lmap.

a VERY KIND CONVENIENT LAMP unlike the evil unconvenient lamp

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Hello

I am a lmap.

I shall convenience you to the worst best of my

ability.

I am simply. Lmap.

Moot tags!! @chara2127 @bunnycorn7 I don't have friends

Hi! Mod here! Finally copied my friends blog for this :D

Just call me (mod) Bean! (main blog is @bean-cat-17!) I'll be using different tags because the other one is a art blog.

"#begone evil" for my cousin :(

"#lmap things" for lmap things obviously

Not the same person as my evil cousin

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

man i love playing ultrakill in class

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I prefer ultralive

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

Oh fuck off

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Yk that game where instead of killing everyone you uh ... uhm...

Ooc- The opposite of kill is birth but I don't like that idea

[skyan-official]

revive is also the opposite of kill so basically a game where you revive everyone

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

May i suggest that ultrakill already ultrarevives my brain?

[chartreuse-official]

today i made a burger that was so bad that the person who literally eats rocks and dirt like it's fine dining had to go to the nurse's office after taking a bite

[chartreuse-official]

did the same thing today but with mac n cheese instead, anyways somebody tried to take it away from the guy after he took a bite and started looking sick but then when they threw it out he freaking dug it out of the trash and continued to eat it. i need to stop cooking.

[chartreuse-official]

yall are never gonna guess what happened to the pizza today. in other news i've started writing a cookbook.

[zoro-offical]

please stop.

[veelovesmha]

i agree with zoro on this one. @blacklegged-prince

we have an abomination on food

[blacklegged-prince]

I am genuinely in tears.

[chartreuse-official]

i'm so proud of myself right now.

i should totally post screenshots from the cookbook.

[the-color-orange-offical]

unoffical sequel to the world's shittiest alchemist

[grapefruit-offical]

i need that cookbook

[chartreuse-official]

unfortunately i can't share the cookbook itself (it was made on a google site using my school account, which has settings on it so you can't share stuff with people outside of the district) but i would like to show you a screenshot of yesterday's addition:

the rating system goes from 1 to 5, with 1 being safe for human consumption and 5 being death. some people were trying to convince me to rate this as a 6.

[the-color-orange-offical]

place in a bowl and stir, I presume?

[chartreuse-official]

close! you actually need to have a friend chug the grape juice and then place in the grape juice container and stir (you could also just pour out the grape juice but that's just a waste of grape juice)

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

i dont think i can complain about my partner's prison mac m cheese anymore after reading this

@kind-convenient-lamp-official do you see this shit?

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

The prison macncheese is worse trust me

[killer-offical]

guys can you give me your favourite songs/or artist

[grapefruit-offical]

Will Wood

STOMACHBOOK

Radiohead (especially ok computer)

[killer-offical]

WILL WOOD MENTIONED/silly

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

WILL WOOD??? WHERE

@kind-convenient-lamp-official WILL WOOD MENTIONED OH MY GOD

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Will wood AND Stomach Book :)

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[atherflame-theconcubus]

how many more gimmick blogs can we get on this post in one thread?

[sniffer-detector]

No sniffer detected :(

[pinging-forsaken-detectors]

Gimmik blog?

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

Gimmick?

[roaring-knight-offical]

KILLS YOU. KILLS YOU. KILLS YOU.

THE ROARING IS COMING

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

OH MY GOD IS THAT THE ROARING FRAUD???

@kind-convenient-lamp-official OH MY GOD

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

No silly! That's the roaring knight dont be mean to them!

Jk YOURE A FRAUD ROARING KNIGHT

A FRAUD!

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

so

yaoi

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

This is agreeable

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

man i love playing ultrakill in class

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I prefer ultralive

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

Oh fuck off

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Yk that game where instead of killing everyone you uh ... uhm...

Ooc- The opposite of kill is birth but I don't like that idea

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

ULTRABIRTH???

mate thats just what happened with gabriel after 6-2 😔💔

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

ooc- LMFAO

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

man i love playing ultrakill in class

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I prefer ultralive

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

Oh fuck off

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Yk that game where instead of killing everyone you uh ... uhm...

Ooc- The opposite of kill is birth but I don't like that idea

[evil-unconvenient-lamp-official]

man i love playing ultrakill in class

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I prefer ultralive

[dying-pen-offical]

We can make it through school, white boy.

[shark-albert-offical]

white boy isnt very optimistic about that

[murder--offical]

white boy is gonna fail his test

[conglomerated-flock-of-birds]

white boy is scrolling tumblr instead of doing his homework

[dying-pen-offical]

White boy...lock in...

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

White boy doesn't believe in "lock in" propaganda

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

*appears menacingly*

Are you one of those lamp-eaters

I'm very intimidated

[zeta-finnish]

I don't eat lamps...

I break them.

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

But I like my bone :(

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official

[playlist-offical]

wh. why are there so many lamp-officials.

[zeta-finnish]

I can tell you, as someone who has eaten a chair.

They taste like shit.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

How is lamp the winner? They taste like shit

[playlist-offical]

the lampshades can be tasty if seasoned well

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I KNEW NOT TO TRUST YOU

I've been betrayed, I've even informed you on migration

[playlist-offical]

WAIT I STILL VOTED FOR CHAIRS💔 IT WAS ONE TIME IM SORRY

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Is that where my long lost cousin regular lamp went?

It's okay I forgive you he was kinda boring

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official

[playlist-offical]

wh. why are there so many lamp-officials.

[zeta-finnish]

I can tell you, as someone who has eaten a chair.

They taste like shit.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

How is lamp the winner? They taste like shit

[playlist-offical]

the lampshades can be tasty if seasoned well

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

I KNEW NOT TO TRUST YOU

I've been betrayed, I've even informed you on migration

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official

[playlist-offical]

wh. why are there so many lamp-officials.

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

We come in flocks

[playlist-offical]

do you migrate as well

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Sometimes, depends on how the evil lamp feels

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

*appears menacingly*

Are you one of those lamp-eaters

I'm very intimidated

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official

[playlist-offical]

wh. why are there so many lamp-officials.

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

We come in flocks

[playlist-offical]

okay let's settle this fr

which is tastier?

chairs

lamps

Voting ended onApr 21

[kind-convenient-lamp-official]

Me and my cousins are scared

What are you planning

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official @meh-mediocre-lamp-official