Dorian Pavus Protection Squad

boni // they/them // nd // video games tbh

[antoniporowski]

Every time Fireflies by Owl City come on my phone

[ilikedogs]

[carverhawke]

I think my favorite part about dai is that iron bull, a professional spy whose name literally means liar, is like “I’m not even gonna TRY lying to something called the inquisition they’ll definitely find out” and blackwall, the guy who barely even knows the grey warden motto, is like “yeah I can pull this off”

[old--lumina]

[bwopo-blog]

she

[misangremellama]

POTUS

Pendejo of the United States

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[e-lodicolo]

[animentality]

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[jinkies-binx]

3ds: [battery light continues flashing]

me, still hastily grabbing for the charger in the dark: I KNOW STOP SCREAMING

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[protom-lad]

Yeah some dude pulled out this katana and jumped up really high and cut the entire got-damn moon in half it was fucking sick

[super-affection]

[bosmerbutt]

[chekhov]

[babymomther]

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

[gardenofthedas-blog]

my neurotypical parents: you have "your ocd" so you should know how annoying it is to me when you don't hang up your clean clothes

me, a suffering obsessive compulsive: (((((:

[noise2010]

[uselessnacho-deactivated2019040]

from what level of hell was this retrieved?