glitch

19 | she/her | addicted to animal crossing reqs:open working on a masterlist rn

[gamergirldaddy06]

haikyuu!! captains as texts b/w my friends and i (not my concept, i saw a bunch of other people do this before me)

Daichi Sawamura

Bokuto Koutarou

Kuroo Tetsurou

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Oikawa Tooru

Terushima Yuuji

Kita Shinsuke

[gamergirldaddy06]

because you’re lactose intolerant duh 🙄

[alien-kiid]

DKHWFKD IM NO LACTOSE INTOLERANCE LMAOOO

[gamergirldaddy06]

see now that just sounds like a you problem😋😚

[gamergirldaddy06]

haikyuu!! captains as texts b/w my friends and i (not my concept, i saw a bunch of other people do this before me)

Daichi Sawamura

Bokuto Koutarou

Kuroo Tetsurou

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Oikawa Tooru

Terushima Yuuji

Kita Shinsuke

[gamergirldaddy06]

because you’re lactose intolerant duh 🙄

[aniqua]

When you see “English isn’t my first language…” just know the fic is going to be top-tier. Nonnative English speakers will always give a delicious fanfic.

[gamergirldaddy06]

how u and aone became besties <3

warnings: gut wrenching fluff, he’s just so wholesome bye-

you prolly asked to sit next to him in the train and he felt so warm all over-

like bby couldn’t speak for a while but he wouldn’t stop grinning

so it continued for a few weeks until he worked up the courage to ask you who you were

he was so shook at the idea of someone sitting next to him he managed to ignore how u both wore the same uniform and were both second years

he’d follow u around like a lost puppy

wouldn’t even talk much, he’d just quietly follow you

he probably couldn’t get the words out so he a flew a lil paper airplane towards u in class, asking you to go see him during practice aww-

if u say no and break his heart i will cry please-

this one time he accidentally spiked a ball rlly hard and it almost flew off and hit you and he was profusely apologising for a week straight

everyone assumes you’re dating

you’re not, he’s just nice to be around

yknow, gives u scary dog owner privileges AND is a good listener

ok yeah you see why he could be a great boyfriend

he doesn’t see it though, he’s never admitting his crush on you

for now, he’s okay with being ur scary dog

scary, big, quiet, himbo dog

he’s so nice he probably packs an extra lunchbox for you just in case ur extra hungry or forget yours

he’s def made bento boxes before

like really cute animals n stuff-

no but hIM??? IN A CUTE PINK APRON??? BYE END ME-

n e ways-

10/10 best bestie ever

[sheepishs]

[gamergirldaddy06]

this is so cute bye-

[gamergirldaddy06]

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Kageyama: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Tsukishima: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Y/N: if you want information it is

Hinata: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

[rubiria]

Just like how I was saved...

Can I be a shining light for everyone?

[gamergirldaddy06]

enemies to…tolerating each other?

summary: Hawks annoys the shit out of you, but maybe a night spent in the same bed as your mentor can make you hate him less.

warning: swearing

Five days.

That’s how long it’s been since you showered. Everything is itchy. You’re never comfortable. No amount of twisting and turning around in bed helps you sleep.

“Ay y/n stop fucking moving will ya?”

Oh, and you were forced to share a bed with Keigo Takami.

“It’s not my fault we’re sleeping on a bed made out of fucking thorns- jesus christ Hawks, keep your feathers to yourself,” god if he could just shut his pretty boy mouth for two fucking seconds. You regret agreeing to have him be your mentor, and you most certainly regret not booking a room with two beds.

“I could tire ya out so you’d finally shut the fuck up and sleep y’know” You’d rather get analled by a goddamn cactus than fuck the overgrown bird-man-child.

“Shut it Tinkerbe- OUCH,” you felt a hand smack your face, eyes involuntarily tearing up.

“Just. Because. I. Have. Wings. Doesn’t. Mean. I’m. A. Fucking. Fairy” “ouch ouch oW-” he aggressively flicked your arm between each word.

All those enemies to lovers made it seem so romantic. Two people, one bed. What was supposed to be uneventful sleep leads to something more, but you weren’t that lucky. How could you be, you were partnered with a human KFC bucket. An annoying, cocky, mouthy, hot smartass. But it’s fine, you could get by one, annoying ass mission with him if it meant you’d finally be done with this stupid internship. One last mission under your annoyingly hot- no scratch that, just annoying mentor. That’s what you thought you wanted anyway, until,

“You uh…must be real happy about finally getting this done with,” you could hear a certain…awkwardness- no, disappointment?

