a/n: im overly freaked out right now, i think its time i dip my toes into this ^^;; don't be shy to request nsfw guys... hint hint hint
tags: nsfw under the cut, various jojo characters, reader is gender neutral, both male and female genitalia mentioned (?) , some characters aged up (duh!)
MINORS DNI 🔞
Knows what they're doing / An Expert
Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Polnareff, Hol Horse, N'doul, OLD Joseph, Yuya, Bruno, Prosciutto, Jotaro, Weather Report, Miuccia, Mountain Tim, Jobin, Acca Howler, Ermes, Abbacchio, Suzi Q, Formaggio
Sloppy with it
Gyro, Paco, Joseph, Kars, DIO, Kakyoin, Steely Dan, Hol Horse, Mikitaka, Mista, Risotto, Melone, Diavolo, Anasui, Jolyne, Narancia, Gappy, F.F, Hato, Funny Valentine, Oyecomova, Yuya, Acca Howler, Magent, Mista
Extremely calculated
Rohan, Diego, Santana, DIO, Kars, Avdol, Tonio, Kira, Giorno, Fugo, Toru, Rai, Sandman, Dragona, Hot Pants, D'arby Brothers, Vanilla Ice, Kakyoin, Yukako, Pucci, Mamezuku, Kei, Key West
PLEASE COULD U WRITE HOW THE JOEASTARS (and jobros too..) WOULD GET JEALOUS IF SOME DUDE TRIED TO ASK U OUT OMG IM ON MY HAND AND KNEES PLS PLS PLS PLS I LOVE UR WRITING UR A GOAT
i decided to do a separate post for the jobros, so a pt2 will come out at some point!
you can tell where i got a little lazy though...
ᢉ𐭩 characters: jonathan, joseph, jotaro, josuke, giorno, jolyne, johnny
jonathan
being that jonathan came from an upper-class family, events such as dinner parties and extravagant balls were nothing out of the
ordinary. an expectation. this evening in particular was his turn to host, according to whatever customs were set in place among these groups.
with your help, the night went smoother than smoothly. the mansion was grand and had enough room for everyone to enjoy themselves. there were men in expensive suits and women in large, poofy gowns accompanying them. as jonathan’s partner, you spent most of the evening together, though naturally at some point you had gotten separated while going to greet different guests.
just as you had started to search for him again, you felt a presence behind you, followed by a call of greeting. in front of you now was a man you hadn’t seen before, but it was obvious he was another noble by the fabrics he wore. “apologies, but i couldn’t help but notice you as you walked past.” right from the introduction, and the way he announced his title so proudly after, you knew he was another one of those snobby men you couldn’t stand. you ought to have rejected his advances right away, but he wouldn’t spare you a second to talk — far too occupied rambling on about whatever legacy his family held and how they ‘desperately require an heir.’
typical.
in the midst of your boredom, you hadn’t even noticed the familiar footsteps of your boyfriend behind you until he placed a gentle yet polite hand to your waist. “there you are,” he smiled with a softness that screamed adoration, before his attention turned to the man in front. jonathan couldn’t lie — the idea of another man trying to court you made his stomach twist uncomfortably. you were his love. his heart. how could he not feel a little protective over you when someone tried to take that away from him?
regardless, he gave the man a polite smile and greeted him, choosing to keep his protectiveness silent, but it was loud in the way he held you slightly tighter, almost as if silently asking if you were uncomfortable at all. “ah, forgive me. i wasn’t aware they had a partner.” the man chuckled, a little too laid-back for jonathan’s liking — he should be somewhat more apologetic, the thought — but he accepted the apology anyways, not wanting to come across as rude or cold, though you could see the mild tension in his jaw as he eyes the other man with distrust.
“it’s alright. we’ll be on our way now,” he then turned his head to look at you again, all tension in his body relaxing when he noticed you looking at him too, and he felt a little more at ease. “there’s a cake i wanted you to try.” he tells you, and the thoughtfulness makes you giggle softly.
the moment you had both walked off together, out of earshot and eyesight of the stranger, jonathan let out a soft sigh, a large hand moving to rest against your lower back, guiding you through the crowd of people. “are you alright?” because he has to check. has to know you’re feeling safe and content. “did that man bother you at all?”
he was relieved when you shook your head. “i’m fine, but i’m half-asleep,” you admitted, which made him chuckle. “he just kept rambling on about nothing.” jonathan, having grown up around people like this, understood all to well, and although physical displays of affection were seen as vulgar in settings like these, he couldn’t resist sneaking a kiss to your temple. “well you’re stuck with me for the rest of the night. hopefully i won’t bore you as much.”
“never.” you murmured back with a smile.
joseph
joseph could not believe the nerve of this man. he had only stopped somewhere to use the bathroom quickly, leaving you stood outside of the building waiting for him to finish up, and when he came back out he saw some random man speaking to you — or more accurately — flirting with you.
it had only been two minutes, and yet there the guy was trying to charm you, flashing you a toothy grin that made his blood boil, especially once he had reached out to brush your hair a little away from your eyes. it was obvious you were caught by surprise with the whole thing in how you seemed at a loss for words, but before you could actually say anything, joseph was already at your side, slinging an arm around your shoulders.
