Gay Nonbinary Axolotl

he/they 🏳️‍⚧️✡️🍉

[roanlovesvampires]

I love how Armand and Lestat both have sensory issues but in completely different ways

Lestat: "cars and electricity are too loud!!! Wtf this is awful! 😭"

Armand: "the sound of airplane engines is calming to me 😌 I love how the garbage disposal sings when i feed her cigarettes 🤭"

I love lesmand, but they could NOT live together without daily meltdowns lol

[8-bitbasil]

théâtre des vampires voted most tumultuous pseudo-polycule of the 18th century

[cloudabserk]

i think armand would do really well on stan twitter

[spacesmoss]

"But you came to be healed, and you did not want me! A century I had waited, and you did not want me!"

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Tbf everyone is a baby compared to Armand

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[galaxywarp]

[depsidase]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[headspace-hotel]

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

[ryebreadgf]

girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

[ryebreadgf]

I got a message about how this is supposedly mean. I am holding your hand when I say that refusing womanhood and clinging onto girlhood will not save you from the realities of adulthood. I am not saying you are not young. 26 is incredibly young. you are free to love the concepts and media associated with girlhood but there is much to love about womanhood that you are not seeing. there is something to be said for being free of the shackles of girlhood and childhood. you are an autonomous being. you have power over your life and the paths you will take. it is easier to see the paths when you start taking yourself seriously instead of waiting for others to do so. no one is saying you have to be serious. womanhood is joy too. a different shade of yellow

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[therantingsocialscientist]

Some more context:

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️

[makerissues]

“Did you jump for it?”

Interview with the Vampire (1976) / The Vampire Lestat (1985)

[theringsofbower]

yes louis, we all understand you😭

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[sarah-maclean-completist]

🧵

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once