I Gotta Shift Into Blueberry Mode

"The world is bigger than I, even bigger than you. It laughs at all the things we think we know." Occasional nsfw, 18+ only, 30s, She/Her

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[raviollies]

everytime i post anything OC related this image flashes before my eyes

[threedollarsdotcom]

hr says we gotta start doing kissing girls training

[my-maehem]

Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet

Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…

Gallery Quality Prints

I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—

[makkuromurasaki]

I give you Astarion Ancunin, the cunty magistrate

For #magstarionweek

alternate version under the cut

[dandydanthelion]

i made this

[greelin]

doesn’t everyone want to get stabbed (sexual style). thought that was just normal. Surely we all feel this.

[scissorsaint]

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

[pavusprince]

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got 2 hours of sleep last night. im grumpy, sad, feel like im rotting. and i gotta go deal with the post office now bc they’re apparently holding my mail. im just fucking tired

[minty-mori]

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[goth-queen]

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[lutethebodies]

No, you just spent too much time trying to reconcile three different unreliable Faerun maps (and the scale from one of them) to try and determine if the guess of "a tenday's walk, maybe?" by Elegis the tiefling gatekeeper (herself an unreliable source for umpteen reasons) was anywhere near accurate.

Not to mention trying to make other errata work like Swen Vincke allegedly saying (if Reddit is to be believed, which, lolololol) the Nautiloid crash site was "200 miles east of Baldur's Gate" when by your halfassed photoshoppery that distance clearly shows Elturel at that location.

Never mind that this also leaves aside the fact that BG3's in-game calendar condenses the entire trek from Moonrise Towers to Wyrm's Lookout to one measly in-game day. Seriously, though, how in Oghma's Orifice is anyone supposed to know the actual time it takes to traverse the fuckin' Western Chionthar?

I guess it's too bad that not everyone can be a cartographer who actually cares about shit like this when worldbuilding their own homebrew fantasy maps. Fuckin' Realmslore, dude. It's such abject garbage.

(by this scale and my English-major's math, it's supposedly, and very roughly, 4-6 days from Elturel to Baldur's Gate, assuming 15-22 minutes to walk one mile, 12 hours of daylight, and walking the distance only in daylight.)