Frickin waste of space

Turn back now. my dumb gay bitch sideblog. Main is @lightningandsilence.

[aquariusstudying]

My most recent contribution to archaeology related memes

[tastefullyoffensive]

welcome to my ted talk

[moami]

the veil between the worlds is thin tonight but my restraint to summon a creature older than humanity and curl into its void arms to listen to stories from before the universe existed is thinner

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

[catgirlcaliphate]

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

[captainshroom]

glad I sunk nine years of my life on this website just so I could experience the highly specific mix of neurochemicals currently giving me brain damage

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[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[immortal-maschine]

*patrick stewart voice* computer. boots. chanel. thigh high.

[immortal-maschine]

computer. cannabis sativa. loud. quarter pound.

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[weirdmageddon]

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

[changelingsrule]

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

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[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men will call themselves gamers when they're not even willing to kiss other men on the lips. what gives

[whitepeopletwitter]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

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[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[nickiampaynaj-deactivated201601]

Obama: U busy?

Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..

Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)

Harry:  Barack please……………i’ll see you later.

Obama: :D

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date of origin: 2015

[pasdecoeur]

i am once again asking you not to buy her goddamn books

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[idreamofcreamcheese]

Thank u anonymous slav