Rhymes with Carrot

Shower singer. Whiskey drinker. Older Kid w/ a Dream.

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She stopped Baby Groot dancing just long enough for me to snap this. 🌱 #sundayfunday #sunday #disneyland #guardiansofthegalaxy #nofilter #nofilterneeded #california #instagood (at Disney California Adventure Park)

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Happy WrestleMania Day! Now go out there and open a can of whoop ass. @wwe @steveaustinbsr #wrestlemania33 #wrestlemania #kayfabe #mark #heel #babyface #over

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Kicking off GaryttMania 31 week with some local craft brews at the Food and Wine Festival cuz I'm old enough to do what I want but young enough not to care about long term effects of getting morning buzzed. #disney #disneyland #birthday #adulting #brunch #disneygram #california #sundayfunday #fitness #fun (at Disney California Adventure Park)

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The Magic Kingdom directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. #silhouette #disney #disneyworld #water #boat #portrait #mickey #mickeymouse #photography #photooftheday (at Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom)

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Me for the next 3+ hours. #superbowl #nervous #whiskey #patriots #football #superbowl51 #sundayfunday #sports #nfl

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When you're eating brunch and SURPRISE YOU'RE NOW IN THE REVENANT! 🐻🍳 #brunch #disneyland #breakfast #lunch #bear #grizzly #leo #help

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Homemade Antipasti. Buon Appetito. 🇮🇹 #homemade #antipasti #mozzarella #prosciutto #tomato #bread #artichoke #pesto #basil #cooking #chef #homecooking #food #foodporn #foodie #instafood #foodpics #newyear

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A trip to NYC during the holidays doesn't count unless you capture the tree. #rockcenterxmas #nyc #newyork #rockefellercenter #christmas #xmas (at Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree)

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The first Star Wars film I saw as a kid was Return of the Jedi. I was bored. Growing up I found all of the Star Wars films to be underwhelming. As an adult I've grown to appreciate them. However... Rogue One is the Star Wars film I have waited for my entire life. #theatre #film #movies #cinema #starwars #rogueone (at Arclight Cinemas Hollywood)

[garytt]

Tree is up. Fireplace is on. You've Got Mail on the tv. Cookies in the oven. Whiskey in the glass. Xmas in the air. 🎄🎅🏻 #christmas #xmas #christmastree #friday #fridaynight #winniethepooh #eeyore #disney #holidays #lights

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🔥🔥🔥🔥 #fire (at Hembstead, Charlotte, North Carolina)

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When my children ask me about the 2016 Presidential election, I'll just show them this video... and explain to them what Red Lobster was. 🇺🇸

[garytt]

Thanks Big Papi. For 14 years I watched you transform doubts into dreams, anger into pride, and tragedy into hope. Thank you for making a young kid believe in the impossible. @davidortiz

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Screen test for my residency at Da Club De Pavilions. . . . #dance #actor #hollywood #yolo #music #saturday #losangeles #dgaf (at Pavilions)

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I get that this beautiful and all, but can't we just throw a damn city over here? Rent prices are outrageous! . . #california #roadtrip #nature #mountains #view #sky #beauty #history

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Forgot my damn swimmies. . . #pool #hearstcastle #roadtrip #california #architecture #reflection #water #color #art #beauty #history (at Hearst Castle)