a lesbian but like garfield

im a garfield lesbian she/it, adult

[garfieldbian]

october 2024. terfs begin to refer to themselves as MA (misogyny affected) and call anyone other than cis women ME (misogyny exempt)

[garfieldbian]

what happened to the shadows on the cave wall? you used to love the shadows on the cave wall

[pansyfemme]

bartender, one testosterone shot please. and a mascectomy, double

[garfieldbian]

YOU ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A MASCECTOMY

THEYRE GONNA TAKE OFF YOUR MASC

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lesbian traffic lights!

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lesbian traffic lights!

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important update:

the red light too!

[garfieldbian]

sapphic lights,,,,

[garfieldbian]

top one most annoying type of person: people who are weird about figurative usage of the word "literally"

[garfieldbian]

i meowta touch

i meowta tiiime

[garfieldbian]

the hardest part about it/its pronouns is the people who don't know when there's an apostrophe

[garfieldbian]

the second hardest part is getting anyone to actually call you it

[garfieldbian]

the hardest part about it/its pronouns is the people who don't know when there's an apostrophe

[powerburial]

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

[garfieldbian]

im scared

[garfieldbian]

no yeah dude this is totally a place of honor

follow me down to the basement, its where i keep the valuable objects and commemorate my esteemed deeds

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[garfieldbian]

no, who is a woman. what is non-binary, and i don't know is a man

[garfieldbian]

need fat butch cock or i will die

[garfieldbian]

to be clear. fat applies to both the butch and the cock

[garfieldbian]

need fat butch cock or i will die

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

mario party minigame

[garfieldbian]

tower defense

[garfieldbian]

people are seeing the resident evil mousegirl trend and immediately assuming its a sexual thing like have we learned nothing from the megapope incident

[garfieldbian]

you think birds ever hit a note really well and be like "fuck i nailed that one"