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valentine🐛 🤍❤️

[lovebugv1]

a caterpillar inches across your keyboard typing this url into your browser

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[sport-news-daily]

it seems every sport was real after all.

unless... It's ai ?

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[cetitanhasmoved]

I JUST HAD SEX WITH GRAN TURISMO 4?!

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[bugkeeping]

why he standing like this...

[lovebugv1]

[legofemme]

Shitty comic day i didnt forget you this year

[legofemme]

If you reblog this and are in the tags going Well i dont like X bug/bugs for Y reason 'but i still agree with the sentiment' you are exactly who im talking about. If you feel the need to say that preceeding support then you dont actually agree 😭 im going to gore your eyes out 😭😭 thats what the post is about 😭😭😭

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?