The Real First Thinker

Humans, Plumbers, Azimuth Dni

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"you're running on fumes al go to bed"

Have her being part mother hen party lovey dovey))

"I'm not I am fine..."

Has burned himself with the soldering iron twice because he keeps zoning out.

[frog-commander]

"albedo you have burns! Can you not feel them?" She snatched whatever tool he had in his little hands

[galvanthinker]

"They will heal" he grumbled before yelping as she swiped the iron from his hands.

"That is live!" He shouted immediately reaching for it. "You are going to hurt your-"

He pulled back, his face flushing "I see your point."

[frog-commander]

She nodded satisfied as she turned it off and set it on his workbench and looks down at her partner in crime "why haven't you been sleeping?" Attea tilted her head crossing her arms across her chest raising an eyebrow

[galvanthinker]

He scowled at her but slid out of the chair, slowly picking up and tiding his workplace as he went.

"I don't want to answer that." He began "But I know you will pass to me if I do not."

Setting the tools to rights he gestured to the bed and sat, waiting for her to join him before continuing.

"It has been sometime since I was trapped in this form, and I have begun to fear my mind is failing."

[frog-commander]

Attea sits next to him and looks concerned "failing how?.... Like degrading or ...deaging?" The incursion wanted to focus on him "how can I help you?... I've got deep pockets and connections"

[galvanthinker]

He absent mindedly grabbed her hand and began slowly, "I think...i am forgetting things..."

It was the reason he'd been so adamant about fixing his latest prototype as soon as possible.

"It's small things like my home and spawnhood, but I am concerned the longer i spend like this the more i will lose."

[frog-commander]

She listened her eyes widened "I'm no shrink but....it sounds like regression too......okay we need to talk to somebody official before this gets worse.... because I did not sign for babysitting " she tries to lighten it "okay but seriously this is becoming an ethical issue "

[galvanthinker]

"If this keeps up I am concerned I will lose the ability to complete my Omnitrix."

He hated being infirm, and if he lost his faculties it would be intolerable. Attea wouldn't let him suffer but the idea of such helplessness galled him terribly.

"There are very few who would have a solution, save Azimuth."

He loathed the thought of crawling back to his former teacher.

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"So...I've finally finished that peace contract with galvan prime... ..and you are part of the agreement " she's leaning against it "you're staying here under the excuse of rehabilitation and psychological care "

"Honestly you could have blown them up a little bit first, maybe just a satellite or two."

[frog-commander]

"I did leave an explosive pack on one of the satellites it's untracable " she grinned reaching into a pouch and offering a detanator

[galvanthinker]

He twisted the remote in his grasp and laughed.

"It is reassuring that you don't mind a little mindless violence"

[frog-commander]

"Mhm it'll land in a deserted part nobody will be harmed " atea pointed her plan out to her companion

[galvanthinker]

Albedo looked her up and down and smiled

"You are turning over a new leaf"

Flipping the detonator in his hand, he amended "But not too new."

He tipped his head "Want to go to the control room and see where it lands?"

[frog-commander]

"Yes! " attea just leads him through the ship to an observation window "how's this for you partner?" The incursion leaned against a piller

[galvanthinker]

"Magnificent"

Albedo stepped up to the observation platform and leaned in. He resisted the urge to press his face to the window. The satellite was there in full view, but so was the planet. Bright green mist swirled around the globe obscuring the topography of the world. He felt a pang of homesickness looking at his entire world.

He dropped the remote and stumbled back.

[omniadventerous]

Ben 10K calls his Husband Rook 'Tiger' as a pet name.

And they make jokes about hunting and biting which embarrasses their kids.

[maisieyourlazyartist]

Omg this is the best scenario I've ever heard

[galvanthinker]

[galvanthinker]

I just had a realization: Galvans are an amphibious species given their frog-like appearance, meaning that they have a nesting instinct like any animal that builds nests as a home for themselves and their young despite being an advanced species. Does that mean if Albedo becomes a parent, (if he wanted to) he would have that nesting instinct and go into that parental overdrive once he finds out that he's got children on the way?

