All The Gays Are Here

When life gives you lemons, you make lemon tea because lemonade is overrated, and you're not going to be rude and refuse free lemons, dang it.

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Mafia AU, where Fay gets to be a dangerous, bloodthirsty mafia boss, yet still be his charismatic, fabulous self.

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Casually drops a Happy New Year fanart right before freaking APRIL ends. Because I’m punctual like that.

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My contribution to Shilin’s contest, starring a crossover between her two universes! (I show my favorite characters how much i love them by making them sad and anxious)

It took too-many-goddamn sleepless night, but holy pepperoni, I managed to finish it at the very last minute! My back is killing me and tbh what EVEN is sleep, but goddammit I’m so glad that I got to participate! Also, special thanks to tumblr for ruining the comic’s format. Insert ‘everything is FINE’ meme here.  If you haven’t checked out her work yet, here’s her tumblr , and deviantart, and her comics, Carciphona  and Amongst Us.

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I figured out how to do gifs so here we go! Fanart to beautiful @zhuy-clamp-doodles‘s AU

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I’M SCREAMING thank you so much, it looks so lovely!! I specially love the little butterflies, my heart just melted into a sweet, warm puddle of happy goo 

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We all know Fai weighs practically nothing and Kurogane can lift him with one arm easy, but I have this image of something happening and Fai just power-lifting Kurogane over his head and Kuro being all ‘wtf! actually that’s kind of hot’

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I couldn’t resist

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I’m so tired of that ‘demon boy corrupts pure angel boy’ bullshit, you know what; give me a punk bratty angel with a sidecut and neon hair, that just wants to drop out of heaven because ‘that’s what the cool kids do, I mean, have you seen Lucifer?!’ like one of those brats that drop out of school to be youtubers.  Also fuck ‘bad boy’ demon while we’re at it! give me a well-spoken thousand of years old demon that’s full of regrets ever since he dropped out of heaven, and it’s up to him to kick some sense into that angelic punk’s head that ‘kiddo, not all fallen angels become badass demons and also, have you ever tried to pluck one of your feathers? Yea, now imagine that happening to your whole wing. All at the same time. While on fire.”

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(Ages; 10, 15 and 20) I have a lot of feels for ‘freshwater mer Watanuki being a feisty, wiggly asshole that acts very damn tough for a pretty mer with far more delicate, twitchy fins than he can manage’.

Not pictured; Doumeki being a saltwater mer that loves his weird, stubborn, wiggly and very shiny boyfriend but then, #What’sNew?

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So I just love all of your art its all great and fueling my love for clamp pairings just thank you

I don’t even know WHEN this message was sent (psst tumblr, it has been 100 years how about adding a date to the messages in our inboxes??) because it was buried underneath all the anon requests, but thank you so much for the support!!

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How long is mer-Doumeki's tail? Most merpeople are shown with tails slightly longer than a human's legs would be but he is like, some sort of eel/sea serpent-looking tail XD He must weigh a lot on land...

Just big enough to give the best cuddles and to ensure that his loud, squirmy human mate won’t try to get away.

(I actually based mer Doumeki on a sea serpent! He was going to be a koi merman, but then the idea of him wrapping himself around Watanuki was just too good to be ignored.)

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Everybody is so THIRSTY for flustered Kurogane, and I ain’t complaining!

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((RP concept art))

Merman Doumeki all curled up on land, protecting himself from the sun because shit, the things a gay merman does to be with his loud&squirmy human boyfriend.

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“So, when where you planning on telling me the meaning of this so called ‘furisode’, Kuro-sama?”

Not pictured; Fay sleeping on the sofa for a whole week and getting his furisode confiscated because god knows that man is dangerous once he finds that Kurogane is WEAK for idiotic-pretty-blond-angsty-vampires wearing a furisode. Specially if that idiotic blond is his stupid husband.

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Presenting; The Mermaid AU You Didn’t Know You Wanted, starring Doumeki as the merman, and Watanuki Kimihiro as the eccentric marine biologist who spent his entire life trying to prove the existence of mermaids, until the day this longass gorgeous merman literally crawled up to his deck and decided that he wants to mate with him. He tossed dead fish at his deck every morning for a whole month until he noticed him.

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Fay both in his gay-ass human disguise, and in his EXTRA-AF real form. 

Because no matter what shape he takes; Fay has to always look FABULOUS, it’s an universal law.

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A bitter Watanuki being consumed by his magic because that boy clearly hasn’t suffered enough yet.

[AU where witches and wizards are consumed by their own toxic magic, and need exorcists to cleanse that toxic magic from their bodies. Guess who’s the lucky bastard that got to look after this asshole.]

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The Corruption reaching it’s final phase; the next is death.

thank fuck Watanuki just happens to have a specially determined exorcist, ready to spend 10 hours cleansing him to save his ass

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Thank you for the wonderful content. Xxxholic fandom is so small this is so refreshing. ❤

Sorry for the long wait !! I accidentally saved this on my drafts and thought I had posted it but THANK YOU

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I love the idea of Mokona just being like, a cute censor bar for ANYTHING suggestive or lewd (it's one of Mokona's 108 secret techniques~)

Mokona is a sweet bean of many crafts! ♡(also, petition for White Mokona to censor kisses and the more ‘cutesy innocent’ stuff, while Black Mokona censors the HOLY FECK content)