cassius apologist

sasha | she/they | speaking in prose and malapropisms | my main is @sufficeth

[macbooth]

Jessica merchantofvenice I actually love you so much Jessica merchantofvenice I’ll kill for you Jessica merchantofvenice you make me so deeply sad Jessica merchantofvenice

[betterbooktitles]

William Shakespeare: King Lear

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[byjove]

autistic knight who is really dedicated to doing his job perfectly because chivalry is his special interest

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[viceisvice]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[inthefallofasparrow]

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

[grendelsmilf]

what is king lear about

[menecrates]

must i endure all this monday. tempt me no farther tuesday. was that done like cassius wednesday. [they clasp hands] thursday. fret till your proud heart break friday. i may do that I shall be sorry for saturday. away slight man sunday.

[kylorens]

I stumbled upon this cartoon of Hamlet made for kids and THIS SCENE MADE ME SCREAMMM

[ganymede-time]

richard ii (37) and hal (18) seeing each other from across the room at the gay bar

[lipstickhamlet]

hands down the funniest moment in the entire henriad is at the end of richard ii when bolingbroke is like "has ANYONE seen my gay and stupid son whom i haven't seen in 3 months. i'm getting brain damage from pissing myself off thinking about him" and hotspur is like "☝️i saw him getting shitfaced at the tavern and when i told him you're king now he was like lmfao who gaf" and bolingbroke is like "FUUUUUUUUCK i hate that piece of shit. BUT it's not joever yet, hopefully things will be better soon! 😊☝️" and then aumerle enters to beg for his life after his plot to assassinate bolingbroke got uncovered

[lipstickhamlet]

shakespeare's julius caesar if it was WOKE:

julius XE/XER

mark antoNEOPRONOUNS

ocTHEYvius caesar

DEIcus brutus

GAYus cassius longinus

marcus JUNEius brutus (pride month)

portiASIAN AMERICAN

[lipstickhamlet]

compilation of will wood lyrics that are bolingbroke core

[menecrates]

whatever. go my edit

[lipstickhamlet]

i think it's very fitting that jeremy irons played richard ii in the 80's before he played a deeply tortured and ridden with guilt henry iv in the hollow crown in the 2010s

[lipstickhamlet]

🫡

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[ganymede-time]

rip heated rivalry you should have been based on coriolanus instead of stucky fanfic. and you're barely even based on stucky.

[ganymede-time]

most coriolanus things about heated rivalry:

shane's relationship with his mom

that one shot where ilya slams shane into the boards during a game and then it cuts to them fucking

[ganymede-time]

rip heated rivalry you should have been based on coriolanus instead of stucky fanfic. and you're barely even based on stucky.