Seeing as I am not currently a Galvan the answer is no.

I doubt this body would carry such instincts, with human males being so removed from the nurturing process.

(Yes. Albedo would get so broody and particular when the family is expecting. He would tear apart the "nesting" room and reorganize it multiple times. Then aggressively fortify the defenses of the home. Finally he would pace anxiously until his mate deemed the nest safe and comfortable. And then unfortunately he would begin the process all over again. He's such a perfectionist)

[galvanthinker]

Back from family road trip, absolutely exhausted.

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"So...I've finally finished that peace contract with galvan prime... ..and you are part of the agreement " she's leaning against it "you're staying here under the excuse of rehabilitation and psychological care "

"Honestly you could have blown them up a little bit first, maybe just a satellite or two."

[frog-commander]

"I did leave an explosive pack on one of the satellites it's untracable " she grinned reaching into a pouch and offering a detanator

[galvanthinker]

He twisted the remote in his grasp and laughed.

"It is reassuring that you don't mind a little mindless violence"

[frog-commander]

"Mhm it'll land in a deserted part nobody will be harmed " atea pointed her plan out to her companion

[galvanthinker]

Albedo looked her up and down and smiled

"You are turning over a new leaf"

Flipping the detonator in his hand, he amended "But not too new."

He tipped his head "Want to go to the control room and see where it lands?"

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"you're running on fumes al go to bed"

Have her being part mother hen party lovey dovey))

"I'm not I am fine..."

Has burned himself with the soldering iron twice because he keeps zoning out.

[frog-commander]

"albedo you have burns! Can you not feel them?" She snatched whatever tool he had in his little hands

[galvanthinker]

"They will heal" he grumbled before yelping as she swiped the iron from his hands.

"That is live!" He shouted immediately reaching for it. "You are going to hurt your-"

He pulled back, his face flushing "I see your point."

[frog-commander]

She nodded satisfied as she turned it off and set it on his workbench and looks down at her partner in crime "why haven't you been sleeping?" Attea tilted her head crossing her arms across her chest raising an eyebrow

[galvanthinker]

He scowled at her but slid out of the chair, slowly picking up and tiding his workplace as he went.

"I don't want to answer that." He began "But I know you will pass to me if I do not."

Setting the tools to rights he gestured to the bed and sat, waiting for her to join him before continuing.

"It has been sometime since I was trapped in this form, and I have begun to fear my mind is failing."

[frog-commander]

Attea sits next to him and looks concerned "failing how?.... Like degrading or ...deaging?" The incursion wanted to focus on him "how can I help you?... I've got deep pockets and connections"

[galvanthinker]

He absent mindedly grabbed her hand and began slowly, "I think...i am forgetting things..."

It was the reason he'd been so adamant about fixing his latest prototype as soon as possible.

"It's small things like my home and spawnhood, but I am concerned the longer i spend like this the more i will lose."

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"So...I've finally finished that peace contract with galvan prime... ..and you are part of the agreement " she's leaning against it "you're staying here under the excuse of rehabilitation and psychological care "

"Honestly you could have blown them up a little bit first, maybe just a satellite or two."

[frog-commander]

"I did leave an explosive pack on one of the satellites it's untracable " she grinned reaching into a pouch and offering a detanator

[galvanthinker]

He twisted the remote in his grasp and laughed.

"It is reassuring that you don't mind a little mindless violence"

[kokeka-ki]

お前はヒーロー様に夢中だもんなぁ

[galvanthinker]

This took forever, I'm still playing with the other bits but I'm happy with the overall look

[galvanthinker]

@frog-commander

"So...I've finally finished that peace contract with galvan prime... ..and you are part of the agreement " she's leaning against it "you're staying here under the excuse of rehabilitation and psychological care "

"Honestly you could have blown them up a little bit first, maybe just a satellite or two."

[galvanthinker]

And I don't want your pity

I just want somebody near me

Guess I'm a coward

I just want to feel alright

[galvanthinker]

I saw Azmuth x ben porn and it was hot and I thought you should know the knowledge, infact I will bless everyone’s eyes with a fic I’ll write of it and post it on ao3 MUHAHAHAHAHAHA what do you think of this and any hc? 😈

That seems highly improbable in Azimuth's case, he was mostly a recluse and misanthrope.

The feelings Azimuth has for Ben are most likely exasperation and pride.

Your indication that they are sexually compatible are laughable at best and pitiable at worst.

You are projecting your desperate need for something that you are better off seeking elsewhere.

(Mun : There's a trick to it if you could do it. I've never seen it much less thought of it. But if you're excited go for it. The fandom needs more weird stuff.

Honestly I see the relationship between Azimuth and Ben as mentor and terrible mentee. He has co-opted the position Albedo has desperately tried to cultivate for centuries. I don't see any kind of romantic entanglement or even a sexual component there. But to each his own. )

[galvanthinker]

[g00ngalaaasdfgh]

so does kevin levin need to buy condoms or can he just absorb rubber onto his junk

[galvanthinker]

We've been talking about this on discord

My take is Kevin can coat his penis in a layer of rubber or chosen material. However, if he made his dick into the material, it would probably still have the urethra. So not useful as protection.

But going one step further, if he can turn his dick into rubber, what's stopping him from changing his cock into another shape?

".....Kevin?"

"Yeah?"

"Who's dick is that?"

"...What?"

"Whose dick are you using?!"

"What it's a new one, custom for just this occasion. Do ya like it or not?"

I also have the thought that as an Osmosian Kevin junk isn't run of the mill and he's just been shapeshifting to hide the alieness.

[isrealyaplumber]

Not to mention useing non standard material like foils. Or whatnot and making it stretchy enough useing his powers. Or making it conductive for power plays

[g00ngalaaasdfgh]

it's said in the wiki that he "coats his skin in a layer of the material" though, not that his skin "becomes" the material. even if it does cling to his urethra it would still catch the cum and potential std's, right?

and i think he would be iffy about electro play considering Past Experiences (which is a shame cuz electro is so fun lol)

i will 100% accept the osmosenis tho LMFAO i am always looking for reasons to give characters inhuman dicks especially if i get to add cockshame to the mix

[galvanthinker]

(Man I hope some nice Osmosian takes Kevin under his wings and teaches him how to safely play with electricity...and himself)

You're totally right about the coating. I guess part of me just wants him to be more resilient or at least protected by going a little bit more than just skin deep but that's just me.

Those tags....You get it exactly! Cockshame is a new one on me but I am not upset....

👀🤯

[galvanthinker]

This has been bouncing around my head recently, but the image of Albedo discovering Renaissance Fairs exist and becoming fascinated by the fact that he can buy weapons from them and trying to convince whoever he's with to buy a concerning number of them.

Hahah that's so good. Mun grew up going to Renfairs. Those are my bread and butter.

Oh man you are so right

Albedo would love the dramatic interactions and stage shows. He would in fact decide to add blacksmithing to his repertoire immediately.

((Probably try to make a better sword than Azimuth while he's at it.))

Live steel has a much better ring to it.

He also would go absolutely feral for jousting and tournaments. I feel like Galvans love intellectual challenges and use puzzles for courting, the harder the better. For Albedo acting is a challenge and he loves the attention.

[g00ngalaaasdfgh]

revonnah has strong alcohol

ur gonna look me in the eyes and tell me there is a farming planet, where they farm one fruit, and all their food and all their furniture is made from this fruit, and all their livestock is fed by this fruit, and all the inhabitants are fed by this fruit

and ur gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you don't think they have crazy booze

theyre like italians up in that bitch i feel it in my balls. revonnah kids lose their b'inthak and their family celebrates by giving them a bit of light wine (after they choose their name). every party/festival/otherwise celebration has an array of alcohol ranging from 2% drunk 98% yum to 1 billion proof

[galvanthinker]

I've been talking with @isrealyaplumber and we agree that the Amber Ogia wine has to be strong as fuck and extremely dangerous to make. Seeing as it can be used as fuel, the fermenting process has to be monitored and managed carefully.

So imaging these alien farmers go hard as fuck for the fruit wine is funny as could be.