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you are just mad at me because i tore your leg off with my teeth for fun
character who doesn’t know they’re in a timeloop: you’re back early
character who knows they’re in a timeloop, at the same time as the other character: you’re back early. yeah. i know. today’s haunted
character who doesn’t know they’re in a timeloop: what?
character who knows they’re in a timeloop: *loads gun* today’s haunted
In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.
I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.
And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.
black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on
holy shit you’re right
THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN
#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything
that fucking tag though
Raccoons should have guns I think
they will
hooded sports bra……………… this is the future
imagine only wearing this and an open plaid button up
so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it
I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news
Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic
Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed
you’re welcome
you never have to apologize for this
rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding
Mixed signals.
Me @ myself: get over it lol
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
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