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oof..

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According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true.

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You’re rather annoyed that your history teacher gave you a “D” on your report about the Aztecs and Incas. Not just because you’re certain she doesn’t like you, but also because - as an ancient being trying to adapt to modern society - you were LITERALLY there.

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Before its death, the ancient dragon imparted you the knowledge of dragon magic, which was a true honor to receive, but now every dragon hunter arounds think you’re just another disguised dragon. Turns out they can smell dragon magic, not dragons themselves.

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“Do you have any last words before I kill you?” snarled the demon. That was 33 years ago and I’ve not said a word since yet it still shadows me, waiting.

[funnytwittertweets]

[wyndryga]

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

[ready-bek-deactivated20250305]

reblogging for that comment jhc

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Another cute hedgehog behavior Sonic has is that he loves to read! Did you know hedgehogs can read entire novels in just three hours?

They are also capable of writing thesis papers on those novels. Their reading and writing comprehension is so good college students will use their pet hedgehogs to do their homework.

[awkwardsonicphotos]

So cool hedgehog fact, the first hedgehogs are dated back to 15 million years. Existing before humans and they are one of the oldest mammals to exist today and studies show they have evolved very little over this long period of time.

Meaning hedgehogs were already perfect little animals.

Peak perfection.

[funnytwittertweets]

[catchymemes]

[writing-prompt-s]

When your child got possessed, it was a relief. Instead of tantrums and destroying things, now they just stare creepily and levitate while otherwise being very well-behaved. Today, you feel a tap on your shoulder. With tears in their eyes, your little demon begs you to call an exorcist.

[pukicho]

I was gifted this. Tumblr notified me that this was a gift. This is the gift.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[badjokesbyjeff]

My son asked me, “Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?” I smiled and said, “Sure…“

"But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”

[gayandstarving]

tumby

[crimsonthehedgehog]

Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[the-real-seebs]

Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!

Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?

[notyourusualvet]

You can give your children independence, make them ready to take the world on their own, and yet cuddle them and show them they are loved.

Those two things don’t contradict each other and can, should actually!, very well coexist in any child’s life.

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They stole you from your world when you were but a young girl, and they forged you into a magical weapon that has been feared across the cosmos. Now that the war is over and you’ve won, they send you back to the moment before they captured you. The skills, PTSD, and memories? Those never fade.