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How to Make the Perfect Homemade Pizza: Part II

Gary gary gary gary.... eats the Za

Follow this recipe and you’ll grow a beefy mustache 

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14 Perfectly Cheesy Wedding Ideas For Couples Obsessed With Pizza

To have and to fold. 🍕

I still don't see anything about marrying the pizza

#love #pizza #garythepizzaboy

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Finally, A Bath Bomb For Those Who Know Pizza Is A Lifestyle

It's cheesy in the best way possible.

No more prancing through the woods to lather on skunk spray until mom soaks me in the tomato bath... Papa John's Pizza

#pizza #party #bathtime #garythepizzaboy

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Jimmy Kimmel Launches A New Personal Crusade.. Against Pumpkin Spice Pizza

"I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to pick up your phones and call your senators again."

The only way to make a difference is to speak up. Contact your senators and make your voices heard, vote no to pumpkin spice pizza Jimmy Kimmel Live

#freedomofspeech #pizza #garythepizzaboy

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I teach you the secrets of the universe, Part II coming soon

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Gonna have to stock up on these shoes again 🔥 🍕 #PizzaLife #PlanetPizzaRidgefield #InCrustWeTrust #Pizza #🍕#RidgefieldCt #Ridgefield #203 #CTRestaurants #PlanetPizza #vans (at Planet Pizza)

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Artichoke Za is the cure for frowns #pizza #garythepizzaboy #foodporn (at New York, New York)

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Could Vegan Pizza Finally Be Good Enough for New Yorkers?

They're cheesy. They're greasy. The new wave of vegan pizza is not the stuff you tried at your local hippie café in 2003.

What is this space age technology?! Gary needs a scalp massage

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Teddy Boyle threw all night birthday fest, it was off the chain and everyone was invited. Lamps were broken, pools were skinny dipped, and a mountain of pizza lined the walls of his living room. At one point, Teddy’s #1 Bro, Carl, may have summoned the dark lord himself to light the bonfire. The ...

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Photo album

6 Celebrities shamelessly committing Pizza PDA

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Za from scratch 🍕 #pizza #foodgasm #foodporn #garypizzaboy #l4l #f4f #yummy (at New York, New York)

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How To Cut the Perfect Slice

One time uncle Gary delivered a stack of fresh pizza pies to a birthday party. After the crustomer opened the boxes, they unfortunately discovered that the pies had been cut into the standard 8 equal slices instead of their custom ordered 16 slices. How would the children fit a big person sized slice into their child sized mouths without the risk of pneumonia… it was a matter of life and death. Gary searched the pizza cart utility for the rolling cutter and returned without the knowledge of ancient slicing techniques. He clumsily chopped each slice, leaving behind the messiest pizzacre in modern history.

After 3 years of top secret underground development, a state of the art laser guided pizza cutter makes it’s first appearance on the googletubes. No more will you have to delicately shape your slices as laser precision guieds your hand through its destiny. All that you need to assemble your very own laser guided pizza cutter is a laser and a pizza cutter… and some velcro tape.

Step 1:

Apply velcro tape to the bottom of your laser

Step 2:

Apply velcro to the laser holdster on your pizza cutter

Step 3:

Attach laser to pizza cutter via velcro

Step 4:

Ready, Aim, SLICE!

And wammo you got yourself a perfectly divided Za. Your uncle Gary hasn’t unevenly slice up a single pie ever since the invention of his favorite pizza accessory. Direct message pictures of your very own laser guided pizza slices here to be featured by Gary’s Pizza Blog!

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Top 5 Occasions to Order a Pizza

Many of us wonder, “When is an appropriate occasion to order a pizza?.” Wonder no more, Gary the Pizza Boy is here to comfort you in your most vulnerable of times. Here is THE list of THE most appropriate times to acquire your very own bubbly Za:

1. Slumber Party

Sleeping over someone else’s house can put a heavy weight on the shoulders of any guest, and the best remedy is to counterbalance with 3-4 slices of pizza inserted directly into the belly.

2. Friday Night

It’s been a long week at school... Peter Brundlejar borrowed your pen and forgot to return it, Samantha Cartonherder stepped on your favorite salamander-camo sneakers slapping a tentacle shaped dirt mark right over the bridge of your foot, and your cousin Melvin mistook your tv dinner for a ham sandwich. Sit back, kick your feeties up, and hang tight until uncle Gary arrives with your heart’s prescription.

3. Halloween

The lights are flickering, the air smells of pumpkin patch, and little ghouls have taken to the streets in protest of snack sized candy bars. Why would anyone want to subject their temple to the horrors of this night. NO WAY JOSE! Simple… send Gary out on a pizza run while you snuggle up safe next to the kitchen knife set.

4.Babysitting

Sitting on a baby requires focus, concentration, and balance. Sounds impossible without a soul satisfying and nutritious meal.

5. Dinner

Who even bothers to eat mom’s lumpy casserole surprise while there’s a stack of cheesy pies at the tip of the table’s fingers. Send that noodle pie to the cleaners cause Gary’s here!