Life is a good adventure

[maladaptive-dreamer]

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

[teamleahclearwater]

Remember at the end of breaking dawn when Jacob protected Bella and renesmee from the wolves but didn’t imprint on her and went on to marry a human who made him happy and open his own mechanic shop then had a normal happy life, me too that was a great ending 😁

[bartagnanz-deactivated20231202]

The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene

[muresetivoire]

Its always "I love you" and never "you're like my own personal brand of heroin"

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[volturialice]

bella in twilight: edward is the best and kindest person I have ever met

edward in midnight sun: Sixteen Fun Ways to Slaughter Your Science Class

[talesfromthecrypts]

me when someone sits next to me on public transportation

[geniejackman]

It’s very final 3 seasons of Game of Thrones how stupidly easy it seems to be for all the main characters to zip back and forth to Canada/Gilead/No-Man’s Land, when crossing the boarder was a huge difficulty in the past and required tons of planning. 🤣

[mikerowave-writes]

me when patrick page showed up as white capitalist man #1 in In the Heights

[geniejackman]

June putting up all the walls while at the same time not respecting anyone else’s boundaries (Emily) is really fucking rich. As Moira says, trauma is a bumpy fucking road, but jesus.

[onlytwitterpics]

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[a-magpie-witchling]

This post has 669.069 notes and I take that as a sign

[uncrytears-deactivated20220304]

Hera: Who are you?

Literally any demigod: A child of Zeus

Hera: Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[superdodirty]

it ok to not be ready

[acceptanceineveryshade]

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

[lilacbreastedroller]

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

[mind-breaker]

It is ok to say no

[mytholympia]

How Zeus really thinks of his elaborate punishments

*Hera finds out about one of Zeus’ affairs*

Hera: I could kill you right now!

Zeus: Good thing I’m immortal!

Hera: Then, I’m going to chain you to a mountain and send an eagle to eat your liver each time it grows back!

Zeus, writing on a notepad: ...That’s a good idea. What else?

Hera: -And then I’m going to force you to push a boulder up a hill for the rest of eternity!

[persephade-s]

How relieved he is when he made her stay- I- it makes me feel a lot of things