“Well, I get to be a hero, don’t I?” Why did you avoid answering his question?

“Yeah but… I dunno kid, might just miss having your wise ass around,” since when was he nice? Did he like having you around?”

“Going soft on me Hawks?” “Never,” his response was quick. Too quick.

“Awww so you do care,” Why did this put a smile on your face? You’re not supposed to care. The banter is just that, banter. Was there any emotional attachment behind it?

Come to think of it…his annoying ass did save you a couple of times, and he wasn’t that bad on the eyes either. Shit, you’d seen the annoying fangirls rave about him, were you one of them now?

“Maybe I do. Why, you care about me carin’ now?” Fuck, he was onto you. Shit, how were you supposed to answer-

“Ah don’t worry, I know you don’t actually hate me kid. For what it’s worth, I think you’re great, can’t wait for you to get certified.”

“Thanks. Maybe you’re not as bad as I thought huh,” maybe you could get used to working with him. You didn’t really hate him, and maybe you didn’t mind things escalating past this. Shit, you might even be okay with being friends.

“Maybe I’m not, but considering the shit you post online, I’m sure you’d rather have me be bad, isn’t that right, kitten?” Fuck, he found your search history. He saw the shit you read online, didn’t he.

“Fuck you,” he was still insufferable, but maybe you didn’t mind that anymore.

“Anytime baby bird,” I mean…it doesn’t seem like he’s overcompensating for a small dick, so why not- shit. He’s good.

“Aww, getting a little hot n’ bothered, are we?” Yeah no, you still wanna punch him.

“Go ride a cactus,” he laughed at that. “One day, you’ll beg for me,” “When hell freezes over.”

So he was annoying and cocky, maybe a teensy bit hot. But he has no chance with you…right?

a/n: part 2?

[gamergirldaddy06]

Being a Miya triplet hc<3 (gn! reader)

you def have had to break up many fights between the two dumbasses

suna is constantly reminded of how you’re off limits

does that stop him from making a move? no it doesn’t

atsumu constantly tries to set you up w either kageyama or hinata

osamu hates the idea of you being w anyone

the three of you def have a gc just to shit on people

this one time you fucked up and called atsumu “osamu” and neither of them would talk to u for a week

both of them def went undercover to spy on ur dates

if u don’t play volleyball ur prolly the manager for inarizaki

in which case, everyone has had the hots for u at some point (barring ur brothers ofc)

ur def the one to keep the other two in line

ur like, the only reason they get good grades bc without you they refuse to give a shit abt academics

no but the second u raise your voice at them or get stern they listen to u n look like wounded puppies and it’s so funny-

ur def gonna have to deal w some fangirls being weird w you to get to them

even worse, they’ll mention how hot ur brothers are and it’s like no why are you telling their triplet- ew??

they always yell at u for checking out the team during matches or during practice but like,,,,everyone’s so hot it would be a crime to ignore that

being their triplet is prolly just a really chaotic, moderately stressful, very fun time <3

[gamergirldaddy06]

bakugou katsuki nsfw alphabet <3 (gn reader)(bakugou is aged up)

minors dni or i’ll yell at u

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He probably just does the standard bath and washcloth to get you clean, doesn’t really talk much but you can tell he’s focused on making sure you’re okay.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands. Loves how big they are, how they feel on your ass/chest and how good he is with his fingers. On you, he probably loves your thighs/ass. He definitely loves how your thighs feel when they’re wrapped around his waist, or when he’s gripping them as he goes down on you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He def loves cumming in you but until you’re ready he’ll settle for you swallowing. Doesn’t like coming on your back/ass/chest/face too much, it’s just harder to clean up. It’s probably really thick but doesn’t taste too bad.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Loves the idea of you taking control or at least fighting for it, but he’ll never admit it. Also weirdly hates the idea of being a bottom, it only sounds good in theory.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has little to no experience but once he learns what gets you going he’s so good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Probably doggy style

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s definitely more serious, and if you even try and crack a joke he’ll just assume it’s because the sex isn’t good enough and go way harder

