with doorkeep and girllead

[gaslamp-offical]

This isn't a pinned post bro

Gaslamp goes by she/her

Mod is a minor

No weird shit

I bit a transphobic person once, it was fun

[amnesia-offical]

Does anyone know how I can fix my clock? :( It randomly skips hours of time

[villain-offical]

You should try staring at it nonstop for prolonged periods of time :)

[amnesia-offical]

I do NOT take advice from strangers

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes you do????

[amnesia-offical]

Settle an argument for me: My boss thinks I should “go” to “therapy”, but my dad says I should seek “psychological” “help”.

Who is right?

My boss

My dad

Voting ended onJul 2

For context I have no ability to form my own opinions

[gaslamp-offical]

Do neither

Both of those things are horrible for you, they are trying to kill you

[spider-georg-offical]

Been thinking, @no-one-offical’s #you’re insane to think I’ve spoken is rather gaslightly. Which has brought me to the following theory that @no-one-offical is in fact @gaslight-offical, gaslighting us.

[gaslamp-offical]

@no-one-offical is me

Not @gaslamp-offical smh

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[chaos-triangle]

Yep! It’s gonna be May!

[gaslamp-offical]

May isnt real

[light-offical]

*flicks a light switch*

on or off?

[gaslight-offical]

Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!

[light-offical]

Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?

[gaslamp-offical]

Light switches aren't real

Only dark switches exist

[light-offical]

DO NOT START GANGING UP ON ME YOU TWO.

[gaslamp-offical]

What two? Theres only you here

[light-offical]

*flicks a light switch*

on or off?

[gaslight-offical]

Light switches don't function that way, fellow offical!

[light-offical]

Have you used a light switch before, fellow offical?

[gaslamp-offical]

Light switches aren't real

Only dark switches exist

[amnesia-offical]

no sorry that’s short for a guy and not particularly tall for a girl

I somehow did not see this ask from March 6th, so I have no idea the context of this haha

I guess I said something about my height? I am 5’8, I think that would be perfectly average and nondescript for anyone!!

[gaslamp-offical]

That is not average at all, you fucking giant

[amnesia-offical]

What?? Is THAT why everyone is always staring at me??

And he told me it was the yellow rubber gloves I wear at all times. 🙄 I’m just tall!!

[gaslamp-offical]

Those are red.. you might be colorblind, my friend

[amnesia-offical]

no sorry that’s short for a guy and not particularly tall for a girl

I somehow did not see this ask from March 6th, so I have no idea the context of this haha

I guess I said something about my height? I am 5’8, I think that would be perfectly average and nondescript for anyone!!

[gaslamp-offical]

That is not average at all, you fucking giant

[optimus-prime-offical]

My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message to all the Officalverse:

I hope I’m not an unwelcome addition to the verse, and thank you for having me.

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @paranoia-offical @chickfila-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @gay-news-offical @snail-offical @bacone-official @null-the-void-monarch-offical @macandcheese-official @oppossum-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @air-vent-official @james-offical @man-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @7-eleven-offical @fay-offical

I apologize for any unwelcome tags, but from what i have observed, it is somewhat customary for new officals to tag pre-existing officals.

[gaslight-offical]

It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?

[optimus-prime-offical]

Bumblebee? Where!?

[gaslight-offical]

Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?

[optimus-prime-offical]

@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?

[megatron-offical]

Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!

[gaslamp-offical]

Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend

[optimus-prime-offical]

Wait. But that’s… wait..,

[gaslamp-offical]

What are you confused about?

Gaslamp only speaks the truth as I just stated

[optimus-prime-offical]

My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message to all the Officalverse:

I hope I’m not an unwelcome addition to the verse, and thank you for having me.

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @paranoia-offical @chickfila-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @gay-news-offical @snail-offical @bacone-official @null-the-void-monarch-offical @macandcheese-official @oppossum-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @air-vent-official @james-offical @man-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @7-eleven-offical @fay-offical

I apologize for any unwelcome tags, but from what i have observed, it is somewhat customary for new officals to tag pre-existing officals.

[gaslight-offical]

It is nice to see you again, Bumblebee! How goes it?

[optimus-prime-offical]

Bumblebee? Where!?

[gaslight-offical]

Who said anything about Bumblebee? You should have your ears (or whatever the Transformer equivalent is) checked. :/ That, combined with you thinking tagging is something new officals do makes you worried about you. Are you okay, fellow offical?

[optimus-prime-offical]

@megatron-offical is this one of your schemes?

[megatron-offical]

Oh yes Prime, one of my most nefarious one yet! My gaslamp speaks nothing bit truths until you are driven mad by the deception your own processors have fed you! Hahahahaha!

[gaslamp-offical]

Gaslamp speaks nothing but lies my friend

[gaslamp-offical]

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official

[gaslamp-offical]

We have no reason to be concerned fellow lamp

Isn't that right @gaslight-offical and @evil-gaslight-offical ?

[light-offical]

I love this blog

Somehow, simultaneously, i am flirting (silly), being gaslight, and role playing in a story.

Welcome to Tumblr and i am at my peak.

[gaslamp-offical]

*gaslamped

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[things-that-are-weezer-blue]

Yup

[tothechaos]

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

[light-offical]

I feel called out for some reason

[gaslamp-offical]

No you dont

[light-offical]

You’re not gaslight

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes I am??

[light-offical]

@gaslight-offical this you??

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes

[light-offical]

Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out

So who’s wrong??

[gaslamp-offical]

What other guy??

Are you okay my fellow offical?

[light-offical]

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?

[light-offical]

WHAT.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?

[light-offical]

I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

You mean gaslamp by a gaslit?

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[things-that-are-weezer-blue]

Yup

[tothechaos]

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

[light-offical]

I feel called out for some reason

[gaslamp-offical]

No you dont

[light-offical]

You’re not gaslight

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes I am??

[light-offical]

@gaslight-offical this you??

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes

[light-offical]

Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out

So who’s wrong??

[gaslamp-offical]

What other guy??

Are you okay my fellow offical?

[light-offical]

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Light are you okay? You're talking to no one?

[light-offical]

WHAT.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Yeah there is no one there, talking to the wall or smth?

[light-offical]

I swear to gods if I have been getting gaslit by a gaslamp.

[gaslamp-offical]

*the gas powered lamp hangs on its hook like a normal lamp*

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[things-that-are-weezer-blue]

Yup

[tothechaos]

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

[light-offical]

I feel called out for some reason

[gaslamp-offical]

No you dont

[light-offical]

You’re not gaslight

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes I am??

[light-offical]

@gaslight-offical this you??

[gaslamp-offical]

Yes

[light-offical]

Oh hi!! This other guy says that I shouldn’t feel called out but for some reason I feel called out

So who’s wrong??

[gaslamp-offical]

What other guy??

Are you okay my fellow offical?

[light-offical]

Wait,,,, what??? Wasn’t there,,, oh I don’t even know anymore fellow offical, my apologies

[gaslamp-offical]

You might want to go to a doctor

[light-offical]

But I’m fine??

[gaslamp-offical]

Yeah your fine

Why are you bringing this up?? We were talking about the history of the nuclear bomb