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its tough out there but so am i
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
on my shit about the word twink again.
do not assume that it is gender affirming to call a trans man a twink. especially when you just mean āfeminine manā
god made balls to be played with
let's play
inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months
gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesnāt touch two walls ill die
Barricade the door
great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !
So if I make a video about how to legitimately sedate a werewolf, should the tone be:
- Like a legitimate veterinary medicine lecture
- A monster hunterās quick and rough notes
- Detached/Retired academic assuming youāre about to do something stupid
Or something else?
found footage horror film
the further i get from my school ywears the more it sinks in just how truly Weird and even Scary the pledge was even though i had already Known on like an intellectual level that it was weird back then. but like its just truly fucked up huih. like im picturing it now like Hey lets interrupt class time to. stand up and look at The Classroom Flag and Swear Fealty. and of course nobody means any of it it becomes so so incredibly rote but like then that just becomes the Thing about it. i have to think really hard about it to even parse what it means because its just sounds to me after like a decade of hearing it five times a week. honest to god i opened www.tumblr.com/new/text to do a shitpost like nornal but then this all just escaped out ofmne when i thought too hard about it. stay safe out there. jeez
truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain
magnificent
This was the best scene in the whole series
Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.
a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing
but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds
(From Netflixās Castlevania, which is excellent.)
I love this show and this scene but also it just makes me think of this
Destroyer of confidence
So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel itās a good time to point out that itās perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
Breaking the law, even an unjust law, has consequences that not all can afford. But also a very large number of us are also very stupid, or very confused, or very lazy, and so itās not unreasonable that someone at the bottom of the chain of command might make a typo, or misplace some paperwork, or leave a Friday afternoon email for Monday morning.
When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didnāt fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?
You also gotta not brag about it. Keep your political opinions on the down low. Be noncommittal or ignorant or undecided. Say things like āIāve never heard of thatā, āwhere did you hear that?ā or āthatās interesting, I heard a conflicting story from here, how weirdā. Never be outwardly confidant of what you know. When there is a silence, donāt fill it- leave the space and let the other fill it for you. Thatās how you get information, thatās how you find sources, thatās how you reduce the value of anything others get out of you.
Virtue signalling by wearing pins and ribbons and loudly declaring your place is not safe in some environments. It will place scrutiny on you and everything you touch. Nobody believes the guy who says āfuck my boss and everything he stands forā scratches the bossās car by accident, even if it is an accident.
If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.
waking up with a boner and rubbing that shit against the bed probably feels good as fuck !!!! AND IāLL NEVER KNOW WHAT ITāS LIKE
*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*
I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square
okay what the fuck
There is so much beauty in the world.
12 year old me discovering yaoi