finally facing my waterloo !

im calvin/genesis, they/(s)he

[wholelottiered]

Do you ever see something that’s just so blatantly wrong that you have to wonder what could’ve possibly happened in that person’s life to lead them to believe the shit they’re saying?

[wholelottiered]

[teethpuppet]

always forget to post on here so... heres a little jay doodle :>

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

[idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf]

Same. I wad like “a little weird, but alright, they’re scared of Markiplier”

[numberonechildheart]

This post used to be about Danny Devito. What happened. How did it change.

[spockgirl]

every time I see that post about the 4chan incel dude turning his life around bc he started raising shrimp or whatever im like yeah okay man but do you still hate women? you still hate women bro?

[girlbossjodiarias]

Like “I had an easier time developing empathy for shrimp than for women” is not a success story.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

there is only one good yandere in the history of anime ever

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

and it’s panini from chowder

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[captorations]

homestuck aesthetic means that we cannot tell for certain if john and rose are 13 or 23 in those pesterquest preview mages. there’s just no way to know

[sachertortes]

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

[bymcr]

hey as somebody who works in one of those companies that sends out those surveys, never, NEVER mention how much you hate the company in them. just talk about the representative. then, go to the company’s social media page and blast your bad reviews there

those surveys decide our pay, they decide whether we get bonuses or not, they decide if we get to keep our jobs or not. i’ve read transcripts on surveys where it’s has been praising the representative but mentioned one bad thing about the company. that fell to the representative because they should have been enough to sway the customers opinion.

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

Hey just to add on, if you liked the representative, and the survey is asking for opinions on a scale of 0-10… please give the rep 10′s across the board.  Don’t try to be thoughtful and detailed and put down a 7 or an 8 or a 9.  A lot of times anything below a 9 or 10 counts as a zero (no, for real) and guess who it comes back to?  That’s right, the customer service rep.

[ultramikahd]

At my job anything below a 10 is zero and our store is graded on our survey % so if anyone even puts 9s across the board it’s a 0 in the end and heavily brings down our stores score- which can lead to firings,

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

corporations: more horrible than i thought

[spadesfiction]

Reiterate: Always score those surveys as 10s. Blast the company itself on social media.

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

So basically they don’t tell you that you’re fucking people over. Once again corporations being slimey as fuck.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

God the inherent melancholy of playing Minecraft. You're just digging for coal and that one piano song comes on and you're 13 again

[dark-akademia]

— ophelia in paintings: moodboard

[weltinator]

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[the-uppity-b]

Why is this so fucking funny 

[diesetdown]

Logging on and seeing posts

[romelle-moved]

no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and they’re both breathing hard and there’s not much space there and they’re looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a ‘shhh’ motion while smirking and oh no now they’re looking at one another’s lips and one of them whispers “i think the coast is clear now. we could leave.” and the other says “yeah. we could.” but they’re still looking at the other person’s lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each other’s breath against their skin and. y eah

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[cross-country-suggestions]