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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Game of Thrones Daily
styofa doing anything
if i look back, i am lost
#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Peter Solarz
Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
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@gallowglasss
september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together
in february I’m getting my shit together
in march I’m getting my shit together
in april I’m getting my shit together
in may I’m getting my shit together
in june I’m getting my shit together
The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich
SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville
forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.
i haven't read the off campus series but i just watched the show on prime and i can't get over how similar it is to high school musical
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.
Perennial October mood.
There she is!
NOW it’s really Halloween
cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
It's so funny to me that Mary Shelley, her husband, John Polidori, and Lord Byron had a competition to see who could write the best horror story and she wrote fucking Frankenstein. Imagine losing a competition that badly. Imagine just doing a silly little competition with your friend and she basically invents a new genre and creates one of the most famous characters in fiction. Imagine being proud of your little story and then she shares one that people will still read every day in 200 years. Imagine doing a writing competition with your wife and she becomes so recognizable that you'll always be known as Mary Shelley's husband
languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.
JENNIFER COOLIDGE Wins Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for The White Lotus | 75th Primetime Emmy Awards
Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person
This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.
“They looked into each other’s eyes for a long moment...again. Notably, they were not kissing.”
Every single fucking time a latinoamerican country implements a progressive law/policy you people have to be all like "how fucked up are we that *country name* is being more progressive than the US" as if it's somehow inconceivable that a country you deemed as backwards and barbaric could possibly be making more right decisions than your imperialistic shit hole of a country.
SALEM SABERHAGEN SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH (1996-2003)
Average Taskmaster intro
Greg: And next to me is a man who once confided in me that he thinks the NHS is run by Satanist Freemasons, IT'S LITTLE ALEX HOOOOOORNE!
Alex: Hi Greg. I've decided to start raising salmon
Droodles by Roger Price (from his 1953 book). Droodles (a blend of “doodle”, “drawing”, “riddle”) are simple drawings with a witty, often absurd, caption. The first one, as some of you may know, was used by Frank Zappa for his 1982 album, Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. (Zappa, a fan of Price's work, lived just a few miles from the artist and personally sought permission to use the image.)
These come from the 1972 edition of the book.
