it was HIS hat Mr Krabs

i think im so fucking funny

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

this is fucking killing me

[brucebocchi]

i took a giant sloppy shit at tj maxx and the manager started screaming that he was going to “stab [my] eyes out with a knife.” what could he mean by this

[brucebocchi]

obviously i’m not gonna pay for those jeans idiot why do you think i shitted on them 🙄

[marisakirisame]

[redchrominance]

my cat before it vomits on the bed

[the-tree-line]

??? i was looking up how far u can safely dive underwater without the water pressure being dangerous, and google showed me some related (?) questions and answers like it always does, and

this is the funniest paragraph i’ve read in days

[fatfreeshitsicles]

tactical taco bell rounds

[jenny-yesac-has-moved-bye]

Toby Fox said this. Toby Fox said this to Nintendo. Why is so much shit happening today first the mario movie and now this

[greebledgoblin]

love grimes’ wire mother energy

[brucebocchi]

[gorilla-glue-official]

I can’t help but feel I’m obliged to reblog this even tho I really don’t feel like I should.

[wonni]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAO

[energyprison]

i dont wanna be like rude or whatever but if you die without ever seeing the northern lights irl it may have all been for nothing

[energyprison]

[valtsv]

what if you woke up one morning to find out that the new meme was an image captioned "YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS GUY" and the image was a picture of you

[valtsv]

[256gb]

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

[256gb]

[256gb]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

evil lmfao party fuckers in the house tonight everybody just have a shit time

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[snoopingasusualisee]

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

[frogmoss1]

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want