HP

Gay, AZ, 27, baby lawyer

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[memeuplift]

[alwayshungrytoo]

going insane over this picture

[xaviertriumphant]

This picture will stop climate change

[y2kluv]

[palmer]

Gay people I summon thee

[catboybreeder]

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

[bauliya]

have y'all HEARD

[king-of-general-disarray]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Him: yeah, suck that dick

Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up

[clownchronicles]

Him: tell daddy how much you like that dick

Me: 😒 it’s alright.

[youngblackndgifted]

Him : this my pussy baby ?

Me: 🙄I mean it’s mine , but we can share it .

[shittymoviedetails]

In X-Men (2000), Storm makes the bold decision to say one of the worst lines in movie history.

[neo-soulless]

It was a serve like what are you on about

[some-n-witty]

One of the most iconic lines in movie herstory

[hoebutmadefashion]

just say you hate women and go

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

[clown-funeral]

Everyone shut up and look at this dog dressed like pinhead from Hellraiser

[changelingfangs]

fyi: you can be fat and hairy and still be a pretty boy.

Pretty boy shouldn't only be for thin, hairless guys. Pretty boy is a damn mindset and you too can be a pretty boy.

[burning-chi-thunderfoot]

[geniusoflove]

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[modogoblin]

[flaminghuskies]

[lezbians]