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[ourfadingstars]

Truth is not the end, but a beginning.

[ivy1419-deactivated20230202]

I will receive 3 pieces of great news THIS WEEK. I claim it, manifest it & believe it

[jupit3rmoontarot-deactivated202]

Amen

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[sunshine-tattoo]

speaking as a Jewish person, this is incredibly important to me.

Christians in my experience know very little about the culture that is found within the stories of the old testament.

All of our stories are deeply rooted in the time and place that they occured.

Leviticus, for example, was when the Greeks were exploring and coming into contact with us.

They had a tradition of adult men having sexual relationships with boys (ages 12 to 17) as a form of mentorship.

The Hebrew people were like "uh no? Fucking gross." Thus it ended up in our holy texts.

Sodem and gamorah is a big one too.

The smiting that happened there wasn't because of homosexuality, but rather the nonstop eating, drinking, and fucking to the point of ruin.

Basically everyone was so busy with pleasure that the rest of the aspects of life no longer mattered to them. this was both a spiritual disaster and a very literal one for people outside the city who depended on it for goods and services.

so the two stories that Christians hold as anti gay evidence can be summed up in two parts:

- Pedophilia is fucking evil.

- You can't be selfish and just party all the time because then your community will fall apart.

So yeah we have never seen gay stuff as bad and neither did your homie Jesus.

also. We have words in Hebrew for several different genders and many scholars believe that King David was gay.

Peace out, fuckos.

[chewbacca]

Jennifer Coolidge Reads Thirst Tweets

[ruinedchildhood]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

me as a parent 

[lubricates]

OMG FAVE FAVE

[ms-demeanor]

Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.”

This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought her mom had died that morning and I figured she was probably overreacting so I said I’d go check with her and it turns out her mom HAD died but we honestly weren’t sure when it had happened so I lifted her off the bed and attempted CPR and then ended up having to talk to cops and this poor girl’s family for HOURS as she called her dad and brothers and the cops wanted to know if the mom was on any medications or if she had been depressed and I was like “I have no idea, I had literally never met the lady and I don’t even know the family’s last name, the first ever full conversation I had with the daughter was this morning.” And apparently THAT was super suspicious or something.

So anyway that was a rough day and the next day I go into the coffee shop and the manager (who is basically never in) comes over and says “Debbie says you had a rough day yesterday.” And I was like “uh, yeah. It was pretty weird.” And then he was like “Debbie says that you handled it really well. And that you filled out an application to work here a couple weeks ago.” And I was like “I guess?” And he was like “Okay you can do a training shift today and you’re on your own tomorrow. We don’t normally hire people under 21 and we don’t normally hire regulars so don’t fuck up.” (I was 18)

So I started working at the cash-only coffee shop that was patronized exclusively by the weirdest people in town (who had all slept with each other, had no money, and had the most drama of any group I’ve ever been part of) and was used to launder money made by the owner’s cocaine sales for the local gang.

The first shift I worked alone was the next night and when I called the manager and told him one of the regulars had been chasing people out of the parking lot to sell meth the manager told me to ban him so I was like “Hey dude, manager says you’re banned” and he was like “You’re a fucking cunt and I’m going to wait until you’re alone and I’m gonna fucking kill you” and then he drove around the block about twenty times and screamed “cunt” out the window every time he passed by where I was cleaning the patio.

One of the regulars, who was a nearly-seven-foot-tall hacker and gunsmith who worked graveyard in Hollywood, waited around for me to finish closing and then offered to drive me home because otherwise I’d have to walk three miles alone and there was that whole “circling meth dealer” thing going on. I decided to take a chance on getting a ride from tall, dark, and scary and that paid off pretty well because it’s been fifteen years and I’ve been married to that tall weirdo since 2011.

And that’s how I got my first non-porn job.

[jabberwockypie]

Just about every paragraph I was going “Okay, that’s pretty weird, but surely this is as weird as the story gets” and I was Mistaken.

[state-issued-boyfriend]

[skylikethat]

Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

[enrique262]

Korean, brother, you are now mexican.

For those wondering what they’re chanting. 

[lord-armitage]

Now this is diplomacy 

[movietvetc]

THOMAS DOHERTY AS LIAM SHAWCROSS IN HIGH FIDELITY (2020-)

[lvl99catpriest]

He tried so hard to show us his dick on IG. A king.

[tvandfilm]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[peachstonefemme]

Reblog this to get:

A Very Gay Hug

Money

A thunderstorm

[glumshoe]

My good friend has all the symptoms of COVID-19. She has had a low fever for four days and has had close contact with many international travelers in the last few weeks. She works as a teacher and science interpreter. Nurses have not only refused to get her tested for the virus but have instructed her to go back to work tomorrow... while she is actively symptomatic, feverish, and coughing.

I guess “don’t test people” is one way to “keep the numbers down”.

[leer-7]

[lgbtunis-moved]

fuck all of you guys. im posting nick robles horny nightcrawler art.

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

hahaha look what he said about this post 😆

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[gahdamnpunk]

Ok so how tf do we resuscitate Sinatra so he can come back to life and finish what he started??

[lifewithoutsocks]

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[zachlironis-blog]

Always and forever