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he probably keeps it pretty short n trimmed, hates having a full bush but also shaving it bald just feels weird to him. It’s probably a shade darker than the hair on his head too.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It’s a pretty intimate act for him but as your relationship progresses he starts to calm down and be okay with experimenting and being less serious.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He probably jacks off like once a day, maybe only a few times a week if he’s busy, doesn’t think much of it but imo once he’s with someone or even if he just has a crush, post nut clarity hits h a r d. If he isn’t single I doubt he’d jack off really, unless there’s no chance of him and his partner having sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s into the usual spanking and choking. Probably has a big thing for degrading his partner, definitely likes being called sir, idk bout daddy though. Also into brat taming.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Loves shower sex, isn’t a huge fan of public sex but have no qualms fingering you in public.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His weakness is booty shorts. Sumn about his s/o looking all double cheeked up in shorts that barely cover anything gets him going. Also loves when his s/o acts like a brat.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Would refuse to bottom/be a sub despite fantasising about it, wouldn’t use his quirk until he’s very, v e r y sure he won’t leave any lasting injuries.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

prefers receiving, takes a while to get good at giving but once he does...oh boy is he good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

really rough and fast, would slow down if you asked nicely (not without grumbling about it though)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesn’t like quickies, prefers taking his time but wouldn’t mind too much if he’s desperate enough.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Doesn’t like risks in terms of locations but once he trusts his partner he’s down to experiment with kinks. He does, however, fantasise about making a sex tape with you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can go for at least three rounds with ease but is definitely okay with pushing it to a few hours if he’s riled up enough.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

hates toys but wouldn’t mind overstimming you with them if he’s mad enough

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

doesn’t like teasing, riles him up more than anything. He is, however, into it when you tease him. not that he’ll ever admit it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not too loud and doesn’t really moan, his grunts are super hot though and he definitely talks dirty.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

this one time, before he was in a relationship w/ you, he accidentally walked in on you masturbating and he’ll never admit it but the thought of it gets him going. Porn doesn’t do it for him anymore.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Definitely girthy, above average (like seven inches) but takes a while to learn how to use it. Probs a shower, and him in grey sweats is just hnng

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high when he’s attracted to someone, otherwise it’s fairly low.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Takes the time to run you a bath but is kinda sleepy throughout, if you don’t require aftercare then yeah he’s out immediately.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

hq boys + lines from female rappers i think they’d scream

➳ cw ;; suggestive, a fucking shitpost, swearing idk, this is not serious please

♡ ATSUMU // BITCH FROM DA SOUF REMIX - MULATTO FT. SAWEETIE AND TRINA | “YOUR MAN JUST BOUGHT YOU A ROLLIE, I’M ON MY THIRD BUST DOWN AP” 

- i know this man has the most insane jewelry collection i know it in my heart. grillz, diamond, rings, chains - he got it all. he likes to flex his wealth that way and keep it chill everywhere else. i know he would scream this shit lmfaoo annoying ass. 

♡ OIKAWA // IN THE PARTY - FLO MILLI | “I’M A BAD BITCH, DON’T LET ‘EM TELL YOU THAT IM AVERAGE” 

- this line was dead written for him are you fr rn. he would hear this shit and immediately turn up. oikawa is the guy who dances w girls and no one feels uncomfortable bc his vibes are >> 

- alternatively the entire monster nicki minaj verse but i couldnt pick one lyric. he would SCREEAM that no question dslkfjskdlfs

♡ SAKUSA // WHOLE LOTTA MONEY - BIA | “FENDI ON MY BODY, BUT MY FEET IS IN BOTTEGA”

- he’s not yelling it but if he’s in the club and he hears this, he’ll do a cocky ass grin and bob his head which is basically as much as ur getting from him. classy king. expensive king. 

♡ IWAIZUMI // REALER - MEGAN THEE STALLION | “I’LL KNOCK OUT THE SHIT OUT THAT BITCH LIKE AN ENEMA” 

- nah cause i know he can fight. he wouldn’t scream in front of anybody but when he drops everybody off he IMMEDIATELY turns this shit on and screams it as he drives on the highway. if u see him do it, he will deny u. lying ass. 