“i’m back, darling,” he announced exaggeratedly, the use of the nickname making you cringe a little internally because he never called you darling. that didn't stop him from continuing with this act, however, eyes flickering up to the other man’s face, watching how his previous confidence fell a little. “and who may you be?” he asked with a raised eyebrow, his words drawled out like some sort of judgemental old woman, which made you bite back a chuckle.
“oh, uh—” the man didn’t even manage to get a word in before joseph was cutting him off with a smug grin, leaning forwards slightly like he was interrogating the guy, which he honestly kind of was, looming over him and questioning him like that. “if i didn’t know better, i’d say you were making the moves on them.” he pulled you closer to his side like he was signalling that you were taken. that you were his and he had no interest in you.
the other guy clearly got the message, his hand scratching the back of his neck awkwardly as his gaze flickered between you and joseph, looking more than disheartened now. “sorry, i didn’t realise—” a huff from joseph cut him off again, your boyfriend shaking his head dramatically, conveying disappointment. “well now you know, so i’d suggest you back off and leave us alone.”
being that he was almost twice the other man’s size, the stranger before you seemed to simply nod in obedience, a smart decision considering joseph had a history of starting fights with those he found to be scum, which in this case, he definitely did. nobody had the right to try and take you from him after all! you were his! he snickered when the guy scurried off with another muttered apology, squeezing your shoulder gently as he watched him retreat. “what an idiot— thinking he was in your league.” joseph scoffed, turning back to you with a grin of pure victory, like he had just won a trophy or something. he was so full of himself sometimes. “now, how about we go for food? all that drama has me starving.”
jotaro
“can you pick one already?” you groaned.
you had stood there watching him stare at the spine of about thirty different books already, and none of them were remotely interesting. books about planes and boats and marine life — nothing like the type of books you usually read. on one hand, you couldn’t complain all too much. you had dragged him around to plenty of different stores too, so it was only fair he had his turn. but on the other hand, you could feel yourself aging faster from just how long you were waiting for him to choose something already.
“don’t rush me,” he grumbled, no bite to his tone with you, but clearly very serious about whatever this was. “if you’re bored you can go look at something else.”
right. you had free will. how could you forget?
your legs carried you to whichever section of the bookstore interested you the most, and when you reached it your mood had increased significantly. eyes skimming and stopping on a particular title, you reached out to grab it without realising another hand had reached for the same book at the same time until your fingers brushed.
a little startled, both you and the stranger pulled your hands back, and when you looked over at him to apologise, he was already doing the same. “it’s okay. you take it.” you offered, feeling nice today. you hadn’t exactly come here yourself, so it wasn’t like you were desperate to buy anything. “no, no, you should have it.” the stranger shook his head to your surprise. “i insist.”
giving him a grateful ‘thank you’ you pulled the book off of the shelf and looked over the cover. meanwhile, the stranger was still looking you over. “you know, you’re really beautiful,” he suddenly spoke up, the compliment making you pause. was he…hitting on you?
“yeah, they are.”
the deep, rough voice was unmistakable behind you, one hand in pocket and the other moving to hold onto your hip with that familiar possessiveness. it wasn’t a surprise to you when you looked over your shoulder to see jotaro there, his expression somehow more brooding than ever, and there was a dark look in his eyes that told you he was more than ready to beat the crap out of this guy if he had to.
“they’re also my partner,” he added with a snarl, uncaring of how he came across because who the hell was this guy to him? “so scram before things get ugly.” heat rose to your cheeks at that. the guy didn’t know you were taken! he was just trying to shoot his shot and be nice. you couldn’t help but pity the slightly nervous look on his face as he peered up at your giant of a boyfriend. “jotaro…” you mumbled, trying to calm him.
“hey, hey — i didn’t mean any trouble,” the man held his hands up like surrender, clearly knowing there was no use in arguing. “i didn’t know they were taken. my bad.” still, jotaro was uncaring, his jealousy bubbling up rapidly in his chest. he didn’t say anything else, though. just kept a tight hold on you while glaring at the guy like he was two seconds away from either cussing him out or tearing him to shreds.
either way the man didn’t wanna find out which route he would take, wasting no time in turning around and walking in the opposite direction — books be damned. he could come back another day after all.
jotaro didn’t leave your side after that. as much as he scoffed seeing the guy hurry away, and despite his grumbled ‘idiot’ when the situation was over, you noticed how clingy he was now. “you’re practically stepping on my toe here,” you snorted as you paid for the book you had grabbed from the shelf, your boyfriend lingering withing an arm’s length at every turn you made.
