hesitate to set aside whatever identity and thoughts of the future i had had to defend him
hua mulan: that’s crazy i also did that
belle: i didn’t expect that i would end up with more grandeur and authority than i ever could have accessed otherwise, but of course i didn’t forget who i was doing this for or let the power tempt me
hua mulan: 100% with you sister
belle: also the giant bloodthirsty cat creature gives insane dick like you wouldn’t even believe
hua mulan: the what
hua mulan: hey
i respect MY father so
much, and also yours
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Gremlins (1984) dir. Joe Dante
The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
I see the cat redistribution system has gotten a drive-thru window
I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
only 5 seconds
i wasn't ready for that..lol
Immediately recognized that look
Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem
With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see
do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive
(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)
Cycling nutrients (old tumblr posts) from the ocean floor (mutual's blog archive) to increase (dashboard) ecosystem productivity
I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times
Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”
Reginald: *meows in distress*
Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”
♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪
@captioned-vines
[Video description: Someone washes a black and white Persian kitten with soap and water, wraps him in a towel with his eyes peeking out, then blow-dries him in slow-motion. He looks miserable the entire time. /end VD]
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scienceofshrock: Glorious
married-to-amazement: someone at Animal Planet [all caps] knows what the fuck they are doing
lovelessbird: Majestic!
dollsofthevalley: [all caps] Reginald
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“She knows him as the Doctor better than he does” - Steven Moffat