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aya | 27 | meme trash | listen here schmucks i have been through every possible phase on this hellsite and i dont give a dingus anymore so here's every cursed post i reblog please enjoy bye

[antiloquist]

hey unsuur how does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker in sandrock

[garbachu]

patiently waiting for a mod, no matter how wonky, that changes gortash's ending and lets me at least keep him alive as durge, ME3 'happy ending mod' style, so i can maybe finish that route in peace

[waffelteufel]

[red-nightskies]

Holy burning hand of wrath

[suntamer]

I'm going to be thinking about this for the foreseeable future.

[noisykk]

It's not kiss time yet~

[lyonelwhoretent]

Baldur's gate 3 fandom be like:

[hai1ne]

Gortash doodle I just pulled out my ass. Homeboy’s floating

I want to cosplay him but I got no clue where dafuq I’m supposed to get the time to make the clothes.

[pinnithin]

enver gortash fascinates me from the perspective of his relationship with the dark urge because like, as far as i know his alliance with them is one of the very few he didn’t actively despise. the guy was sold into slavery by his own parents (who tried to justify it by saying their child was a hateful monster and anyone would have done the same) and spent his formative years employed by a devil who gets off on gratuitous levels of suffering and manipulation. and then once he's escaped that and built himself up so he can never be used and enslaved again he meets this bhaalspawn who also had to adapt and survive a violent and manipulative environment for years by becoming the monsters who raised them.

gortash sees how the dark urge has risen to command armies and slaughter hundreds in the same way he outfoxed raphael and ruthlessly controls the people in his employ, and after earning and owning his reputation as a tyrant heres another person who might actually have like, a shared lived experience. not exactly a friend, because people like them can't afford to have friends, but someone who at least understands. and he willingly works with them on this plan to enslave the sword coast and agrees to share power with them.

and then orin lobotomizes them, puts a tadpole in their head, and leaves them for dead at moonrise.

like, can you imagine. youre working with the first person you see eye to eye with and prooooobably arent plotting to actively sabotage (or, at least would hesitate to do so) and the rug just gets yanked out from under them by their own sister, and now you're stuck with her because the plan still has to move along. and as the days go by a group of adventurers start to screw up your plot right when baldur's gate is within your grasp, and you learn that among them is your old almost-friend who you actually liked and respected - and they have no memory of you whatsoever. oh, and on top of that they're rolling with people you've actively fucked over and want to kick your ass.

did it hurt for him to learn this? did he ever think about how things could have been different? did he think, you were supposed to be my ally, my friend, someone who actually understands that becoming a monster is the only way to keep yourself safe and in control. we were going to rule together. and now you're ride or die with this squad of people you've only known for a few weeks at best, and you want me dead. you don't even remember me. you don't even remember yourself.

[deadrlngers]

call me caravaggio the way i'd paint him like penitent magdalene (c.1594-95) 👨‍🎨

[fenriswine]

boob window exist for a reason

[fassina]

There was NO NEED to have him look down at her like this. NO NEED.

[nekrosmos]

My turn to make silly little memes

[meowkavian]

Gortash is hot! Accept it! He’s a literal goth hunk who can’t seem to tie his shirts. He’s voiced by literal acting god Jason Isaacs. He has a cool gauntlet. He’s polite and tyrannical, sly and cordial, everything people want in a villain, and people are literally getting hate for saying he’s attractive??? The hell???

[laubritterblurface]

Very frustrated to see how everyone's lusting over their chosen companion while I only get teased with super horny comments from Gortash but we can't even unite in flesh to seal our pact.

[milton-chamberlain]

I tolerate with Orin, but I liked you...

[psychiclounge]

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what i'm getting out of this is that gale Loves sneaking around, yeah?