“tch,” he turned away like he was annoyed with your comment, your audacity, but that faint blush on his olive cheeks gave him away, no matter how low he tiled his hat. “i’m not. you’re annoying.”
josuke
where the hell were you?
josuke had spent far too long searching around the school for you already, and it was starting to get tiring — especially with the summer heat cursing morioh this year. okuyasu had begged him to come to the nearby store with him to get a cold drink, and he had naturally agreed and thought to get you one too. he always kept you in mind after all.
but when he returned he couldn’t find you anywhere.
one of your friends he’d bumped into told him you were probably in the cafeteria by now. feeling a little silly because he hadn’t initially considered that idea, he made his way there with a small smile on his face. he’d gotten your favourite flavour, so it was sure to make you smile.
eventually, he found you among the busy room, but when he laid eyes on your table, his expression faltered for a split second. not because of you — but because there was some other guy sat opposite you. some other guy that looked way too pleased with himself, leaning back all cocky in a way that made his brows furrow and a wave of annoyance and uncertainty washed over him.
he wasn’t sure why, but he really wanted to march over there and pull that guy away from you. it wasn’t like you weren’t allowed male friends, because of course you were — but this guy was clearly trouble — and after approaching and hearing something that sounded awfully close to “saturday night,” josuke knew he had to say or do something about this.
“hey,” he greeted you, placing the drink in front of your tray and taking a seat beside you. right away his arm was around your shoulder — casual but almost claiming — a silent statement to say that you were definitely not seeing this guy on saturday if he had anything to say about it. “got you this. your favourite.” he shot the guy a glance at that last word before turning back to see you smile.
of course, he had nothing to worry about with you. you were way too loyal to even think about hurting him like that, but that didn’t mean it didn’t get on his nerves a little seeing this guy act so confident like he had a shot. he was so flustered he didn’t know how to act. does he warn him? act nonchalant? this hasn’t happened before…
“you need something?”
the words flow out easily, a tone of distaste in every word that’s only further emphasised by the bored raise of his eyebrow. you almost laugh at the sight.
“just talking to them.” the guy replies, eyeing josuke suspiciously almost, as if trying to understand if you two were actually together or not. “well if it’s not important then quit wasting our time.” josuke doesn’t mean for it to come out as rude as it does. he’s trying to be nice — he really is! but it’s just so hard when all he wants to do right now is have you to himself without some other guy stealing all your attention away. “can’t you see you’re disturbing us?”
looking between you and josuke and seeing that you don’t respond to tell your boyfriend to be more polite, the guy gives up quickly, understanding that there was no point, and that his arrogance wouldn't work on you. “what a jerk,” the guy mutters as he gets to his feet, hands shoved deep into his pockets as he storms off like a sulking child.
the switch up was incredulous, josuke’s indifference melting into a pout right away, and he huffs quietly before leaning back against his seat. “who even was that guy?” he murmured, arms folded over his chest. “couldn’t he see you weren’t interested?”
you don’t get a chance to even speak or attempt to reassure him before he’s taking your drink in hand and taking a sip. a small one, sure, but a sip regardless. “i spent so much time finding you and getting you this — slurrrrp — and that’s what i come back to?”
his thievery earned him a swat across the arm.
giorno
“ehi, scusi,”
turning your head around to find some guy calling after you wasn’t part of your plans for today. just looking at him told you he was another one of the many mafiosos that inhabited napoli. the all-too-casual demeanour didn’t help his case either. “you’re looking great today. how about i take you out for coffee sometime?”
you hadn’t shook your head faster. you were supposed to be meeting at a nearby restaurant with giorno soon who had a meeting to attend beforehand and had told you he’d meet you there. you had no time to stop and chit-chat, and you definitely had no plans of grabbing coffee with another man when you already had your own.
“mi scusa, but i’m in a rush,” you hardly spared him a glance, yet he still persisted, trailing after you like he was desperate beyond belief for some sort of acceptance from you. “awh, c’mon — it’s just coffee,” he insisted, trying so obviously to get you to look at him. notice him. “you got a boyfriend or something?”
a sigh escaped your lips and you stopped in your tracks, knowing that trying to outrun this guy wasn’t going to work. “yeah, i do.” still, the man’s face hadn’t dropped into that disappointed expression you were anticipating, and instead you watched his lips curl into a grin — one that told you he wouldn’t give in this easily.
“who? some nobody?” he snorts, shaking his head. “give me a chance, eh? i’ll show you what being with a real man is like.” whatever angels where watching over you found the perfect time to chime in because it was then that a black car pulled up by the side of the road next to you.
out came giorno who had briefly witnessed the situation as he was being escorted to the restaurant, an uneasy feeling settling in his gut and he asked the driver to pull over. “amore,” he greeted with that cool yet undoubtedly soft tone of voice, approaching your side and pressing a kiss to your cheek before turning to face the man in front of you with a neutral expression. unreadable.
