welcome to my personal timesink

your dad thinks im really interesting

[whitepeopletwitter]

[constable-frozen]

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

The princesses:

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[mellowhero]

I high-key hate this so much

[nameiscorey]

I was on my computer and still waited

[birdschoolforbirds]

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

[birdschoolforbirds]

[ob2komario-blog]

Fact:

They actually did that.

[the-emef]

cannot. stop. laughing.

[kazzakuu]

I wholeheartedly support this idea

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

I love this

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[aidashakur]

BITCH IM WEAKKK, my nosey ass

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Southern people

[candiikismet]

WHO DID THIS?! 😂😂😂

[supersexygamergirl]

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

[memescomedy]

[deepnightdetective-deactivated2]

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

[mechuthaa]

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

[90skid-com]

[klubbhead]

[silenthill]

[silenthill]

[cartel]

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

[exposedteasemodels]

[jazzedforthefall]

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

[knightsolaireofthesun]

There was a dragon attack last session

[knightsolaireofthesun]

This is the gecko of good luck. Reblog for prosperity and natural 20’s

[queen-haiz]

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner

when her bf broke up with her they were supportive

when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.

her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study

when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

[deviousdiggy]

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.