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A sweetpilled weirdcore cutemaxxer; Queer; Any pronouns; mid 20's; phlegmatic | Be an adult about it, yeah?

[suffer-no-humiliation]

SIDE BLOGS:

BombasticPoetry

Intellectus-Arcane

NoHoldsBarredButManyBarsHeld

Previously Hog-Wif

[annirisi]

Map of the world I’ve built for my dnd campaign! :3

[mahitariadi]

I drew our favorite goth girl.

[aliny-ssuu]

Study

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[hdksjsb]

[10alex01]

New Camila, the goth maid catgirl webcomic update. This one took longer than expected but I'm glad I finished it. Thanks for reading and your support. Camila's first Volume is available in the STORE link.

[casceth]

skyship over sea

[ittla]

beat the heat and all that, y'know

[billfrancois]

Sunflowers, willows, and radishes

[w0lfinw00ds]

An attempt to conciliate Lebanne's punk background with the more "regal" aesthetic demanded by Jacinthe

[maidthings]

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

[maidthings]

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

[maidthings]

[framed with a tight crop, sweating, visibly blushing] It is not.

[mossworm]

I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head

[bloodandichorandmemes]

I was curious about how accurate this is and am pleased to report it is extremely accurate

[were-here-because]

@animals-with-fan-art

[rpfofficial]

"bruce springsteen came out as bisexual" no i don't think that's true

"bruce springsteen is openly bisexual" something like it sure

"bruce springsteen has had a complicated relationship with sexuality and masculinity and especially as a young man he was trying to live up to some idea of what it meant to be a man and there was a period in his early 30s where he was horrifically lonely and deeply conflicted about his identity and depressed and drained from touring and throwing his entire existence into music and he was having a crisis over his ability to have a stable relationship cos he still believed that what he was aiming for was marriage and heterosexuality but he'd been failing his entire life and the longest lasting most stable relationships in his life at that point were with music & with clarence clemons!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he rushed into a marriage in the 80s. and broke up the e street band. and got divorced. and then got married again to patti scialfa and he's still with her to this day and loves her more than anything and their marriage is stable and happy but it still took him until he was almost 40 to finally choose that life and settle into it and find that he could do it and it could make him happy. and then he also still continued to write and release songs with homoerotic overtones and the possibility for queer readings and his relationship with clarence clemons had changed by the 90s but continued to be deep and meaningful and they got closer and closer again further into old age and continued to regard each other as soulmates and there's also bruce's relationship with his father and the fact that in some of the relationships he had when he was younger he was kind of the girlfriend and the way he talks about some of his male idols it kind of sounds like he had a crush on them and also the fact that anything can happen in the 1970s." this we cannot possibly refute

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[eunyisadoran]

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

[kedreeva]

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

[talesfromtreatment]

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

[ifririt]

hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said

[armayes]

they're right those arent frogs op.

[kedreeva]

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

[kedreeva]

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

[kedreeva]

1 year and 7 months later:

[kedreeva]

#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

found this in an old folder and cleaned it up in like 2seconds because it's good

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time

[mihaven]

lol