tomfoolery is my hobby

Shannon. Disabled silicon valley housewife. I knit, I nerd, I've been losing thumbwars to my partner for a decade.

[ryebreadgf]

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

[ahedderick]

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

[greelin]

cptsd kind of annoying. Release me

[amazoogle]

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

[chromaticabrasions]

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

[amazoogle]

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

[megmca]

Finished.

Seven years.

40 pattern pages.

140400 stitches.

And if I never see another beige thread again it will be too soon.

Probably never going with 16 count Aida again either.

[bookshopcrow]

This is incredible and needs more love ❤️

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother

[covid-safer-hotties]

Source

[foreveriallyzombified]

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

[foreveriallyzombified]

now something bad is happening

[foreveriallyzombified]

jesus christ

[foreveriallyzombified]

he falled down

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

I think that ancient peoples had trampolines and razor scooters but they were extremely reserved and somewhat shy about them

[sapphling]

ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.

[ryan-sometimes]

As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:

I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.

I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.

I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.

This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today