The Doctor's Match
Synopsis: The Administrator has decided to finally give Medic some much needed help on the battlefield, despite the male insisting he doesn't need it. But what happens when the Mad doctor finally meets his match?..
Pairing(s): Medic x 10th Class! Reader focused Pairing Name?: Medical Malpractice (Medic/The Nurse), Length: 3.4k words
A/n: GUYS GUYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THISSSS, I was inspired by some of my fellow writers who are writing fanfics where they make the reader a specific class!! (Speaking of which I HIGHLY suggest the Respawn Malfunction Fic by the lovely the-teufort-nine)
"Ach, I don't really need help Miss Pauling, vhile I appreciate zhe thoughtâ"
Medic was caught off by Miss Pauling's sheepish grin and hand raise. "I know I know, but think about it. You'll have help with surgeries, everyone wouldn't be screaming your name on the battlefield.. unless you like thatâ"
Medic tapped his glove to his chin. While he didn't necessarily need the help, it would be a great assistance to not have hear everyone screaming "MEDIC" on the battlefield. And to have someone who was on his level, that thought just like him when it came to medicine and other scientific discovering's?
It didn't sound that bad.
But then again, what if this person could be just as annoying as his teammates? What if they didn't help him out as he thought they would? He couldn't risk that!
However, on the flip side...what if they are perfect? They help him on the battles field, they help him with studies that he wanted to conduct. They might even let him experiment on THEM!
He hummed and sighed before dropping his hands to his side.
"Fine, Fine. I vill accept zhis..'help'."
"Good! Cause she'll be here tomorrow!"
Medic didn't have time to process what Miss Pauling had said because she left so quickly, rambling off about finishing finalization before their newest member gets there.
"She?.." Medic trailed off before he left his office to go and join the others in the dining area. Dinner was just being prepared when Scout called out to Medic.
"Ayyeee Doc! You heard about that newbie we getting? Hope he can keep up wit ya!" The rambunctious Boston yelled and Medic only rolled his eyes as he took a seat.
"I can only hope zhat SHE can deal vith the daily stupidity zhat I deal vith each day." Medic corrects Scout and that draws attention from some of the others.
"Oh? So our new help is going to be a Woman?..I pray for her." Spy muttered as he takes a drag from his cigarette. "Wonder what made zhe little lady chose here?"
"Don't kno', but it's best we treat her wit' respect fellas, she could be mighty useful round here when Medic is busy." Engineer chimed in. "Best to have two docs than one."
"Da, Engineer is right. Little lady can make big difference in life or death in battle. We treat her like we treat Doctor." Heavy adds on making Medic nod along.
"Zhere should be nothing to vorry about~, she'll be trained under zhe best!" "That makes me worry even more, I hope she's not a nutcase like you are-" "Vhat vas zhat Scout?" "Nothin'! Nothin' at all docâŠ"
Medic huffed as he fixed his labcoat. "Zhat's vhat I thought." He muttered before he walked back to his lab. When he walked in, he already saw a second door already installed in his medbay, kinda of similar to the one that led to his private quarters. But it had a different medical like logo. âZhey work fast..â he thought as he decided to go into his room.
He needed to prepare for the new guest coming tomorrow
The mercs were all sitting together after another successful day of kicking BLU ass.
Scout, Soldier, Demoman and Pyro were sitting together, Spy and Sniper were playing cards, Engineer was moving around some things in the kitchen and Heavy was with Medic at a separate table.
Soft humming could be heard coming down the Hallway, along with a suitcase being dragged behind light footsteps. The click of heels against the hard floor of the base echoed, they didnât really pay any attention to the sounds assuming it was Miss Pauling bringing something that they needed to go over.
That was until they heard the voice.
"Hello there fellas~!"
The guys all lifted their heads to see a woman, dressed in long nurses dress with a pretty white apron over it. She had a matching logo patch to Medic's with a syringe over the cross, she wore pink gloves that went up to her elbows, her hair was neatly tucked back into a low bun with the nurses hat on. She had a big smile on her face as she walked further into the room drawing all attention to her.
"My name is Y/n, and I will be your new nurse around these parts~! Now could someone please kindly tell me who is your head Medical specialist.?"
Scout rolled his eyes before he allowed a sly smirk to come across his face. "I wouldn't call him a professional tootsâŠbut he's ova there wit the large guy."
The woman, Who they now know is Y/n, thanks Scout with a pretty smile that had the young male blushing already but Spy knocked him in the back of the head.
