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put that hot topic spider punk merch down immediately and get out your diy supplies or i swear to god

lbr he (and i) would get a lot of glee from seeing marvel and sony and any company they partnered with gain absolutely 0 dollars in merch sales from one of the most popular characters in their movie because his fans opted to cobble together their own merch or commission directly from artists

hatchetfield-scarecrow

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

what-even-is-thiss

In many versions of the Sisyphus story he’s punished in the underworld and Thanatos goes to pick him up in the first place because he’s made a habit of murdering his guests. And in that case, yeah. Gross violation of the rules of hospitality. Terrible manners. He had it coming.

But. In some versions he gets punished because Zeus was trying to steal a nymph and turned himself into a rock in Sisyphus’ backyard to hide from the nymph’s dad and Sisyphus told on Zeus so the dad could go beat him up and get his daughter back. And in that particular version of the story Sisyphus did nothing wrong. I think we all want to punch Zeus.

tired1mmortal

My favorite version is when Thanatos comes for Sisyphus who upon opening the door immediately ambushes and knocks out Death himself, and keeps him locked under his bed.

what-even-is-thiss

I like when Thanatos makes the mistake of having a chat with Sisyphus first and Sisyphus is like “Oh man Thanatos are those chains of death actually unbreakable? I thought that was impossible? I’ll bet if anyone could break out it’s you because you’re so strong and all”

And Thanatos. Frickin. Falls for it. And lo and behold. They are unbreakable. Good job, buddy.

what-even-is-thiss

Also the only reason anybody noticed Thanatos was missing was because Ares stopped for a second and was like. Hey. Have any of you noticed that nobody is dying. In this war?

what-even-is-thiss

You can say a lot about Ares. And you should. But. He was the only person with the awareness to be like hey I don’t think it’s normal for people to be walking around with their heads off and all their blood gone. Logically doesn’t this mean that somethings happened to Thanatos?

damianwaynerocks

jason todd reads classics & damian wayne reads warrior cats and they’re both constantly beefing with jason acting like he’s all high & mighty and damian explaining every single plot line in warrior cats to convince him that warrior cats can be sophisticated, like there’s “racism & heaven and hell & a complex religion & class structure” and jason always responds with “they’re talking cats”

tropics777

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

qcomicsy

I'm tired of everyone filling up for Bruce, you know what I want to see??

People filling up for Nightwing.

Henchmen 1# in bludhaven: Not wanting to scare you or anything, but has Nightwing always been on steroids?

Henchmen 2#: Oh c'mon pussy it's just Night–

Henchmen 2#:

Henchmen 2#: WHY HE HAS A GUN?

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The roles Reverse and Dick has to fill in for Jason.

Henchman 1: Hey, be careful. I heard the Red Hood is out tonight.

Henchman 2: Ah shit, okay. We better do this quickly.

Red Hood (Dick): Hey boys. How're we doing?

Henchman 1: SHIT IT'S THE HOod??? What happened to you man?

Red Hood (Dick): What?

Henchman 2: Damn bro when was the last time you ate?

Henchman 3: Yeah man you've shrunk to like 3/4s of your size.

Red Hood (Dick): What? No I haven't? You guys need to get your eyes checked in prison.

Henchman 2: Dude you sent me to hospital last week. You jacket came off. The Red Hood is build like a tank, you're built like fucking Nightwing.

Red Hood (Dick), panicked: What! Noooo. What are you talking about?

Henchman 1: You- you are Nightwing, aren't you.

Red Hood (Dick): Was it that obvious?

From then on, if Dick had to fill in for Jason he had to fill the suit with foam padding to make it less obvious.

ionomycin

Shore of bones

succubusboyfriend

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

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b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

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Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

justnick612-deactivated20210723

I’m kepchup lmao

fysticalmorest

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

atlinmerrick

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

kristiemewisstan

some additions from my own collection

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World Heritage Post

dreamofbecoming

greenheart-anon

ruenii

Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED

Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?

Tim: OUTMANNED!

Jason: WHAT?!

Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND

Jason: HAND EM OVER!!

Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!

Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-

Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--

batkidsaremadkids

Goons: I'm not going the fuck out there tonight! Didn't you see the set list?! Today they're doing "Ten Duel Commandements"! I'm not sucidal, boss.

Riddler: ?????

red-hood-redemption

🏁 Gotham Rogue Race! Go! 🏁

Riddler’s shady white van 🧩

Poison Ivy’ red convertible🌹

Two Face’s custom paint job, souped up mail van 🪙

Catwoman’s motorbike 🐈‍⬛

Harley Quinn’s rocket boosted scooter ♦️

Penguin’s purple Bentley🌂

Mr. Freeze’s ice cream truck ❄️

Condiment King’s hot dog stand on wheels 🌭

Killer Moth’s stolen jeep with LEDs set on high beams 🔦

Bane but he’s just running 🧪

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

red-hood-redemption

and we have our winners! 🏁

somecallmekay

Dick is an acrobat, which means that, compared to the rest of the bats, he's one of the lighter ones. Additionally, since he was a trapeze artist, plus his years as Robin, this means he can always, ALWAYS, stick the landing. Jason, on the other hand, is the resident tank build, which means he's the heaviest with the most strength in the arms, rivalling that of Batman himself easily. With that in mind, I present my thesis. If Nightwing is annoying Red Hood, especially in front of Commissioner Gordon, Red Hood just throws Nightwing off of the building. While on the surface it seems cold hearted of Jason, he actually knows and trusts Dicks enough to know he'll be fine, and Dick could scurry away before Jason could grab him, but chooses not to. It's a way the brothers bond. Additionally, Jason sometimes does it around the manor, but only through open windows, because Alfred doesn't appreciate needing to replace them every week.

jasminedragonart

2 of the lifeguards for my comic are done. Bonnet, Bonney and Silver are also done but I need to do some costume design for them. I’m thinking of doing the outdoor instructors after this. They’re going to have animal names I think.