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[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[artdecielle]

two dementors having their government mandated smoke break or whatever, asking the real questions.

[thatgirlonstage]

………….OP I’m losing my goddamn mind, I never thought about this

[rissa-posts]

[ikimaru]

more memes than you wanted to remember, all the memes I could handle to compile

[fast-and-fit-sam]

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

[motivationforfitness]

Shoelace Voodoo

[coconuts-and-crunches-deactivat]

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

[thededfa]

Oh! I’ll have to try this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thotticus-binch]

this is lexus december to remember erasure

[deathtokillian]

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

[deathtokillian]

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

This actually reminded me to take my meds, thank you

[world-of-cats]

Source

[fortooate]

[d0esntmakesense]

Do you realise how much butters loves you!!??!

[antiandrogen]

lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wife 

she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on top 

adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demon…

…go off 

[antiandrogen]

i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass who’d rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized… or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys

[chubby-bunnies]

this is so important. 

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

I wonder how different shit would be if Adam attempting to rape Lilith was the “original sin” instead of Eve eating the apple. 

[hulminat-deactivated20180512]

That last comment hit me hard…

[larpsandtherealgirl]

Sometimes… demons… are better

[andletforsakendidodie]

[omghotmemes]

Head of security

[rebel-potato]

GIVE 👏HIM 👏 A👏 RAISE👏

[thekindlygrammarfairy]

Can we talk about how cool this is? Cats are evolutionary predisposed to really like watching places from a vantage point. Domestic cats do this via windows, and wild cats do this by climbing trees or hiding in caves. (Hence why cats like boxes). This cat took that just one step further, by using surveillance tech (something cats, again, are amazing at) to monitor many vantage points at once. This is not only a great example of technology creating winners (the cat) and losers (the mouse) but of how technology often creates unexpected outcomes.  Maybe humans are the smartest animals on the planet, but we’re generalists. We’ll never beat specilists, like cats, at what they do best.

[the-leoqueen]

I’ve always wonder what might have happened if before A Single Pale Rose, Steven wandered into a jewelry shop and struck up a conversation with the person behind the counter. “Oh yeah I’m pretty familiar with gems myself, I even have one embedded in my stomach” and he lifts up his shirt to reveal his gem stone which makes the jeweler bend down to examine it and goes “why that’s a mighty fine diamond you have there” and Steven is just like

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

[bunniope]

great! i love horror movies!

[pointnclickadventuregame]

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[catsbeaversandducks]

[tattoosga]

[pompouspersephone]

Y’all wish that was the case.

The best case scenario for most of y’all is looking like 

[somecutething]

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

video description: a tiny, tubby orange and white kitten is rolling around on a patterned blanket. someone approaches him with an appropriately small brush and attempts to groom him, succeeding in brushing his side and tummy but then having to field his clumsy attempts at smacking the brush. he is so cute it is criminal.

[byjove]

I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898

[byjove]

Images with high levels of Bertie Wooster energies:

[lapsedgoth]

vintage "me and the lads are absolutely sauced rn"

[byjove]

my boy Eugene has two glasses of absinthe and thinks it’s hot to stand on Eustice as though he were a table