The Dirt Sheet

Awesomeness in Randomness and Absurdity Ascendent

[gambit225]

"Cat don't crack."

-Thaisha Lloy

[gambit225]

The one two punch of:

"Maybe you should wander back to whatever abbey you cry in, you have so many thousands of years in which to do it."

Coupled with:

"But if I can answer any other questions for the authority that, I suppose, died seventy years ago that you don't actually speak for anymore, let me know."

Is the hardest I have laughed in a very long time.

[squirrel-stowaway]

you’re laughing. the “mr. questions” ribbon is over his mouth where the questions come from and you’re laughing.

[marril96]

Once Upon a Time 2.09 | Queen of Hearts / 7.22 | Leaving Storybrooke

[gambit225]

"My Lord, you have shown me much, but you've never shown me that!"

Somewhere, Brennan just threw a spectacular nosebleed and has no idea why.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[gambit225]

Things that Can be True at the Same Time:

-Nothing in Exandria will be the same after this regardless of what BH does.

-Leaving Predathos unguarded is a bad move.

-Deciding to follow through on the bad guys plans to ensure no one else can is a bad idea.

-BH are not alone on Ruidus and don't actually have to make this choice alone.

-Their waffling on this issue has done them no favors and they have no one but themselves to blame for it.

[gambit225]

It might just be me, but I find the notion of having to listen to Ludinus pontificate for an hour to be slightly worse than the imminent release of the diety devouring horror.

But only slightly.

[veththeebrave]

How many ruidusborn has he done this to

[mareastrorum]

Here's a completely irrelevant snippet from Episode 91, when Liliana survives the assassination attempt and confronts the Hells:

Oh.

[gambit225]

My guess? Enough to make the fact that he isn't Ruidusborn himself irrelevant.

Ultimately, someone like Ludinus was never going to leave the most crucial part of his endgame in the hands of someone else. If it wasn't Liliana, it probably would have been Imogen, or Fearne.

Which casts his insistance on taking her captive in the Teeth in whole new light, now that I think about it.

[gambit225]

Episode 115

I suddenly have a sinking feeling that all those missing Exaltants didn't get fed to Predathos....

[gambit225]

At least Cerkonos gets to finish that book now.

[gambit225]

I know it was overshadowed by everything else going on, but Sam's bit about Percy attacking 45 times sent me into absolute hysterics and needs to be included should Bells Hells ever be animated.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

cocks task manager like a shotgun

[catasters]

[gambit225]

All Downhill...

That family dinner gets even more depressing if you know, or once you realize, that it’s the last time any of them will ever be on civil terms again.

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

[geekandmisandry]

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??

[elfwreck]

[elliemuze]

Corlys: "Alright, so we were discussing this half-assed travesty of a plan..."

Daemon [fresh from beating the absolute, unholy tar out of the mailman]: "Let's do it."

Corlys: "You haven't even heard it yet."

Daemon: "Don't need to. Ready a boat."

Vaemond: "Most would deem it dishonorable, contemptible even, what we're about to do..."

Daemon [already rowing]: "What I'm about to do."

Corlys: "The trouble of course is the archers. Should this folly even succeed... once we arrive, there will still be hails of arrows to consider."

Daemon: "I'll deal with the arrows."

Vaemond: "Okay... should you not at least have Caraxes at the ready for when the fight commen—"

Daemon [shredding banner into a white flag]: "Shut your whore mouth, I'm not endangering my dragon on a lark. I fucking love that thing."

Laenor: "Yo, this dude is wild."

Daemon [unsheathing Dark Sister]: "If I die, which I won't, be sure to have the artisan paint up a likeness of my corpse extending its middlemost finger unto the sky. Send it to Viserys."

Corlys: "Not sure I follow, my Prince. What would such pantomime convey?"

Daemon [riddled with arrows]: "He'll know what it means."

Vaemond: "I am uncomfortable, but aroused."

Daemon [eyeballing Mr. Crabs]: "Well, save your load, cuz I'm about to blow all your tits clean off."