Garage منفلتة Magdalena

try me

[sseaworn]

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

[rainbowtalks]

this is funny and awful at the same time

[splendude]

since old commercials are a thing now here’s one that was one of my favourites as a kid

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[aaaanaya]

I just watched this 20 times and I’m crying 😭.

[babyanimalgifs]

[goangelstrong-deactivated201807]

Wet baby

[southernbitchface]

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

[novembersol]

Look at that smile

[dynastylnoire]

They are like furry hippos

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

[neutralbacteria]

[1andonlyjayjay]

I wasn’t ready. 😂😂😂

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[sobeitjay2]

Marshawn’s reaction after learning the British slang

[deebott]

I’m in a bad mood and this helped

[mjiyn-deactivated20181203]

One of these is not like the others

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[hexeosis]

[doggosource]

[great-tweets]

oof.

[yummyfoooooood]

[medusabraids]

[evilrashida]

This is such a cute color on her 🐍

[met-egyptian-art]

Thoth Amulet, Egyptian Art

Gift of Darius Ogden Mills, 1904 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Green Faience

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/552689

[chrissongzzz]

Shawty has a whole luggage between her boobies😂😂

[thabootyscholar]

Did this bitch pull a 380 out her damn titties