♡ KENMA // 3 MUSKETEERS - PPCOCAINE | “TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME, THAT’S THE SHIT I ALWAYS HEAR” 

- like sakusa where he’s not screaming it but he’s on stream and mfs see this on his playlist. and as it’s playing he like laughs and nods his head to it and shit. the high voice and energy suits his turn up vibe you feel me. 

♡ TANAKA // STFU - RICO NASTY | “IT’S A GOOD DAY IF I SAY SO” 

- this man screams rico nasty fan i do not care. that song esp gets him so gassed, he will YELL this entire thing word for word. u cannot change my mind. number one rico fan too 

♡ BOKUTO // ACT UP - CITY GIRLS | “BIG BIRKIN BAG HOE, FIVE SIX FIGURES” 

- he knows every word to this song and plays it in the locker room before every fucking gammeee. atsumu n shoyo love it. omi pretends he hates it but he lying LMFAOO. 

♡ KUROO // FEELING MYSELF - NICKI MINAJ FT. BEYONCE | “TODAY IM ICY, BUT IM PRAYING FOR SOME MORE SNOW” 

- this man and oikawa scream barb but anyways more than that he knows the whole second nicki verse word for word he screams every damn word. he be rolling his hips in the club when it comes up. idc. 

♡ SUNARIN // DON DIVA - YOUNG MA FT. RUBI ROSE | “I’M TRYNA UBEREAT THE PUSSY, BRING IT TO ME BABY” 

- he laughs hard asf when he hears it for the first time and goes out of his way to add it to his playlist even though he doesn’t rlly listen to either of these mfs. he likes this song for sure tho. 

♡ HINATA // GO TO TOWN - DOJA CAT | “FUCK THIS SHIT, IF HE DON’T EAT IT HE A D-BAG” 

- for whatever reason i can just see him listening to this shit on his morning jog LMFAOO. like the beat just makes him smile so he’ll just hum it to himself. 

- my type by saweetie was also very close for this one LMFAOO he would scream that too for sure. 

[gamergirldaddy06]

class 1-a and the games they’re addicted to

yuuga aoyama - girlsgogames

no bc this game was literally my childhood bye- i just KNOW he plays that one high school boyfie simulator😭

mina ashido - splatoon

she prolly plays it competitively too

tsuyu asui - yoshi’s crafted world

they’re both just chill, prolly plays it while smoking weed too

tenya iida - stardew valley

he just has farmer boy vibes yknow

ochako uraraka - luigi’s mansion

she has so much fun going around the mansion and using the weird vacuum cleaner thingy to blast people, you can hear her cackling at like 2 am

mashirao ojiro - wii sports

he probably plays it real seriously too 😭 like puts his soul into sword fighting

denki kaminari - genshin impact

everyone who plays genshin needs to go touch some grass

eijirou kirishima - witcher 3

he just thinks going on a quest to find/protect Ciri is real manly of Geralt, def cried when they met

kouji kouda - animal crossing new horizons

he’s a slave to tom nook. everytime he earns enough to pay off his home loans he spends it on something so fucking tiny and cute from nook’s cranny, he doesn’t even have shelves in his house. it’s just tiny little objects on the floor in each room

rikidou satou - cooking mama

he religiously plays every single game, probably also played babysitting mama too

mezou shouji - the uncharted series

he loves the adventure, definitely considered nate and elena to be couple goals, also probs jacked off to chloe at least twice

kyouka jirou - gta rp

she loves making really weird characters to play with, probably trolls everyone she meets

hanta sero - super mario odyssey

he constantly tries to break speedrunning records too

tokoyami fumikage - cyberpunk 2077

he loves playing the game because it infuriates him, it makes him want to throw his controller out the window and he loves it

todoroki shouto - god of war 3

kind of sees himself as B O Y and sees his dad in kratos. he’s really just fulfilling his life goals here but he’ll never admit it. probs doesn’t even know because it’s subconscious

toru hagakure - minecraft

def has a minecraft server, probably emotionally attached to all her pets too

bakugou katsuki - COD

he’s that one annoying kid in the lobby who swears like he just got permission to, always claims it’s laggy or the wifi is shit whenever he dies

izuku midoriya - spider-man miles morales

he loves swinging around like miles, also sees himself in miles and would love to be spider-man

minoru mineta - yandere simulator

he probably defends yandere dev too like ew why

momo yaouorozu - sims 4

doesn’t give a fuck about making people, spends all her time building pretty houses

[gamergirldaddy06]

pro heroes and some absolutely vile, gross, cursed habits they have <3

endeavour: drinks orange juice right after brushing his teeth

present mic: coughs so fucking loudly and it sounds wet

hawks: constantly makes “yo mama” and “deez nuts” jokes

best jeanist: wears latex pants/skinny jeans so tight you can see every outline of his leg muscles and it’s so revolting

mirko: often finds herself posing like an ig model, back arched enough to give her scoliosis

eraserhead: avoids showering until his dandruff is so obvious the top of his head and his shoulders looks like it snowed

fatgum: chews really loudly, talks while chewing

[haikyutiehoe-deactivated2024051]

why r u so mad abt the inclusivity thing... it’s nawt that deep especially for some tumblr fanfics get a job

because poc deserve to see themselves in the reader, to feel that love from their favorite hq boy UNCONDITIONALLY. hq is a comfort fandom. every person in the world needs and deserves their comfort. for poc readers, they cannot entirely relate to a piece of content that distinctly draws the reader a certain and specific way. when this occurs, a tone is set; it begins to say poc cannot be with a hq boy, can’t share kisses in the morning, hold their hand or confidently say, belong with my kin/fav.

additionally, (I have been writing for 8+ years and have been adapting my style constantly) making a piece of writing skin tone inclusive IS NOT difficult in any means. perhaps it occurred accidentally, but a piece of writing that repeats a skin tone suggestively continues to alienate and define a reader in black and white; you as a reader can or cannot identify your self with someone you love (hq) whole heartedly when you distinctly deserve to belong with them!

hq is a massive comfort fandom, as mentioned before, what’s wrong with being actively inclusive in your writing when it comes to skin tones and how you describe it, especially when hq boys go crazy for the reader? seriously, what’s the fuss in just using alternative terms, huh?

i personally feel that repeating red tones on a reader is lazy writing, ya i fucking said it, its lazy because there is no distinct effort or respect towards the reader and their desired relationship to said character. it’s extraordinarily painful to not be capable of finding comfort in a character who helps you when you’re at your darkest moments, who probably is the voice in your head telling you you look so pretty, who makes you smile and laugh while you’re breaking down, who accepts you as you are.

poc readers fucking deserve it all the time and an ask like this just demonstrates that negligence.

in complete simple terms, a reader will not be able to feel complete effective comfort with a reader who does not look like them, exhibiting features they cannot identify with.

the entire tone of my message circulates the idea that writers be aware of how you write a reader. writing your reader to the upmost inclusivity (skin tone wise, ofc we want more inclusivity in other domains but for the sake of answering you, we are focusing on skin tones) you are capable of, that, (in my opinion) is the sexiest writing i have ever read!

when you say it’s ‘nawt that deep’ : it’s fucking deep as hell. fan fiction is an escape from reality and the people who produce the content enjoy what they write and find a small hub with other people who enjoy and love it too!

i don’t care really if writers write for themselves and determine they want to write with shades of red, but it’s worth being aware that, that will affect a reader. that same word can easily be replaced with heat or fire, an alternative description. i’m not here to police how people write but i am here to remind you that your writing can affect a reader!

sometimes when i see these words used, i kindly message the writer and mention it and they’re very kind about the matter and eventually change it! but when i read a lot of content in one sitting and see it throughout amongst different accounts, it does affect me to a degree.

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if anything I have said and mentioned upsets you or offends you as a reader or writer and you feel the need to voice that via my inbox and perhaps even critique my own reading, you’re more than welcome to. but this is how i feel and i’m not apologizing. if you absorb my words as an attack on your writing, your missing the purpose of my response. this concern might not matter to you, but it matters to me. you’re entitled to your own opinions but this is my dispute.

[gamergirldaddy06]

haikyuu!! captains as texts b/w my friends and i (not my concept, i saw a bunch of other people do this before me)

Daichi Sawamura

Bokuto Koutarou

Kuroo Tetsurou

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Oikawa Tooru

Terushima Yuuji

Kita Shinsuke

[gamergirldaddy06]

hitoshi shinso owns my heart, my third born child, my thoughts and my coochie and in this essay i will-

[blurry-low]

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