Good And Okay

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[garbodude]

Here’s Pizza after our trip to Wilson Castle in Vermont! We had a lovely time, and Pizza was so well behaved- and absolutely doted on by everybody we met.

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[yellbug]

it was genuinely so disorienting to be a child during the moment in time when salvia was legal especially an extremely sheltered child like i wasn't allowed to watch hannah montana but i knew that salvia was a drug you could buy at the gas station that made you feel like a doorknob. people were still trying to give me american girl dolls. i was like gosh i suppose i ought not to fuck around with salvia

[time-traveling-fetus]

oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

[prokopetz]

I want to meet the person who was given the job of designing the communications standard which allows real-time three way calling between a telephone, a crystal ball, and an oracular parrot.

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[the-punforgiven]

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[blackmagicbambii]

All the Wikipedia editors, and everyone else, right now:

[enki2]

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[ralfmaximus]

Fae experience

[aughtpunk]

I need everyone to know that I worked at Six Flags Great Adventure when these ads were huge and they had someone there dressed up as the old man wearing a latex old man mask that completely covered their head and you could get your picture taken with them

And every time I'd pass by the booth on the way to my station I'd see that poor worker dressed in a full suit wearing that latex mask dancing their heart out under the full heat of the summer sun and know that for at least one person hell was real

[2020knives]

[csny]

[thesituation]

[berardbro]

entry for Happy Hunting!: A Monster Hunter Zine

[depsidase]

[the-hwaelweg]

Sometimes I have what I call "New Towel Blindness," which is basically where I forget I'm an adult with adult money that I can exchange for goods and services I would like, like say new towels instead of continuing to use my grandparents' hand-me-down towels they gave me when they downsized and I was in college.

And it is definitely one of those things exacerbated by growing up poor and then being a super poor twentysomething, but I think it's something many of us fall into.

Anyway today I bought a bra that doesn't cause my boobs physical pain, a purse in my style instead of continuing to use the poorly sized not-my-style purse I'd been gifted, and joined a gym because I remembered I can just give someone money in exchange for them teaching me how to lift weights instead of thinking "gosh strength training would be good to do as my body ages I wish I knew how."

[ekjohnston]

Sheets, towels, PILLOWS (omg REPLACE YOUR PILLOWS), socks, doormats, tea towels, bras, cutlery (sometimes)

[vinceaddams]

At my previous apartment I spent months plugging in my bedside lamp every night and unplugging it the next morning because using the nearest plug made the cord stretch across the middle of the room. Then I remembered extension cords exist and I went and got one for $5 and it was great.

Sometimes you don't even need to spend money to improve things, they just need to be rearranged! At my current place I don't like setting my water glass down on the hard stone bathroom counter top, so I'd been balancing it on a tin of ointment, but then I remembered I have coasters.