“is this your boyfriend or —” the stranger trailed off, his jaw falling slack mid-sentence once he registered who the hell was actually in front of him. his blood ran cold and you had never seen such fear in another person’s eyes before. nothing like this. “y–you…boss!”
in an instant he was bowing obediently to giorno, both out of respect and a plead for mercy, knowing that you would inevitably tell him everything if he hadn’t already seen it. how he had insulted him. “is this man bothering you?” there was a subtle sharpness to his voice as he spoke, like he was struggling to hold back from saying or doing something stupid. he was far from pleased right now, but he couldn’t risk acting foolishly or upsetting you any more than you might already be.
“i’m fine,” you simply replied to the other man’s relief, and he let out a more than nervous chuckle. “i had no idea this was your partner, signore. believe me — i wouldn’t have—” the moment giorno raised his hand, however, the man was silenced, eyes practically bulging out from their sockets as he waited anxiously for whatever giorno would say.
“run along and make yourself useful.”
jolyne
this wasn’t really happening, right?
there was no way in hell someone was seriously hitting on you while she had turned her back for one moment to throw something in the trash. yet despite how many times she rubbed her eyes and blinked, the man in front of you didn’t disappear. rather, he was leaning in even closer to you with a toothy grin that made her skin crawl.
“you like japanese?” the guy practically purred, tilting his head a little in an attempt to be charming. it only made jolyne’s fists clench at her sides though. “there’s a new place open a few blocks away. meant to be good. wanna go?”
a strong hand wrapped around your wrist the moment the words left his mouth, and suddenly you were being tugged away from the man and beside jolyne instead. “hey, i dunno who you think you are but they’re taken.” it surprised you just how hostile her voice was, but then again — this was jolyne — and she’d be damned if anything threatened her relationship with you. you meant too much to her, and you knew that all too well.
“woah— i didn’t know!” the guy retorted with a frown. “jeez, woman. you don’t have to be so aggressive.”
oh, now she was more pissed.
“yeah? well you do now, so beat it.” she scowled like she was about to pounce at him while clinging to your arm like some attention-starved puppy all the same, dragging you in the opposite direction without a second thought because she really didn’t wanna have a back and forth with this guy right now.
“the nerve of some people,” she grumbled as the two of you walked off, her hold on you relaxing a little now that you were away from the guy. “if he ever tries to hit on you again, i’ll kick his ass.”
your amused laugh made her soften almost entirely, and a smile graced her lips in return, chuckling at her own behaviour. “it’s not funny. i’m serious, y’know.” she watched as you shook your head and pressed a kiss to her cheek, her body leaning against yours more now.
“i know.”
johnny
lazy afternoons like these were always sweet, especially with johnny. the warm sun on your skin, the gentle breeze and the slow rhythm of everyday life. you hadn’t done much besides go for a short stroll with him, stopping at a market to buy some fruit that was now in season. the intimacy of doing such mundane things never failed to enchant you both.
“i’ll have two of those, please,” you asked the guy behind the stall, who nodded kindly and placed two fruits into a bag for you, handing them over once you paid. “grew them myself. they’ll taste great.” you hum in acknowledgement, not wanting to be rude while tucking your change back into your pockets again.
“i don’t think i’ve seen you around before,” the man continued despite your lack of response. “you live around here?” giving him your politest smile, you nodded at his question. “i moved not too long ago.”
“ah, figures. think i’d remember a face like yours.”
you pause at that comment, eyes flickering to johnny who you had quite literally handed the fruit to, implying you had come together, before looking back to the face behind the stand. “i’m right here?” johnny frowned, clearly unimpressed with that little attempt at flirting, his hands clutching the bag on his lap in irritation.
“there’s a new play in theatre in town,” the man didn’t seem to care or acknowledge johnny whatsoever, which had his blood boiling in rage. “you like theatre? we could go sometime. on me.” the audacity this man had was beyond him, and he was stunned at what he was hearing and seeing before him.
“did i not just tay she’s taken?” johnny speaks up again, his voice a little rougher now, catching the attention of both the man’s now bored face and a few people nearby. “no, you didn’t.” the man deadpanned, making johnny snarl. “think you’re funny, huh?”
he reached over his laced his fingers with yours, shooting the guy the filthiest glare he could muster up before already beginning to push his wheels to drive him away. “let’s go already,” he grumbled, more than displeased with whatever this was. “before i punch this guy in the jaw.”
hello!! i’ve seen your post and writing i love it, can i request where the reader sits on the stardust crusaders lap because there is no space in the car?
⋆.𐙚 ̊ "Theres no space?!"
Pairing: sdc x reader
Content: In which theres no space in the car and your forced to sit in their lap !
Joseph⸝⸝
- He’s already complaining about his old bones as soon as you sit down.
- Because he is naturally so loud, nearly the whole ride you just hear him talking in your ear, which sounds less like his inside voice and more like his outside voice.
- He doesn't even know where to put his arms or anything, so most of the ride they’re just resting in this awkward position because he literally doesn't even know where else to put them.
- Surprisingly, he doesn't even seem all that phased by the situation; he’s kind of just like, “Oh my god, okay," and then he just sits down.
- He is also quite comfortable with you on his lap, despite the crammed car.
