i don’t hate garrus

[everythingfox]

“I had to shovel a path in the yard so I don’t lose my dog”

(via)

[biowareproblems]

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[kakyoiin]

[carmybearzattos]

sorry this is all i saw when i saw richie

[gaystation4]

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[assiraphales]

petition that instead of making new lord of the rings films they should just re release the original trilogy in theaters. have world premieres. press tours and interviews with the cast. new lines of official merchandise. drop unseen content and behind the scenes footage. I promise we will all go ballistic

[enoughtohold]

another wonderful transcription from google. i would go to the depeche mode dental office

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

[miyukihoshizora]

Pokémon trainers be like “omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist”

[beastieboysmessageboard]

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[murphfight]

isnt it insane that merry and pippin spent like the span of weeks apart in different countries and immediately made new besties whose lives they save in their final battles. like merry strikes the blow on the witch king that lets eowyn kill him and pippin pulls faramir out of denethor's pyre. and then eowyn and faramir ended up marrying each other. isn't that wild. were merry and pippin conspiring in the houses of healing like hey i think my new best friend would be great with your new best friend how quickly do you think we can get them to fall in love. was there great hobbit cacophony when faramir kisses eowyn on the ramparts. i think yes.

[everythingfox]

Some quality armour

(via)

[doggosource]

[whatmyhobbiteyessee]

Me: I wonder what will happen if I pick this dialog option.