They call me Bear.

Hopeless Romantic, Forlorn Poet.

[somecutething]

[vanjalen]

This is so fucking funny he did great

[memewhore]

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

danny phantom au where ghosts dont exist

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

It Wasn’t A Competition But You Won Anyway

[funtoban-blog]

[batbaffle]

[theweirdwideweb]

[madame-est-morte]

I love how loyal Brian, Roger and John are to Freddie.

Roger and Brian appeared on TV to defend him against the vitriol of the press (some people even wrote that he deserved to die because he had a promiscuous lifestyle) eight days after his death. You can see in their faces the fresh grief and shock, but they still went because they were not going to let those bastards get away with talking shit about Fred.

They went on to create the Mercury Phoenix Trust to fight AIDS worldwide in his memory.

The documentary Days of Our Lives is particularly heartbreaking to watch. Among other things, Brian talks about how they knew but didn’t know; they kind of refused to know that Freddie was dying. They were like “No, it can’t happen to him” and until the last moment they kept thinking there had to be a way out.

They praise his gentleness, his courage in facing his illness and his dedication to music.

Roger remembers how he was on his way to see him when Peter Freestone (Freddie’s assistant) called him to say “Don’t bother coming, cause he’s gone”. And even after 20 years, he has to hold back tears.

John retired after Freddie’s death. We don’t know if that’s the sole reason because he’s a very private man, but the facts are there. He only returned to the band to finish their last album, shoot the video of Only the Good Die Young (another tearjerker) and then stepped out of the limelight.

Their last album was called Made in Heaven, and the cover was a photo of Brian, Roger and John next to Freddie’s statue in Montreaux (Switzerland).

Brian wrote said statue’s inscription: Lover of Life, Singer of Songs.

They worked for almost ten years on Bohemian Rhapsody, because they wanted to get the right people on board (and after watching the film, I can tell you they did) and not because they wanted to milk Freddie, as it has been said. Roger said on the premiere that Sacha Baron Cohen wouldn’t have taken Freddie seriously. They answered the actors’ endless questions and even showed up on the set. That’s how much they care about protecting him and his legacy.

Roger regularly posts old photos of Freddie (check out his Instagram @rogertaylorofficial and weep).

So if you want to talk shit about any of them, you’ll have to fight me first. And I know I’ll fucking destroy you.

[gay-robinhood]

Freddie was a true gift to this world. He’s one of my biggest inspirations to be all I can be, and life my life to the fullest. I’ll always love and admire Freddie.

[officialhome]

reblog if u are currently A Mess

[gay-robinhood]

An actual mess

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

2019 is the year we kill stan culture, I can’t keep watching these people die on hills for celebrities that don’t know them and don’t give them anything

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

Y’all will really spend hours fighting with people you don’t know on social media over a celebrity that doesn’t know you. Like it was cute in middle school but you’re paying rent now, it’s time to move on

[bob-belcher]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn’t gotten caught.

I’m pretty sure Richard got a new ball.

[feral-renaissance-cat]

I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I’m like, “Yeah, [Crush]. And?” Dude turns around and yells to my crush “Hey! She has a crush on you!”

My crush just kinda sighs and is like, “Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks.”

So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires.

[darkhumourandfandoms-blog]

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

[lycant-guy22]

Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of “fucks given”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

damn right we did

[minecraft]

Love when you’re in a mineshaft and you just find some mushrooms growin’ wild, like heck yes,,,……………………….soup time

[minecraft]

oh yeah i like when this happens in minecraft as well

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[gallusrostromegalus]

I have.  A new recliner chair. It’s very comfy. but I am worried.

Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that he’s there.

I am going to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor,  like so much salad.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.

I have a strict policy of never holding babies.

[gallusrostromegalus]

G U E S S   W H A T   I   D I D

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.

[masterchiefqueefs]

Two different socks, t w o d I f f e r e n t s o c k s, T W O D I F F E R E N T S O C K S

[gallusrostromegalus]

They live in my shoes most of the time, so they’re the same by the most useful metric (Thickness).

In other news, 

I tried to give mochi a headscritch while he was on the stairs.

my stairs are basically carpet-covered slabs of wood, with no “backing” so you can see through them.  They’re also directly above the stairs that go down to the basement, so there’s a bit of a drop.

mochi

rolled over for bellyrubs

and fell

through the stairs

about six feet

before rolling over mid-air and catching himself on the floor/ledge above the basement stairs, claws digging into the wood like mufasa during that one scene that fucked up everyone’s childhood.

Unlike Mufasa

Mochi is both strong and not predestined to die for narrative purposes

so he hauled his fat ginger ass up over the ledge as I got to the bottom of the stairs.

he stared at me.

I stared at him.

Mochi then bellowed his loudest and most victorious of cat bellows, and threw himself into my chair and rolled over for bellyrubs.  Which i gave him.

i am afraid

as Mochi is a ginger like my husband his father

that my son may have inherited my Clumsy Bitch Disease

[bunjywunjy]

the nice thing about cats is they’re mostly immune to fall damage

[princesstigerbelle]

@mostlycatsmostly

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[platinumsupa]