Avdol⸝⸝
- Avdol is more than a gentleman, so when they mention that the car seems a bit too small and you'll have to sit on his lap, he just accepts it.
- The whole ride he's asking you if you're okay or if you're uncomfortable with him resting his hands on your waist, since there doesn't seem to be much space in the car, considering that there are five buff men packed into one tiny car, like sardines in a can.
- We all know that Joseph's driving is almost enough to kill everyone in the car, so he just tries his best to keep you from sliding around.
- He keeps it more calm and composed despite the fact that you two are so close.
- He's lowkey just chilling, so between the two of you, the vibe is quite peaceful and calm.
- He also talks quietly enough so that he's not too loud in your ear, unlike Joseph.
Jotaro⸝⸝
- In response to this whole ordeal, he just pulls his hat lower against his face and tries not to think about the fact that he’ll have a whole person in his lap for the whole ride.
- He just tends to look out the window the whole ride, but to be fair, he can't really look forward since you're in his lap.
- He keeps his hand on you, protecting you from moving around despite the bumpy roads, and he keeps it there the whole time. He doesn't move his hand or anything; it's just there, firm and tight against your hip.
- He doesn't even move the whole ride; he's as stiff as a board. You're not sure if it's because he's scared to move even an inch or just because he wants to make a better surface for you to sit on.
- He does even mind the situation all that much. He doesn't complain or huff and puff; he just accepts that this is how it's gonna be for a while, but of course he does say his famous “good grief” line, but it's not because he's annoyed, but because that's just what he says to everything.
Kakyoin ⸝⸝
- He just offers himself to be sat on because he's just a gentleman like that.
- The whole ride you can just feel his muscles tense with every bump in the road as he tries his best to stop you from going flying across the car, knowing how the old man drives.
- His grip is a lot more gentle, as he tries to keep you steady, making sure that you feel comfortable in the position you're sitting in.
- To ease the awkwardness of the ride, he’ll pull out something to keep the both of you entertained as he rests his chin against your shoulder.
- He's honestly flustered the whole time, but he tries his best to hide just how flustered he is.
Polnareff⸝⸝
- Somehow he treats this opportunity as an honor even if it is just a car ride for at least an hour.
- He's constantly moving and shifting around the whole time, whether it's because he's uncomfortable with the way he's sitting or because he just can't help it.
- He talks your ear off the whole time. And I mean the whole time. He's just yapping about different topics or just a recap on the journey that you've done so far.
- He does make sure that he keeps you steady against the bumps and turns of the roads, his hands pressed gently against your waist.
- He's really just full-on flirting, resting his chin on your shoulder to “get a better look at the outside," or he’ll just make smug remarks that show just how much he's enjoying his little incident, and deep down he just hopes it'll happen again.
His eyes always perks up whenever your cunt clenches on his fingers, knowing damn well that he had already found your sweet spot. Just as you thought he was already giving his best earlier, it seems like he was only saving it for when you finally squirm onto his touch as he repeatedly presses on your sensitive clit whilst fingering you. When you end up cumming on his fingers, he puts on a show of him licking it down and tasting your essence.
Tamsy Caines, Jabber Wonger, Enjin, Noriaki Kakyoin, Joseph Joestar, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Leone Abacchio, Guido Mista, Risotto Nero, Melone, Formaggio, Satoru Gojo, Toge Inumaki, & Toji Fushiguro
👽 anon returning because I got hit by an idea before bed! Jojos and Jofoes love triangle! Aside from their part's plots they'd also be fighting to win reader's heart! (No I am not greedy, I just like attention lol)
This is less a rivalry and more a moral battle for your affection.
Jonathan approaches you with warmth and sincerity. He brings flowers, offers his arm when walking, and treats you like someone precious. Dio?
Dio is the complete opposite.
He leans against doorways watching Jonathan court you like it's a show meant to amuse him. “Tell me,” Dio says one evening, voice smooth as velvet. “Do you truly prefer a man who worships you… or one who could give you the world?”
Jonathan’s jaw tightens immediately. “You should leave them alone, Dio.” Dio smirks, his eyes never leaving Jonathan “Oh? Are you afraid they might choose me?”
Jonathan isn’t afraid. But the way your eyes flick between them makes him nervous. Because Dio doesn’t just flirt.
He hunts.
Jonathan wants your love.
Dio wants your devotion.
Kars vs Joseph:
Joseph’s method of romance is simple:
Chaos.
He flirts constantly, tells dumb jokes, and tries to impress you with ridiculous Hamon tricks.
“Watch this!” he says proudly, lighting a spoon on fire.
You clap politely.
Kars watches from across the room like a disapproving god.
“You court them like a clown,” Kars finally says.
Joseph gasps.
“A clown?? This is charm!”
Kars approaches you instead, calm and elegant.
He kneels slightly, taking your hand with unsettling grace.
“If you wish to see the world, I could show you civilizations older than humanity.”
Joseph sputters.
“HEY THAT'S CHEATING— YOU'RE LIKE 10,000 YEARS OLD!”
Kars doesn’t even acknowledge him.
Because unlike Joseph’s loud affection, Kars’ attention feels dangerously intense.
Joseph makes you laugh.
Kars makes your heart race.
Josuke vs Kira:
Josuke’s crush is obvious.
He gets flustered, buys you snacks, and punches anyone who makes you uncomfortable.
“Anyone bothering you?” he asks immediately.
Kira watches this like a man studying insects.
His attraction to you is quieter.
Controlled.
He admires your hands when you gesture while talking.
The shape of your fingers.
The way you hold things.
One day he calmly tells you:
“You have beautiful hands.”
Josuke nearly explodes.
“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEIR HANDS LIKE THAT?!”
Kira simply adjusts his tie.
“I appreciate aesthetics.”
Josuke drags you away immediately.
“Don't listen to that guy!”
But unfortunately for him…
Kira’s calm composure has its own strange charm.
Giorno vs Diavolo
This rivalry is dangerous.
Giorno treats you with quiet devotion.
His attention is gentle, protective, sincere.
“You deserve peace,” he tells you.
Then there’s Diavolo.
You rarely see him.
But when you do…
His gaze is intense enough to make the air feel heavy.
“You interest me,” he says one night.
Giorno steps between you immediately.
“You should leave.”
Diavolo smiles faintly.
“I merely wished to see what captivated my successor.”
Giorno’s voice becomes ice.
“You will not involve them in this.”
Diavolo only chuckles.
Because if there’s one thing he enjoys…
It’s watching Giorno lose composure.
Jolyne vs Pucci
Jolyne flirts like a gremlin.
She steals your hoodie.
Sits too close.
Smirks whenever you blush.
“Relax,” she says. “I'm just being friendly.”
Pucci watches from the background with unnerving calm.
Unlike the others, Pucci sees your relationship as destiny.
“You and I were meant to meet,” he tells you quietly.
Jolyne nearly throws something at him.
“STOP SAYING WEIRD CULT STUFF TO THEM.”
Pucci only smiles slightly.
Because he genuinely believes it.
Jolyne wants to date you.
Pucci believes the universe itself arranged your meeting.
Johnny vs Valentine
Johnny is awkward with feelings.
He stares.
Gets jealous easily.
And absolutely refuses to admit he likes you.
Valentine?
Valentine is extremely confident.
“My dear,” he says smoothly, kissing your hand.
“You deserve someone capable of protecting your future.”
Johnny rolls his eyes.
“Yeah because dating the president isn't suspicious at all.”
Valentine smiles politely.
Johnny mutters to Gyro later:
“I swear he's flirting like he's campaigning.”
Gappy vs Tooru
Gappy approaches romance with pure confusion.
He studies relationships like a science experiment.
“Is this… flirting?” he asks while holding your hand.
You shrug.
“Maybe.”
Tooru appears whenever things seem peaceful.
He leans against walls like he’s always been there.
☆Synopsis: How I think the Joestars would sleep with reader (literally)
☆pt. 1-6
Jonathan Joestar:
☆Very very light sleeper but extremely confused when he first wakes up
☆Loves big spooning you, he finds having you in his arms comforting
☆He practically radiates heat because of the hamon. Which can be a blessing or curse.
☆He also secretly loves being the little spoon sometimes.
☆Loves taking a bath with you before bedtime. He sees it as a very relaxing down-time before bed.
☆He wears these pj's:
☆If you two aren't spooning, he gives you so much space.
☆He goes into the fetal position if he's not big spooning.
☆Overall, a 12/10. He's a sweetheart.
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Joseph Joestar:
☆Love him so much, but he's a bit of an asshole when sleeping.
☆He either sleeps like half of the day or sleeps 2 hours. And he still has an absurd amount of energy.
☆Snores so loudly, it's comical.
☆He sleeps naked and says he 'likes the freedom of movement it gives him'.
☆He is also a heat radiator, like his grandfather.
☆Talks in his sleep
☆Likes babbling about nonsense when he knows you are, very much half-asleep.
☆Sleeps like a rock and barely moves. If he didn't snore, you'd think he was dead.
☆Takes up so much space on the bed, and it's not like you can push him aside or wake him up to ask him to move.
☆Fell of the bed a few too many times.
☆Greedy with blankets. You have a separate blanket for yourself. Oh... wait, he took that one too..
☆An overall 4/10, he's bad, but he could be worse (and I'm biased. Otherwise, he'd be a 3).
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Jotaro Kujo:
☆He is not a happy camper if he's woken up too early.
☆He has a very precise sleeping schedule.
☆If he doesn't get enough sleep he ends up looking like a wet owl:
☆He's unusually cold, and he naturally gravitates towards a heat source in his sleep (which would be you, good luck).
☆His need for waking up at the right time, every time manifests in Star Platinum. So, Star Platinum would act as an alarm clock.
☆Sometimes, Star Platinum wakes him up wayyyyy too early, and Jotaro doesn't realize until he checks the time.
