No Body Knows

🔥I hate it here🔥 but there’s nowhere 🔥else to go🔥

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

[therobotmonster]

If you gotta worry about a girl’s night then either your S/O isn’t trustworthy and you know it, or you’re paranoid and controlling, and in either case then you shouldn’t be in that relationship. 

Also, this still applies with platonic friends, too. Possessiveness and emotional abuse don’t have to include a romantic or sexual component.

[do-not-u-dare]

YES YES YES THE PART ABOUT THE PLATONIC FRIENDS.

[painfog]

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

[galaxy-foxx98-deactivated202401]

Big ass mood

[omtai]

if i was scotty id probably know

[redstonedust]

its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[queerspacepunk]

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[homunculus-argument]

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

[deadandwalking]

idk about this last one, transphobes can burst their appendix too my guy. don’t be a dick yeah but spread the word

[homunculus-argument]

Me at 17: ohh my god why do people who are barely even 30 start going on about being sooo old when I say I was born in -94, like ugh you don't even look old, nobody would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

Me at 31: [gets fucking blasted with 40 metric fucktons of psychic damage from scrolling tumblr and seeing a post by someone who was born in fucking 2005 and is married with two kids]

[puppybaby15]

[drewwwbydoobydoo]

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

[aliminalplace]

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

[tiggyloo]

good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

[proudace]

Important note: I’ve seen this flag going around on Reddit

I want to clarify that if you see this, it is still an ace flag, just with 1 more gradient.

The pedofile flag has 7 different colors and is dulled, this only has 5 stripes and the full bright colors

[thehumorousace]

thanks for the update!

[iheartchv]

Reblogging to keep minors away from pedos

[gibbish-anon-from-gell-deactiva]

I can't stress this enough, be SO fucking careful about who you talk to on here

[the-real-gmail]

Hey people, reblog this, and block anyone who uses these flags

[olliethefurry]

Please reblog this

[mollyc0ddles]

they're not pride flags; they're red flags. smash that reblog

[countingthestarsthings]

@scally-wiggles716 @random-fandom-chaos

[scallywiggles]

Thank you

[wisegirl42]

Please reblog this to protect minors!!

[the-l0ser-st4r]

@half-shadowgalra PLEASE REBLOG

[foolish-mother-ive-already-falln]

righty-O’ my brotha’ from another motha’

[stxrrstruckk]

reblog like your life depends on it

[foggymvp]

Relogs save them

[redstonedust]

i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[daggerdoggy]

curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[discount-goth-grill]

I thought to myself, while doing it.

[mittenfoot]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead