Lord Garmadon, the evil warlord over Ninjago!!

Taking over Ninjago as of rn... so far it is a work in progress thanks to that annoying Green Ninja... (jk, it's me @KittenNinja14)

[garmadaddylikey]

Greetings, peasants. It is I, Lord Garmadon!

YOU ALL WILL BOW TO YOUR NEW LEADER!!! (It's me, btw)

So one of my henchmen, @kittenninja14, recommended me this social platform to spread my evilness.

MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Soon I will take over Ninjago City!! (once I defeat that pesky Green Ninja)

BUT NOW I SHALL TAKE OVER TUMBLR!!!

MWAHAHAHA!!!!

Soon all of you lowlifes will learn to serve me, Lord Garmadon!!!

(what's my name?)

GARMADONNNN!!!!

Anyway, here I shall post my life stuff. You know... like get famous or viral or whatever it's called.

Might even post some fan art that my beloved lovers have made of me!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[kittenninja14]

theoretically, if you were to get a pretty knife for the occasionally, how would it be decorated? What type of knife would it be

it would be a regular kitchen knife bc I don't have to money to by anything fancy, lolll.

Happy Ides of March to you as well my mysterious friend

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[garmadaddylikey]

Pftttt!!! Hahaaa!! Henchman, this is why I hired you!!!

[fluffy-flightz-deactivated20240]

currently losing it

[garmadaddylikey]

Dang, I look good in the 2nd pic, lol. The 3rd looks cool as well...

BUT WHY IN THE WORLD DO I LOOK LIKE THAT IN THOSE OTHER PICS!??!?!?

AND BIGGER QUESTION:

WHERE IN THE 16 REALMS DID YOU GET THOSE PICS!??!?

Also... I'm positively sure u edited the 6th pic.

No shot I actually look like that.

Also... like. I get that you're a fan. Honestly, I believe I should promote you as my new cameraman or something, but like.... this is starting to get creepy, lol.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely flattered by your devotion to me, but like... are you from the future?

Because I'm positively sure that I haven't worn that straw hat in like 100 years.

Soo...?

WAIT

Is there a movie about me that I have no clue about that shows what will happen in the future?

Because if so... THEN I AM FAMOUS, BABYY!!!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[showgirltv]

would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

[garmadaddylikey]

Hmmm.... I would totally volunteer... What do you say, my beloved henchman, @kittenninja14?

[kittenninja14]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

No offense, Lord G.... but like u are a horrible father to your own son. So NO. I'm good. I'll leave my (future) kids to Zane, thx.

[garmadaddylikey]

I have a son?

[kittenninja14]

My point exactly

[garmadaddylikey]

Hmp... rudee

[kittenninja14]

Am I wrong tho?

[garmadaddylikey]

...

[kittenninja14]

exactly.

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[garmadaddylikey]

Totally not me starting a Tumblr war with my EX-General #3!!!

For all of you wondering why I am planning to fire @wisteriixa, here's the post: THE UTTER DISRESPECT

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[garmadaddylikey]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My beloved General #3!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

PEASANTS!!!! MY BELOVED GENERAL #3, @wisteriixa, HAS RELENUISHED HER ROLE AS GENERAL #3!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And the worst news? It's all because of my henchman, @kittenninja14!

Apparently, Cassidy and KN are friends... but guess what??!?! 😭

My stupid henchman spoiled PJO for my General #3

BECAUSE OF THAT, MY BELOVED GENERAL #3 IS NOW GONEEEE!!! 😭

Well... I guess it's good news for all of y'all... I may get myself a new General #3...

[kittenninja14]

My dear, Lord Garmadon... I am so sorry.... I swear I never meant for this to happen... Please forgive me..

I promise I will never make you cry again!!

[garmadaddylikey]

EXCUSE ME!??!?!? WHERE IN THE SIXTEEN REALMS DID U GET THAT PIC!!!!

HENCHMAN!! I AM THIS CLOSE TO FIRING YOU!!!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[wistrical]

i am disgusted. i am revolted. i dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior lord garmadon, and THIS is the thanks i get?!?!?!?!?!

kittenninja14… i can’t believe you would put me on the recommendation letters to be lord garmadon’s general #3… how can i ever trust you again…….

[garmadaddylikey]

Excuse me?!!? WHAT!??!?!

You were barely my General #3 for a mere couple of days. You weren't even my General #3 for a WEEK?!??!

Be thankful I even gave you a post of farewell!! *angrily crosses arms*

ANd leave my henchman out of this!! It was a privilege and an honor to be recommended!!

YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?

IF I SEE YOU EVER AGAIN, I WILL FIRE YOU MYSELF!!!

Can't believe I wasted my tears on you

[garmadaddylikey]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My beloved General #3!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

PEASANTS!!!! MY BELOVED GENERAL #3, @wisteriixa, HAS RELENUISHED HER ROLE AS GENERAL #3!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And the worst news? It's all because of my henchman, @kittenninja14!

Apparently, Cassidy and KN are friends... but guess what??!?! 😭

My stupid henchman spoiled PJO for my General #3

BECAUSE OF THAT, MY BELOVED GENERAL #3 IS NOW GONEEEE!!! 😭

Well... I guess it's good news for all of y'all... I may get myself a new General #3...

[kittenninja14]

My dear, Lord Garmadon... I am so sorry.... I swear I never meant for this to happen... Please forgive me..

I promise I will never make you cry again!!

[garmadaddylikey]

EXCUSE ME!??!?!? WHERE IN THE SIXTEEN REALMS DID U GET THAT PIC!!!!

HENCHMAN!! I AM THIS CLOSE TO FIRING YOU!!!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[garmadaddylikey]

GENERAL RANKINGS

(written in Ninjargon)

WELL, WELL, WELL!!!

Looks like it's time for the long-awaited General Rankings of the Garma-empire!! MWAHHAHAHAA!!!!

General #1 is *drum roll ps* @kingxgarm

General #2 is @rinkunokoisuru

And last but not least, my General #3 is @wisteriixa

These generals seem to be the most involved in the spreading and conquering of the Garma-empire and were one of the first to join our cause of conquering Tumblr!!

But remember my faithful followers, if you fail to serve the Garma-empire, as well as me... you are FIRED!! 🌋

As well as all of you, peasants!!! Who knows... maybe you can become a general as well. Spread the word: the Garma-empire will RISE and CONQUER TUMBLR!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[miyusketches]

Smith sibling content 🙏✨

[garmadaddylikey]

YES!!! MY SON KNOWS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE!!!

YOU HERE THAT PEASANTS?!?!? MY SON IS IN PART OF THE GARMA-EMPIRE AS WELL!!

wait what? my son has teeth?

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[kairokust]

Movie!Misako and Garmadon definitely did something wrong... Life's hard when your husband is a villain, huh?

// I know that a lot of people in Ninjago fandom don't like the film, but I ironically saw the movie first sO----

[garmadaddylikey]

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!

SHE'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I LOST HER!!!! <33333

#KokesIStillLoveYou

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

[garmadaddylikey]

SAVE THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW!!! YOUR EVIL WARLORD DEMANDS OF IT!!!!

Also. Check out @nickelwick's fic called Shogun: Becoming

Bye.

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and