☆He is a very light sleeper and very aware when he wakes up. Like you could get up and go to the bathroom, and once you got back, Jotaro would be looking at you with a very unhappy face.
☆Showers every night before bed.
☆He doesn't move much when he's asleep.
☆He'll let you cuddle him, but if it disturbs his sleep, he's pushing you away.
☆A 6/10, I love him so much, but I gotta deduct points for how unhappy he is if he's not woken up on time.
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Josuke Higashikata:
☆Drooler
☆Always sleeps and wakes up late.
☆He's very clingy when he's sleeping.
☆By morning 9 times out of 10, he's on top of you.
☆He constantly changes position at night.
☆He may as well be a contortionist, with positions he hits at night:
☆Heavy sleeper, will still wake up when you go somewhere at night but falls asleep right after.
☆Mumbles in his sleep
☆He's the opposite of his father. He pushes all the blankets to you and then ends up freezing right after.
☆Is not coherent when he's first woken up. Nor does he understand anything.
☆Overly interested in any sleep care you do and ends up joining in the entire routine.
☆Looks so good when he's woken up and got proper rest.
☆He always rolls onto your side of a bed.
☆He steals your pillows
☆He wakes up when you ask him to move to complain about how much space you 'allegedly' have.
☆Pushes his butt out while he's asleep.
☆an overall 2/10
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Giorno Giovanna:
☆One of the best in this list. Just a bit scary sometimes
☆He, like Jotaro, has a very strict sleeping schedule.
☆He can handle having very little sleep scarily well
☆He sleeps and rises like a vampire, a crossed and everything.
☆He sleeps so silently and undisturbed, sometimes you think he's dead.
☆If you wake him up, he just turns his head and opens his eyes to look at you, with no struggle.
☆Has an extensive skincare routine
☆He sleeps with satin bedsheets and pillow cases.
☆Lavishes you with even more extensive skin and haircare before bedtime.
☆Takes up exactly 50% of the bed.
☆If you go any further than 50%, he just knows. He'll turn over push whichever limb you put.
☆Looks absolutely beautiful when he first wakes
☆You have found him in the 'damsel-in-distress' position a few too many times.
☆Sleeps in silk 2 pieces (you can't convince me otherwise.
☆He plays with your hair and caresses your face if he has time to wait for you to wake up.
☆A good 8.5/10
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Jolyne Cujoh:
☆Loves wearing matching pj's with you.
☆If not, trust she's sleeping nude or in undies.
☆does minimal skincare, bath, and mosturize with Vaseline, sleep.
☆you play tug of war with her at night with the blankets and pillows.
☆Sprawls herself out
☆By morning she's tangled with you.
☆If she's especially comfy with you she is a total cuddler.
☆She snores and drools, sure not to the extent of Joseph and Josuke, but it's still significant enough.
☆She hates spooning. She doesn't like having someones breathe fanning against her neck.
☆She's a romantic at heart, so as long as it isn't spooning, she's down for cuddling.
☆If you head to the bathroom, she'll wait for you to get back and save a small space for you for when you get bag.
☆Loves giving you good morning kisses just before she heads out to take a shower (That's if she wakes up before you)
☆Always Always Always, sleeps in. Like wakes up at around 12pm.
☆Makes you stay up to watch videos with her.
☆During winter, she leeches off your body heat.
☆An overall 9.5/10
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A/N: I've been busy, so the time from my first post to this one has been a while. I ran dry on what to put for Jolyne and Giorno. I don't know if you guys could tell. But I'd also like to thank my friends for help with these hc's. They helped a bunch <33
he’s utterly OBSESSED with giving you backshots. here are the following reasons why in no particular order:
it allows him to see all the things he misses out in missionary.
he finds himself entranced by your greedy pussy sucking him in, spreading your wet lips with his thumbs as he pushes in and out, in and out, in and out.
the way you coat his cock in cream or the way you arch your back more and more as he hits that beautiful little spongy spot inside of you or the way your ass ripples while he fucks you with an inch of your life—it’s engraved into his memory, scorching his mind like a hot brand.
it’s also a versatile position.
he’s adamant about doggystyle every session y’all have: any time, anywhere, any place. he will have your hair pulled taut or a hand around your throat or leave a nice handprint on your ass, and giving it to you from behind makes these things a helluva lot easier.
side note: sometimes, he wishes he could suck on your pretty bouncing tits as he digs you out into oblivion from behind, but he’ll settle for holding them and rolling your nipples between his fingers.
it’s also the position that gets the most reaction out of you.
you’ve never been one to scream or cry during sex—that is, until he’s got you on your stomach or on all fours. it’s something about the angle in which his cock never fails to push that pretty little button inside you that punches a squeal or two from your parched throat. and he LIVES for it. he loves hearing how good he’s making his lovely girl feel, loves listening to those pathetic whines and involuntary grunts you try to cover but ultimately have your ass swatted for doing so.
yeah, all in all, he can’t think of a better position to be in.