âOi! What the hell was that for??â âYouâre making googoo eyes at zhe new hire.â âWhat? Sheâs cute! Ow! Seriously man! That hurts! âZhen stop being such an idiot.â
Medic and Heavy were engrossed in a conversation when Y/n walks up next to them and starts to introduce herself.
âHello! I was told that one of you was the doctor here, Iâm going to guess itâs you sir..â She says pointing to medic. Medic looked her up and down and his heart felt like it was doing tricks already.
She wasâŠbeautiful.
She was everything that he had imagined in his head last night. Her beauty, her kindness, and Medic could already tell that a little somethingâŠunhinged lay right beneath the surface.
Heavy had to nudge the male because he was just staring at the beauty in front of him. Medic quickly cleared his throat before giving a grin to her.
âAh yes! Zhat vould be me! I am guessing jou are zhe nurse, yes?â He finally managed to get out, making the woman infront of him giggle as she sits down across from him.
âYes thatâs me! Iâve heard such good this about you! I canât wait to work alongside you in the field!â
Medic nodded as he leaned on his hand as he listened to her ramble on about how much she loved nursing and how her experience on the field was sure to lighten his load and help him the best way that she could.
As she continued to speak, Medic just nodded along and occasionally added to the conversation. He was so focused on her, he was imagining the two of them in battle together, covering in the enemy teams blood. He couldnât wait to do the uber heart surgery on her so he could see and feel her from the inside outâŠ
âMedic.â
Oh how beautiful she would look beside him.
âMedic?â
Oh how beautiful she would look underneath himâ
âMEDICâ
Medic jumped as he shook his head, Heavy shook his head as he looked at his fellow merc. âYou spaced out, Little nurse said she was going to bed.â Heavy states and Medic sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck as he apologized to Y/n.
âOh no no! Youâre fine! I know youâre probably tired after this long day..â âJa..The battle was veryâŠtough.â Medic quickly says, making her giggle. âOh well I'm not going to stop you, please go and get some rest for tomorrow!â
Y/n then backed away from the two males as she bowed and gave them a gentle wave. "Goodnight fellas! Can't wait to be beside you on the battlefield!" She happily exclaimed before she turned on her heel and left the room finally.
Once she left the room, Heavy looked over at Medic. âMedic is infatuated with little nurse.â
Medic looked at his friend and colleague, rapidly shaking his head. âVhat? No! Sheâs justâŠreally..amazing I guess. Itâs rare to see someone as interested in the pursuit of science as I am!â He quickly says as he looked away from Heavy, pulling at his collar.
Heavy only chuckles as he pats Medic on his back. âYou are terrible liar.â
Was all he said before he left Medic at the table alone to think. And of course, his mind went to the beautiful nurse that just graced their presence. He HAD to get to know her better.
He couldnât just let her get away with messing with his head like this!
He will do it tomorrow! He would get to know her after working alongside her for the first time! After all, He had to know why a lovely lady like herself would come and work here and let alone be excited to work with someone like himâŠ
Oh Boy, Did he quickly realize why he was so drawn to her.
She. Was. Crazy.
Once the Nurse set foot on the battlefield, that adorable and charming personality that she displayed to the others at dinner the other day was quickly replaced by a wicked bloodlust.
She was taking down the enemy teams left and right, assisting their teammates with a scary accuracy.
And she was smiling while doing it.
Her main weapon? A large syringe, one that he witnessed her stab and spear the enemy team, harvesting their blood and using it almost as some sort of wicked power source. He could've sworn that hearts formed in his eyes as he looked upon her on the battlefield. She didnât care that she was getting blood on her at all, the way that it splattered across her clothes and she wore it with excited glee.
He was so busy day dreaming that He wasnât paying attention, leaving him open for a backstab from the enemy Spy when he heard her call out to him.
âDOCTOR BEHIND YOU!â Medic didnât have time to turn around before he saw the enemy spy...with a syringe needle through his back.
He stood back watching as his body turned to goop, and was collected by the Nurse, seeing it go into her own medivac.
âAre you alright? I followed the bastard after he tried to backstab, Engineer.â Y/n said to him as she offered her hand, helping Medic from the ground.
