Turn around Queen, the audience is behind you

i'm a just a guy (he/him) trying to be the most autistic and sexy man in scotland https://instagram.com/ganymedepog

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I cant stop coming back to this tweet

[super-affection]

who wore it better

[super-affection]

[bi-astolfo]

when she wears your clothes the next morning

[transmechanicus]

they added Bill Nye to FGO??

[lapithae]

[tamamita]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[stupit]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[fanonical]

stardew valley: a witch cursed my house, so now i have a Dark Chicken who lays Evil Eggs. this does not negatively impact me at all

[eldhuug]

This is the single funniest thing I've read in my fucking life

[hetrez]

Alright kids we've won 2024 everyone can just go home.

[androidboy]

no one ever lets me be friends with their mom 😔

[androidboy]

friend’s mom checking up on me bc she adores me? i get a text from friend saying “STOP TEXTING MY MOTHER”. sister’s partner’s mom has similar interests as me? we have to play telephone through our respective family members bc asking for phone numbers gets an “absolutely not.” coworker’s mom is obsessed with all the shows that i am and is a chronic rewatcher as well? “no. NO. you are not gonna be tv watch buddies with my mom. that’s NOT happening.”

no one lets me have any fun

[androidboy]

this is still so funny to me

[androidboy]

i’ve been left unsupervised with a mom’s phone number

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[noelle-ism]

A beautiful meeting of the minds.... i bet theyre discussing something like SITTING or HAPPY

[yeehawpim]

we go together Is a surreal slice-of-life webcomic by Pim updated three times a week

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

one of my #1 most quoted tweets of all time only has 40 retweets

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

i love you sapphic white boy

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[sillyman-justgoofy]

[gaytanic-panic]

this is printed out and pinned all over the walls at Tesla factories

[mouthpressure]

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[important-animal-images]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

this awesome puppy cut the flan

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[hiveswap]

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

[hiveswap]

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

[galactic-mystics-writes]

"Old friend" (we were friends once.)

"Old friend" (maybe even lovers once)

"Old friend" (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

"Old friend" (who left first? I dont remember now)

"Old friend" (the only thing i do remember)

"Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)

"Old friend" (but it does rot)

[hiveswap]

Woah hi hello