THINKING ABOUT: toji fushiguro, hiromi hiruguma, shiu kong, aki hayakawa, joseph joestar, mista guido, dabi, keigo takami, saitama + any other characters you can think of 🫶🏾💕
this is just to tide y’all over while i’m cooking up some other stuff!
In honor of my cat that is my lap while I am writing this. Josuke Police and Giorno don
Parts 1-5
Jonathan Joestar
Normally you and Jonathan would be cuddling but tonight was different. The kitten you found on the street a year ago, now fully grown was in your arms. Jonathan did admit the cat was cute and he grew fond of it. You and the cat were peacefully sleeping and he was still wide awake. He tried denying it,
Being Jealous of cat
He tried ignoring the claws of jealously itching at him. Its a cat nothing else. So why'd he feel jealous of a cat
He didn't really fall asleep that night. The next morning you noticed the bags under his eyes
"Jojo did you sleep last night"
He noticed the growing concern on your face.
"I had some trouble falling asleep but I'll be fine dear don't worry about me"
You were still worried for him. You slept wonderfully last night with the cat in your arms.
Jonathan was heading back into the bedroom to grab something. There it is, the cat.
The cat quietly blinked at him, of course Jonathan being Jonathan still went to pet him.
"you are quite the lucky fellow"
Joseph Joestar
Can you believe it, Joseph Joestar the Joseph Joestar being replaced by a CAT. Normally Joseph would be the one in your arms but some fuzzball is in HIS place. Joseph glared at the cat and the cat blinked at him. All of this had happen because of some damn cat.
"You have made a powerful enemy cat"
He whisper to the cat. All the cat did in return was softly blink at Joseph. Joseph became even angrier . All he could think about was throwing the cat off the bed. He knew better though, if he did that he would surely get kicked to the couch. he turned over to face the wall and was still very pissed. The next morning you noticed that Joseph was in a foul mood. You would've never guessed it was because of a cat.
"Are you okay babe? "
"just great"
It was very clear that he wouldn't cheer up for a while. You decided to leave him alone. He grabbed you from behind and gave you a hug and kissed your forehead. The cat was there watching. Joseph did because you were his , not some cats. He then left to go on walk and before he left he proceeded to flip off the cat.
Jotaro Kujo
he'll refuse to the moon and back. Him jealous of a cat. He couldn't he wouldn't be. Normally he appreciates the cat after all it is a good companion. But seeing it so comfortable in your arms. The claws of jealous slowly grabbing at him. He tried going up to get water, he should calm down. When he came back the cat was still sleeping peacefully in your arms. He doesn't want to admit that he wishes that he was in the cats position. Laying in your arms. He decides to go to sleep but the cat and you were still in the back of his mind. The next morning while you were brushing your teeth Jotaro went behind you and hugged you. Resting his head on top of yours. This was odd rarely he would say good morning to you like this but you still welcomed it.
"Whats with the sudden clinginess"
"no reason"
You ended up getting ready while he was still hugging you. This was completely out of the blue for Jotaro, Normally he isn't clingy you stopped thinking about it and let him be
Josuke Higashikata
Seriously a cat, a cat is what is bothering him. Normally you and Josuke would be hugging each other peacefully. A cat is what is replacing him. He couldn't believe he shouldn't be jealous of a cat. It's just a cat.
Its just a cat
Its just a cat
Its just a cat
He kept telling himself that it was just a cat. You were HIS girlfriend (his possible future wife), he should be the one in your arms not some cat. He tried his best falling asleep. He failed miserably. The next morning, josuke didn't have work the next day. You noticed your normally happy boyfriend seemed down, hell his normally perfect pompadour seem slightly wilted, reflecting his mood.
"Are you okay babe, you seem sadder"
"Im okay just tired"
You couldn't shake off the feeling that something was wrong. Josuke didn't tell you what was wrong. Saying that he was jealous of your guys cat seemed dumb. He left to go meet up Okuyasu. before he left he told the cat
"You have no idea how lucky you are"
Later he was consulting with Okuyasu
"Dude you got replaced by a cat"
"I know I cant believe I'm jealous of a cat"
Giorno Giovanna
Normally Giorno wouldn't be bothered by this. But he couldn't help but think of quietly removing that cat from the bed and replacing it with himself. He couldn't do that know he knows that cat chose you as its resting place. Unlike the other jojos he understands. That doesnt stop him from feeling slightly jealous. But you fell in love with that cat and he bets it being your arms makes you so happy. The next day he was taking a break from the duties of a don. Normally he doesn't do this, but he asked for you to come into his office.
"Whats up honey" You asked
"Nothing cara mia but I would like to take a nap and I want you to take one with me"
You didn't understand why he was asking for this but of course you obliged. You gently stroked his hair while he was in your lap, it was heaven for him. And it made up for the cat sleeping your arms. He fell asleep peacefully as you continued gently stroking his hair.
I hope you guys enjoyed I got really unmotiaved at one point but my friend helped out with getting me to finish it🥹🫶