She holds his hand for a little bit as she checks over him, making sure that he wasnât injured at all. She places her hand on his chest, making Medic jolt as she did it so suddenly. âAre you alright? Your heart is beating quite fast..â
Medic coughs into his hand before he backs away, nodding at her question. âJa, Iâm okay..Guess my heart rate is up after almost being backstabbedâŠâ
Y/n gave him an eyebrow rise before she accepted his answer.
âAlright..if you say so. Then, Letâs go Doctor. I can hear our teammates screaming for us now.â Y/n turns to leave, expecting Medic to follow.
And follow he did, intrigued as he watched as she pressed a button on her MediVac, watching as she placed her syringe into a slot, and watched as the blood started to bubble and boil, turning into a molten weapon.
Y/n looked over her shoulder at him and gave him a wink before she ran off to go and cater to their injured teammates. Leaving him once again, speechless. He could feel a shiver trail down his spine as a smile broke out across his face.
âMein..Gott..she's perfectâŠâ He mumbled to himself.
He watched as Y/n reached over to Scout, shooting him with a syringe, the Bostonian yelled in pain before feeling a surging feeling. He suddenly cheered and gave Y/n a high five before running back into battle. Healing syringes, he remembered her talking about it briefly the night before.
She was so giddy and excited to have someone to ramble about her work, that Medic stayed nearly all night with her despite knowing that they had to be up the next morning. But that didnât matter, seeing her happy, talking about a subject that most would squirm and ignore was all he needed.
God...was he falling in love with his colleague?! She had only been here for a few days, yet the bubbly and giddy nurse had managed to worm her way into his heart in less than a week.
Never has someone made him so weak in the knees whenever they would look his way.
Mein gott was he embarassingâ
â Medic! I need you!â âComing Mein Nurse!~â
Y/n giggles as she shows off to Medic. Her main weapon, the syringe was used to collect samples, blood samples of the enemy and turn that into boiling liquid, almost like scalding water, giving the enemy team a burning and scalding effect that worked perfectly alongside Pyro.
She had a syringe Gun as well, filled with different syringes of various effects, some that could heal her teammates, some That could burn and melt the enemy skin, it all depended on who she aimed it at, as he saw earlier with her little display on Scout.
âAhh..could you believe i almost lost my medical License because of this technology, I guess they didn't like me testing on murderers..â She mentioned sparking Medic's interest.
âVait, jou made this yourself?â He asked and she nodded proudly. âMhm! Did all the research Myself, I was a bio-chem major before I turned to nursing.â Y/n answered. âTook me a couple months to perfect, nearly burned a hole through my lab floor.
The two of them were walking together and just talking About previous experiments and things that they have done.
âWait, you stole a skeleton?â âSeveral actually, it's how I lost my medical license.â Y/n giggled at that, before reaching for his hand. âYou know, I could use mine, if..you ever needed..help,â
Medic froze a bit, her hand felt small in his as he grasped her hand, the two of them ended up facing each other.
âJou..vould do zhat? For me?â âOf course~, Ya know , it's not everyday when you find someone who's so persistent in the pursuit of science like you.â âOh really now?â âYes really! Itâs the least I could do for making you listen to my rambling about needles for two hours.â
Medic couldn't stop the smile that spread to his lips. âJou know, I could listen to you read zhe most boring book in zhe vorld and I vould never get tired. â
It was Y/nâs turn to blush as she felt his hand come up to caress her blood soaked cheek. âOh Medic..youâre just saying that..â
Medic chuckles and he was about to speak again when a loud yell broke through.
âOi! Doc! Need some Help ova here! Could you stop makinâ googoo eyes wit the nurse!?â
Oh right, they were still in battle.
âVe'll continue zhis later.â âWe shall.â
The two of them readied their gear again as Y/n grasped his hand tightly turning to him with a smirk.
âLetâs go practice Medicine~â She says to him and Medic feels like his body was just lit on fire by pyro as a wolfish grin appears on his face.
When they would reach the enemy team, Y/n would signal to Medic that she was ready and he would nod to her before he would turn on his uber charge. He had only done the surgery on her yesterday, and while he was excited to see how it would work on a new hostâŠ
He hoped that it wouldnât harm her.
Once he activated it Y/n jolted a bit before she started that boiling mass of liquid in her backpack. Medic watched as it was almost like she was spraying hot oil onto the enemy, They moved through the enemy, mowing them down like they were nothing but bugs underneath their feet.
...God did she look like a glowing red goddess...
