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Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

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sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

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@garnier-fx there’s another one!

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A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

Source Source 2

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You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

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chaotic good

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my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

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SO CUTE

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The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

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Other doodles from my Instagram, this time featuring my Warden Queen Gilly Cousland and Alistair! She’s very short and very angry and likes double wielding swords.

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"Love Never Dies" drinking game

Take a shot every time someone says “beautiful”.

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I got my stomach pumped

"Love Never Dies" drinking game

Take a shot every time someone says "beautiful".

#phantom of the opera #poto #lnd #andrew lloyd webber #love never dies #love never daaes

meowoofau

purina tidy cats lightweight litter causes health problems

Purina tidy cats lightweight litter has caused serious health issues in cats. They include wheezing, bloody nose, bloody urine and respiratory problems. If you are currently using this product, please keep a close eye on your feline’s health. Please consider avoiding purchasing this product if possible as it is not worth the risk.

This isn’t the first time a Purina product has been reported to adversely affect pets, we posted earlier this year that Beneful is facing a class action lawsuit for the death of 4,000 dogs.

As parents of furchildren, we need to be more aware of the food and products we give our babies and not be blinded by big budget campaigns and advertisements from giant pet brands. They may claim to have our pets’ best interests at heart but that is not always the case.

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Every single one of you, please please reblog this to help inform others.

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Actually gonna reblog this to my main blog because this should get more exposure

afniel

Be careful, pet owners, this is not a hoax. Some of the Amazon reviews are painful and sickening to read, this stuff is so damaging to pets. Don’t buy it, don’t let others buy it.

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I literally just bought this at the store today. I will promptly return it.

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Fair warning, this product is, in my experience, really, really terrible for people who have asthma or any kind of respiratory problems as well.

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from the MSDS (material safety data sheet), purina tidy cats lightweight litter shouldn’t even be around humans for long periods.

it contains perlite which is an industrial insulator. also silica and bentonite, which if fine enough are respiratory hazards.

From the MSDS sheet:

Dust may be irritating to skin, eyes and nasal passages.

Maintaining occupation exposures to dust to levels less than the occupational exposure levels are recommended to minimize the potential for silicosis, respiratory tract, eyes and skin irritation.

Health Hazard – Carcinogenicity

Inhalation: Short Term: Dust may irritate the nasal passages. Long Term: Breathing small particles can be hazardous to lungs. This product contains crystalline silica in extremely small amounts. Crystalline silica in high concentrations can cause lung disease.

Even the MSDS sheet says you need to be in a well ventilated area and minimize exposure if using. That alone is a red flag.