viva la pluto

I have not had one coherent thought in my entire life but im always happy to chat. 27 y/o

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have some crazy family lore

yes

no

no but i know someone else's crazy family lore

results

Voting ended onJun 3

[writingdose]

[pyrosex]

“This character isn’t a trans man” but they should be

[doberbutts]

"This character isn't a trans man" says you. I'm giving him testosterone injections as we speak.

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Accusing my friend who makes 18 dollars an hour of letting the fucking money change him

[alicent-florent]

duuuuuuh John keep up 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[deathwestrn]

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

[twilika]

First Pokémon Partners

[pie-bean]

The yappers

[pie-bean]

The yapping continues through the night

[flythesail]

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

[lakewood-island]

a good day for catching fish! 🎣

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[violetsorengail]

fourth wing ch. 11 // iron flame ch. 45

ridoc screaming with his whole chest: did you all know my good friend violet she's so talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before-

[freebroccoli]

Me, accumulating worldly possessions: this is awesome!

Me, moving worldly possessions: this blows!

[girlbossboytoy]

monthly reminders for transmascs in nsfw spaces

1. you don’t have to bottom

2. if/when you do bottom, you don’t have to do PIV

3. yes, even if you think it would be easier or your partner(s) would prefer you do PIV

4. anal is really hot and not as hard as you think

5. anal feels good even without a prostate

6. you don’t have to be submissive

7. if/when you choose to be submissive, you don’t have to be feminized, misgendered, or degendered

8. it’s really hot to be degraded and humiliated and weak and pathetic while fully embodying a male role

9. topping is really fun and you are allowed to do it

10. you can top without using a strap if you get creative about it

11. you should probably try topping if you never have, even if you don’t think you’d like it

12. domming is really fun and you are allowed to do it

13. it is not selfish or delusional to exclusively use male terms for your anatomy. your penis doesn’t have to be a clit or even a t dick unless that’s what you like

14. it is not selfish to keep clothes on during sex. you should be dressed in the way that is most comfortable to you

15. you’re hot and i love you <3

[i-llbedammned]

got me a packer today. I wish I could brag about things like that to people but there is no way to go "hey want to see my cock?" without it being weird.

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.