The entire time Y/n wasâŠlaughing, giggling as she used her weapon on the enemy. Giddy as she saw how their bodies basically melted into nothing but BLU goo. It sent a shiver up his spine when she turned to him and gave him that award winning smile with a wink
He watched as the rest of their team came in to help capture the final point, most of them careful to step over or around the various piles of goo around the point.
The Uber charge wore off and Y/n squealed with glee before she ran up to Medic and grabbed his shoulders. âOh my GOD that was AMAZING!!â She screamed with delight, once again catching Medic off guard.
âAch..it vas nothing, it vas mostââ Medic didnât get to finish his sentence before he felt himself being dipped, and a pair of lips being pressed against his own.
Medic turned a bright red as his glasses fogged up. He felt light headed and when she finally let him up, they were declared the winners as they had successfully claimed the last point. When he regained himself, Y/n was standing infront of him with a big smile on her face as if she didnât just KISS HIM.
âDid jou justââ âYes i did. Would you like me to do it again?â
Medic looked back as he saw his teammates already heading back in, talks of celebrating and what they were going to eat in the air. Medic chuckles as he lifted the nurse into his arms.
âJa, I vouldâŠbut if forgive me if iâm greedy and vant more~â
Now it was Y/nâs turn to blush as Medic carried her back inside to continue their own little form of celebration for winning.
âMan, I don't know if it's a blessinâ or a curse we got that nurse!â
Scout groaned as he knocked back a bonk! Atomic Punch, Engineer, who was playing cards with Demo and Soldier, tilts his head.
âWhat makes ya say that boy? I think it's great the Doc has himself A lovely lady that can keep up with him.â He chuckles as he turned back to the card game, watching as Scout took a seat with them.
âThat's the problem! They are both nuts! I overheard them talking about doing surgery on each othaâ to put their hearts in each otha's body! That's weird!â
âWell, Son, that might just be their form of love-â âThen i pray dat form of love neva finds me!"
Engineer laughs as Demoman pats His back. âAye lad, are ya still mad that the doc almost let you die because he was flirtinâ?
âNo! I'm just sayinâ! They are weird!â âHe's definitely still upset!â âI agree with Engineer!â âCourse ya do Soldier! You prolly don't even know what we're talking about!â
Y/n and Medic were definitely closer after that battle, they were wrapped around each other's fingers. Always around each other.
When they had mission debriefing, she was sitting in his lap.
When it was time for their checkups? They were definitely giving PDA.
Speaking of which, the duo walked past them heading to the door.
Scout groaned in frustration before he looked up seeing Medic walking with Y/n. âAnd where are yall headinâ Out to? Ain't dinner about to start?â
Y/n smiles as she hugs Medic's arm. âLuddy has prepared a picnic for us~! We're going outside to enjoy each other's company, and talk about medical stuff~â
Medic nuzzled her forehead. âJa, mein liebling and i vill be busy for the rest of the night, so please don't have any medical emergencies, jou might not like what you walk into.â
The duo laughs together as Medic leads her outside, opening the door and closing it behind them, leaving their coworkers To go back to what they were doing.
âUgh..disgusting!â âSounds like you're jealous sonny.â âHow!? Jealous of what?â âAffirmative! Sounds like you are jealous that he has a proud American woman!â âIs she even bloody american?â âCourse she is! That woman is a pure blooded American soldier!â
The four men ended up bickering about this, while Heavy who was coming from the kitchen quickly interjected.
âLets just be happy Doctor has met match.â He started. âMeans no more experimenting on us when he has a willing participant. She is perfect for him. Just a crazy as doctor.â
The others went quiet and Scout, the main one who was making a fuss crossed his arms. âI guess tons of fun ovaâ here is right.â
Heavy rolled his eyes at Scout before taking a seat. âDeal me in. Besides. Tomorrow is ceasefire. Doctor is gonna be busy with little nurse.â
âWhat do ya mean by dat?â âI think you know what I mean.â âYou could've jusâ Left us in the dark with that info Son.â âif I had to suffer listening to doctor ramble about it, you do too.â "NONSENSE THEY ARE JUST DISCUSSING BATTLE STRATEGIES" "Yea if strategies included fucki- OW WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM YA SPOOK!?" "I've been here zhe entire time, could you all please just deal zhe cards and not talk about what our doctors are doing."
GAHHH FINALLYYY ITS DONNNEEE
I plan on writing more with them, so be prepared for more Medical Malpracticeâ but until then, please be safe and take care of yourselves!
















