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Update:
Having an apprentice is a full time job apparently. My pageboy came out as Paige (girl) and keeps trying to alter herself with shape shifting magic. She always is digging through my stuff, the gremlin she is, and I do believe that there are books with pages she ripped out.
Honestly, just take the whole book at this point.
Spire > Tower
Curse me for as many years as you like, but spires will always be better for honing magic than towers.
Tag yourself I'm observatory
Getting so tired of people calling me a bard just because I play instruments. Not the same.
i understand that if you’re not nose-deep in a subject it’s hard to see this but if one more student asks about the standard composition of elixirs im going to lose it.
THIS.
Friendly reminder as a graduate that this applies to all fields of magic. Took me so long to relearn the rules professors used to drill into us, so glad it's being corrected more now. There's no right way to cast, there's no "proper" spells or "wand movements" or "correct infernal pronunciation."
There's a reason Power Word: Scrunch works. Intention. Creativity. Magic at its pure and wild state, combined with scholarly knowledge and risk takers. Do whatever the fuck you want if you're good. Learn the basics. Go beyond.
Sorry, will get off of my Old Wizard Soapbox Spiel™ now.
i heard you need a nemesis. i know a guy. his name's Nem E. Sis. he's got 429 nemisi and hes going for the record of 197832765456, set by Arch N. Emy in the year 2.
I'd rather have a personal bond with my nemesis. I really want to only be each others' so we can truly have a love/hate relationship for the eons
mhm yes. oh woe is me, i have such a similar problem, no nemesis, aw, if only, no...
Can't believe you're cheating on Norgulloz.
i heard you need a nemesis. i know a guy. his name's Nem E. Sis. he's got 429 nemisi and hes going for the record of 197832765456, set by Arch N. Emy in the year 2.
I'd rather have a personal bond with my nemesis. I really want to only be each others' so we can truly have a love/hate relationship for the eons
Do you have a nemesis?
Yes
No
Secret third answer
Just realized all the wizards I know have an arch nemesis of their own. Thought these were more uncommon, and I haven't gotten one yet.
For whomever lives in the tower a few miles over, could you please stop circling clouds around your spire ominously?
It's blocking out the moon and I very much need that for my rituals.
I'll call the HOA (Homestead Owners Assembly) if needed, I know that this is a violation after a number of days.
Pardon my curiosity, but what did Norgulloz do?
Norgulloz is an evil opposite of me formed by a dark ritual. He's in general a creep and keeps using Advanced Scrying on my while i bathe.
He also sent a mailbomb to my mother.
Norgulloz stopped by earlier and had a dignified conversation with me over tea, what must this mean about you?
it means clear your socials. he's trying to seduce you. if he's being amicable its for personal gain. DO NOT TRUST.
It's interesting, I feel like I found the positive reinforcement ring in my house after he left...
Pardon my curiosity, but what did Norgulloz do?
Norgulloz is an evil opposite of me formed by a dark ritual. He's in general a creep and keeps using Advanced Scrying on my while i bathe.
He also sent a mailbomb to my mother.
Norgulloz stopped by earlier and had a dignified conversation with me over tea, what must this mean about you?
someone cast repel all maidens. Now only the finest of elf daddies approach me. checkmate liberals.
Oregano wizard can't cast it on himself like I did and needs help to repel maidens. Shame him. Form a shame circle.
Hearing voices is generally a bad thing with relics. What do you do, however, if a ring starts whispering positive affirmations to you?
Hypothetically, of course.
I hate to break it you. Your evil ring is a top.
... This is bad why?
It's not. The bad news is i stole it. Outa the way apprentice boy i'm gonna get reassured
Shit. I hope that thing is cursed. I have to up security, clearly my pageboy won't cut it.
What makes one "the most" wizard? Asking for a friend.
i have more books. I promise you. I have a pact with Guhte En Burghe that gives me all books ever. so i'm the most wizard
Ah. I know of this Burghe. However, I must ask...
If you have made a pact, you are a warlock, aren't you?
Hatched a baby dragon today, little Goldie is already stealing his first coins
Greater potion of harming
May the gods take mercy on your soul...
Hearing voices is generally a bad thing with relics. What do you do, however, if a ring starts whispering positive affirmations to you?
Hypothetically, of course.
I hate to break it you. Your evil ring is a top.
... This is bad why?
Do you
Actually keep your tower in a good state of repair
Move all your stuff into a bag of holding, demolish it, and make a new one
My way of saying it's time to start anew, please don't make me feel alone
