So You Think You Can Game?

I've lived a thousand lives and none have ended the same.

[garrett-hawkes]

Dorian, bursting through the gates at haven to warn the Inquisitor of the mages attack:

MOVE, IM GAY

[cantdenytheviewthough]

Varric about where the Kirkwall gang is in Inquisition. 

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Dorian: Not everyone is going to think I’m pretty, and that’s okay!

Dorian: …

Dorian: They are wrong though.

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

A slightly invisible dark elf in bloodstained robes: hey I’m here to feed the prisioners, definitely not to steal

Skingrad Jailor: sounds legit

[mikaeled]

This is a journey deep into darkness. There will be no more stories after this one.

[bear-bee-dragons]

Pick up line that doesn’t work for the Inquisitor

Person: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

Inquisitor with PTSD flash backs of the conclave: “Yes…..”

[lavellanlin]

[dragonagecompanionsreact]

Companions react to the Inquisitor starting a fist fight with a noble in the middle of The Winter Palace?

Josephine:

Dorian, Varric, Leliana:

Vivienne:

Sera:

Blackwall:

Cullen:

Cassandra:

Cole:

Iron Bull:

Solas: 

[lust-lizard]

dragon age fans is rly like “i love the game except for everything about it”

[mechecolomar-archive]

there’s no doubt about it. the source of the darkness is in helheim. and the goddess hela holds his soul there. her dear beloved… dillion.

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Inquisitor: I think the best part of an Oreo is the cookie and not the frosting.

Solas: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. There is no such thing as a one-sided coin.

Inquisitor: …It’s just a cookie.

[mass-effect-anonymous]

Confession:  Before Javik I thought protheans looked like those Cthulhu statues on Ilos

[tambuli]

jack has such beautiful character development–from angry broken survivor girl to healing, healthy, learning-to-care-again woman. and her romance is lovely as well: it’s lighthearted (“how are you feeling?” “horny”) but also serious (the tattooing comes to mind). it may not be a main romance and bioware may have sold non-me3 squadmates short on the romance front, but it holds its own. it’s so good. jack gives me FEELINGS.

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

Fenris: What are you doing?

Hawke, laying on the floor and looking at pictures on the ceiling: Stargazing.

Fenris: Those are just pictures of me.

Hawke: I know. The stars sure are beautiful tonight.

[serpentsshipmate]

A heart full of you.

[garrus-archive-deactivated20191]

BIOWARE SURE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THIS

[xekstrin]

Everyone in the Galaxy: We didn't heed your warning and now the Reapers are here!!!

Commander Shepherd: This is so sad, EDI play Despacito