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Gaslamp goes by she/her
Mod is a minor
No weird shit
I bit a transphobic person once, it was fun
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@gaslamp-offical
This isn't a pinned post bro
Gaslamp goes by she/her
Mod is a minor
No weird shit
I bit a transphobic person once, it was fun
Does anyone know how I can fix my clock? :( It randomly skips hours of time
You should try staring at it nonstop for prolonged periods of time :)
I do NOT take advice from strangers
Yes you do????
Settle an argument for me: My boss thinks I should “go” to “therapy”, but my dad says I should seek “psychological” “help”.
Who is right?
My boss
My dad
For context I have no ability to form my own opinions
Do neither
Both of those things are horrible for you, they are trying to kill you
Been thinking, @no-one-offical’s #you’re insane to think I’ve spoken is rather gaslightly. Which has brought me to the following theory that @no-one-offical is in fact @gaslight-offical, gaslighting us.
@no-one-offical is me
Not @gaslamp-offical smh
last day to reblog
you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
Yep! It’s gonna be May!
May isnt real
*flicks a light switch*
on or off?
Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!
Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?
Light switches aren't real
Only dark switches exist
DO NOT START GANGING UP ON ME YOU TWO.
What two? Theres only you here
*flicks a light switch*
on or off?
Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!
Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?
Light switches aren't real
Only dark switches exist
no sorry that’s short for a guy and not particularly tall for a girl
I somehow did not see this ask from March 6th, so I have no idea the context of this haha
I guess I said something about my height? I am 5’8, I think that would be perfectly average and nondescript for anyone!!
That is not average at all, you fucking giant
What?? Is THAT why everyone is always staring at me??
And he told me it was the yellow rubber gloves I wear at all times. 🙄 I’m just tall!!
Those are red.. you might be colorblind, my friend
no sorry that’s short for a guy and not particularly tall for a girl
I somehow did not see this ask from March 6th, so I have no idea the context of this haha
I guess I said something about my height? I am 5’8, I think that would be perfectly average and nondescript for anyone!!
That is not average at all, you fucking giant
My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message to all the Officalverse:
I hope I’m not an unwelcome addition to the verse, and thank you for having me.
@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @paranoia-offical @chickfila-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @gay-news-offical @snail-offical @bacone-official @null-the-void-monarch-offical @macandcheese-official @oppossum-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @air-vent-official @james-offical @man-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @7-eleven-offical @fay-offical
I apologize for any unwelcome tags, but from what i have observed, it is somewhat customary for new officals to tag pre-existing officals.
It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?
Bumblebee? Where!?
Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?
@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?
Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!
Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend
Wait. But that’s… wait..,
What are you confused about?
Gaslamp only speaks the truth as I just stated
My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message to all the Officalverse:
I hope I’m not an unwelcome addition to the verse, and thank you for having me.
@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @paranoia-offical @chickfila-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @gay-news-offical @snail-offical @bacone-official @null-the-void-monarch-offical @macandcheese-official @oppossum-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @air-vent-official @james-offical @man-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @7-eleven-offical @fay-offical
I apologize for any unwelcome tags, but from what i have observed, it is somewhat customary for new officals to tag pre-existing officals.
It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?
Bumblebee? Where!?
Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?
@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?
Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!
Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend
okay let's settle this fr
which is tastier?
chairs
lamps
Me and my cousins are scared
What are you planning
@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official
We have no reason to be concerned fellow lamp
Isn't that right @gaslight-offical and @evil-gaslight-offical ?
I love this blog
Somehow, simultaneously, i am flirting (silly), being gaslight, and role playing in a story.
Welcome to Tumblr and i am at my peak.
*gaslamped
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website
I feel called out for some reason
No you dont
You’re not gaslight
Yes I am??
@gaslight-offical this you??
Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out
So who’s wrong??
What other guy??
Are you okay my fellow offical?
Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies
Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?
WHAT.
Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?
I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.
You mean gaslamp by a gaslit?
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website
I feel called out for some reason
No you dont
You’re not gaslight
Yes I am??
@gaslight-offical this you??
Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out
So who’s wrong??
What other guy??
Are you okay my fellow offical?
Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies
Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?
WHAT.
Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?
I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.
*the gas powered lamp hangs on its hook like a normal lamp*
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website
I feel called out for some reason
No you dont
You’re not gaslight
Yes I am??
@gaslight-offical this you??
Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out
So who’s wrong??
What other guy??
Are you okay my fellow offical?
Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies
You might want to go to a doctor
But I’m fine??
Yeah your fine
Why are you bringing this up?? We were talking about the history of the nuclear bomb